Sister, can I be the scabbard too?

"Originally, I only wanted to secretly purify Tang Feixue and do an exorcism."

"I never expected to draw a powerful appraisal technique! It's truly powerful, incredibly powerful."

Lin Yuan's lips twitched.

He felt the system was becoming increasingly abstract.

This rule-based ability to make anyone pregnant just by glaring at them is definitely overpowered, but the problem is...

No object is being used.

His only enemies were his few new roommates who stole his shower gel, shampoo, and tissues.

No matter how young they are, their father will always love them.

How could you possibly put a pair of goat twins in someone's belly?

That's a serious offense.

Surely some kind of evil cult can't just suddenly appear, right?

Or perhaps some wanted criminal who committed murder and arson just happened to run into you?

"Forget it, I'll stop thinking about it now. I may not use this kind of heaven-defying ability, but I can't be without it."

Lin Yuan thought about it and decided to continue purifying Tang Feixue.

After all, the Strongest Person Appraisal Technique also says "(1/3)," indicating that he needs to purify her three times before he can fully obtain this power.

Your SAN value is insufficient to accommodate more corruption power.

[Please continue to increase the SAN value to purify the corrupted witch Tang Feixue.]

Once the corrupting power within her has completely vanished, you can transform her into your exclusive artifact, the Corrupted Sword.

[Furthermore, you will gain new abilities as you absorb the corrupting power within her.]

"That's quite a meticulously designed setup."

As Lin Yuan spoke, his eyes grew increasingly fervent.

At this moment, Tang Feixue was no longer a troublesome goddess in Lin Yuan's eyes.

Instead, it's a large experience pack that can be farmed multiple times!

Women will only slow down his path to godhood.

But experience packs are different.

Of course, Tang Feixue was unaware of all this.

She was now lying on Lin Yuan's back, caught in a deep struggle of self-blame and inner turmoil.

The pain in my buttocks has completely disappeared.

Instead, there is an unprecedented sense of comfort, as if all the meridians in the body have been unblocked, and even the breast nodules have disappeared!

But that's not the main point. The main point is that she felt Lin Yuan... smelled very good.

It was a scent close to the sun, which made her unconsciously want to get closer.

Tang Feixue had never felt this way before.

"What... what's going on... wait, could it be... that I've fallen for him at first sight?"

Tang Feixue's eyes trembled.

Although she had never been in a relationship, the places she frequented in Muli were full of such scenes.

The moment this thought crossed her mind, Tang Feixue unconsciously clenched her fists.

"No, Tang Feixue, you can't, you absolutely can't do this!"

"You're going to be his mother!"

"Ahead, ahead lies a forbidden abyss!!!"

"Achoo." Lin Yuan sneezed twice in a row, glancing at her sideways. "Hmm? Did you just curse at me?"

"Huh?" Tang Feixue's heart tightened, and she stammered, "No, no, right, right, where are we going now?"

"The infirmary," Lin Yuan replied.

It's quite a coincidence.

The location of the Suzhou University clinic is right next to the venue where the mock matchmaking event was held.

After going around in circles, he still came over.

I wonder how things are going with Zhang Xiaobai, whether he's found a goddess to fawn over yet.

.........

On the other side, at the venue of the matchmaking simulation event.

Zhang Xiaobai sat in the waiting room, utterly dejected.

The past hour or so has inflicted indelible damage on his young mind.

He stepped onto the matchmaking stage, yearning for love.

But before he could speak, before he could recite the carefully prepared collection of poems...

Then a terrifying whisper began.

"If you want to marry me, you'll need at least a dowry of 388,000 yuan!"

"You have to add my name to the house deed! And the car deed too? What, we'll share the mortgage payments? I didn't marry you to lower my standard of living!"

"What I want isn't money, it's just an attitude!"

Such lines were heard repeatedly throughout the venue.

The most terrifying thing was that every time the song played, the girls in the audience would cheer and applaud wildly.

When he returned backstage, his face was purple.

It's not that these conditions scared him.

The main issue is that this blind date is a masked blind date, with a curtain separating the man and woman, which can only be pulled back at the last moment.

The moment he pulled it open, Zhang Xiaobai realized that he was sitting opposite a 200-pound strongman.

At that moment, Zhang Xiaobai's face immediately showed an expression that said, "Don't come any closer!"

Fortunately, the strongman didn't come over.

Not only did they not come over, but they also gave Zhang Xiaobai a few disdainful looks, as if he were a loser.

Haha.

"Love, how did love turn out like this!"

Zhang Xiaobai recalled everything that had just happened and murmured to himself.

He was only eighteen years old, but his face looked as weathered as a 35-year-old man.

Sure enough, the guy on the forum wasn't lying; a man grows up twice in his life.

The first time was to get a foot massage, the second time was to go on a blind date.

Now, he just hopes time will pass quickly and that night will come soon.

He's going to vent his anger at the maid café!

If he knew that the coffee shop was full of people from Nanliang, he would definitely have a brighter smile.

"That's normal, but don't worry, there are good girls in society these days."

Next to Zhang Xiaobai, Lin Yuan's other roommate, Wang Tianxiang, known as "Old Wang the Anime King," patted him on the shoulder.

"You mean, I haven't received my Mona Lisa yet?" Zhang Xiaobai slowly raised his head.

"Uh, what I mean is... good girls are probably not for you." Old Wang added the dagger with a blank expression.

Zhang Xiaobai: ...

He looked at the side of Old Wang, where the life-size Phoebe pillow that Old Wang had just picked up from the Stupid Bird Station was placed.

I just don't want to be insulted by you, you bastard who practices both original and sexual techniques!

"Heh, Little White, I think you just don't understand at all~" Old Wang hugged Phoebe's pillow tightly and said fondly:

"Where can real-life girls compare to those in anime?"

"Little White, join the great Phoebe Cult with me!"

"Destroy the tyranny of the three-dimensional world, the world belongs to Phoebe!"

Zhang Xiaobai: ...

"Where's Lin Yuan? Is Lin Yuan here? You're next!"

Just then, members of the student council walked into the venue and shouted.

Zhang Xiaobai turned his head, looking dejected, at the student council member.

He had clearly promised to take the blame for his good friend, but at this moment, he was afraid.

He really doesn't want to experience this kind of psychological attack during a blind date again!

However, he couldn't not go.

If he doesn't go, the curtain for the male guest will be empty, and Lin Yuan won't be able to get his credits.

My good brother even thought of me when he got a good deal like a maid cafe, how could I let him down?

What should I do? What should I do?!

Zhang Xiaobai was caught in a terrible dilemma, torn between the responsibility of friendship and the torment of love, and was at a loss for what to do.

Just then, he saw the life-size "Phoebe" body pillow next to Lao Wang.

In an instant, Zhang Xiaobai's expression changed drastically:

"Should we do it? Are we really going to do it? Are we really going to use Old Wang's wife to find a blind date for Lin Yuan?"

"Ah, there's no other way now, we have to do it, we have to do it, Rainer! Only in this way can we return to our hometown! Return to that maid's café!"

"Wait, what are you trying to do to Lady Phoebe? Why are you staging my iconic scene at a time like this?!"

Old Wang looked terrified and grabbed the Phoebe plush pillow:

"And what are you even arguing about? This isn't a real blind date, it's just a regular activity to earn extra