Sister, can I be the scabbard too?

Chapter 10 Tang Ling'er: Holy crap, there's a cow!

"What are you doing? Don't touch her!"

Old Wang knelt on the ground, clutching Zhang Xiaobai's trouser leg, helplessly watching him snatch the Phoebe pillow.

"Old Wang!" Zhang Xiaobai clenched his fists. "Tonight... I'm definitely going to the maid café!"

"Go if you want, what does it have to do with me? Let go of Lady Phoebe!"

"That's a maid café!" Zhang Xiaobai suddenly exclaimed excitedly. "I heard that the girls there offer cosplay services!"

"Huh?" Old Wang's hand trembled violently.

"Don't you want to go? Don't you really want to see the maid dressed up as Phoebe?" Zhang Xiaobai's voice was like a devil's whisper.

"No, no, I can't betray Lady Phoebe! I, I can't betray Erciyuan..." Old Wang murmured, his eyes glazed over.

"And..." Zhang Xiaobai took a deep breath and uttered the trump card: "Maybe these maid ladies' feet are quite (…)!"

Geek!

Upon hearing this, Old Wang's heart skipped a beat.

Immediately afterwards, he slowly released Zhang Xiaobai's trouser leg.

I'm so sorry, so sorry, my dear Phoebe!

But before I became a fan of Arknights, I played it!!!

The world doesn't belong to Phoebe, the world belongs to Arknights (the game's) footwork!

In the end, the powerless Old Wang could only watch helplessly as his wife was kidnapped by Zhang Xiaobai and used as a substitute for Lin Yuan in a blind date.

He sat down behind the curtain opposite Tang Ling'er.

At the same time, Tang Ling'er also came on stage and entered the female guests' area.

"Wow, that's Tang Ling'er, the school beauty! She's so pretty!"

"She must be mixed race; her features are so defined, and she has such a great figure!"

"Sigh, I really envy that guy, he gets to go on a blind date with Tang Ling'er!"

Exclamations immediately erupted from the audience.

Tang Ling'er was not surprised by these comments.

after all……

These were originally online trolls she hired.

In order to win over Lin Yuan, she not only meticulously prepared her makeup and styling, but also found a lot of atmosphere-building teams.

She can arrange the interactions with the female guests, including the ones mentioned earlier.

The purpose was to first lower Lin Yuan's expectations and make her lose all illusions about girls.

At this moment, Tang Ling'er made a dazzling appearance, instantly gaining a lot of goodwill!

This is the ultimate battle of wits!

However, after looking around, Tang Ling'er felt that she had made all the arrangements in vain.

Even if she hadn't made any arrangements, there were quite a few amazing female guests who came.

They all talk about dowries, houses, and cars the moment they open their mouths, and when you ask them anything, they talk about their attitude and quality of life...

They're not good-looking, they have no skills, but their demands are always higher than the last...

Is this a blind date?

They're basically here to make a wish!

This surprised Tang Ling'er greatly.

It's very strange, why are there no more women like this after the apocalypse?

Logically speaking, that's impossible.

A person's personality is unlikely to change much... Hmm? Wait a minute!

Could it be that these kinds of superhuman beings will be the first to die after the apocalypse?

"Cough cough." Tang Ling'er coughed twice to suppress the thought.

In short, she would not approve of this lifestyle.

Whether you're a couple or married, once you've decided to walk this path together, you should support each other.

Once she wins over Lord Lin Yuan, she will definitely treat his affairs as her own.

She may not be as powerful as Lord Lin Yuan, but she will do her best to help him.

Having the ability to do something is one thing; being willing to put in the effort is another.

"Our two guests!" Just then, the host came on stage: "Welcome to this matchmaking event! Please tell us your dating needs!"

"Okay, let's have the female guest speak first."

After saying that, the stage lights focused on Tang Ling'er's curtain.

Upon seeing this, Zhang Xiaobai, backstage, curled his lips into a Nike smirk.

He has already seen the future.

It was nothing more than the same old talk about RVs and dowries. Ha, luckily he was smart and didn't let himself be humiliated again.

"Lady Phoebe, I'm so sorry, so sorry!" Old Wang knelt helplessly to the side, praying fervently.

"Um... I don't really have any special needs."

Just then, Tang Ling'er's voice came from inside the curtain.

"My ideal partner is the first person I see when I open my eyes every day, and the last person I see before I close them."

"Hmm, if possible, I'd like him to be able to cook, because I'm not a very good cook, but I can do the dishes!"

Zhang Xiaobai: ? ? ?

Old Wang: ? ? ?

host:???

Male audience members: ? ? ?

Something feels off about your art style.

"Uh..." The host was the first to react:

"Female guest, is that all your needs are? Um, you don't have any requirements regarding the male guest's finances or anything like that?"

"There is some," Tang Ling'er said. "Yes, I need him to show some attitude!"

"Ha, I knew it! Here it comes, the attitude of the classic!" Zhang Xiaobai sneered.

"Exactly, exactly, all women in real life are bad!" Old Wang wholeheartedly agreed.

The audience breathed a sigh of relief.

That's it, that's the right taste!

"Yes, I need him to be ambitious, to study hard in school, and to find a job after graduation."

Tang Ling'er then said:

"Of course, it doesn't matter whether the job is respectable or not, or how much it pays, as long as I can support myself!"

"Of course, I don't mean I won't work. I'll work hard too. After all, money is hard to earn these days, and we can't put all the pressure on the boys."

"As for houses and cars, they're all so expensive. But I believe that if we work together, we can definitely afford them! We'll save up for a down payment together and pay off the mortgage together."

"As for the bride price, I think that's an outdated custom from the old society, so I won't ask for it. However, you can't ask me for a dowry either!"

"Besides that, you'll have to be more accommodating to me in daily life. Yeah, you'll have to cook more of what I want to eat, and you'll have to watch idol dramas with me. You're not allowed to say the dramas or novels I watch are brainless or spoil my fun! Yeah, of course, I can play games with you too!"

"Yes, that's the attitude I want."

Tang Ling'er unconsciously rattled off a whole string of words.

Only after I finished speaking did I realize that I hadn't read from the prepared speech at all.

She frowned, not understanding why she was acting this way.

These lines are so unimpressive.

She originally wrote that she would use her status as a wealthy woman to support Lin Yuan and let him live off her.

Given these conditions, how could Lin Yuan possibly be tempted?

"Damn it, I made a mistake!"

Tang Ling'er was extremely annoyed, but soon burst into laughter.

Yes,

Isn't this the life I originally wanted to live?

To live a simple and ordinary life with someone you truly love.

Unfortunately, the apocalypse destroyed everything, making it impossible for him to realize this wish.

Oh well, a mistake is a mistake. Speaking it out is a way to make up for the regrets of my past life.

As she finished speaking, the entire venue fell silent.

Soon, all the male audience members were in agony, like undead creatures exposed to the light.

"Are there still girls like this in the world?"

"Damn it, why wasn't I the one she went on a blind date with?"

"Waaaaah, I feel like a goblin hiding in a gutter!"

"This is a science fiction movie! It's totally a science fiction movie!"

"Destroy human tyranny, the world belongs to Ms. Tang Ling'er! (This post has been deleted)"

Tang Ling'er was completely dumbfounded when she saw this.

No, what I'm talking about is just a very ordinary couple relationship, isn't it?

What's wrong with you all?!

"Did I accidentally step into the boys' strike zone?"

Tang Feixue breathed a sigh of relief, and the corners of her mouth involuntarily turned up:

"Phew, since most of the boys are happy, then Lord Lin Yuan must be happy too!"

"The advantage is in our hands this time!"

She stared at the curtain in front of her, as if she could already see Lord Lin Yuan weeping bitterly behind it!

"Oh my god, if the heavens hadn't given birth to Tang Ling'er, the Great Xia Dynasty would have been shrouded in eternal darkness! This wave, let's take it down!"

"Lin Yuan, oh Lin Yuan, just grovel beneath my high heels and submit to me!"

"Don't worry, I will definitely treat you well after we get married."

As she was thinking, a familiar voice came from outside the window.

"Lin, Lin, I... I'm not feeling bad anymore, you can put me down now."

Hmm? That sounds like my silly older sister's voice... Tang Feixue's eyes trembled, and she slowly turned her head to look at the window.

But then, Lin Yuan was seen carrying Tang Feixue on his back, walking past the window while saying:

"It's okay, we'll put you down at the infirmary."

Tang Feixue's cheeks flushed: "Well, thank you then, Lin."

Tang Ling'er trembled again.

Wait, why is my foolish sister with Lord Lin Yuan?

Didn't I already lead her to the library?

"Heh, heh heh." Tang Ling'er chuckled twice and slowly closed the window. "No, I must have opened it wrong."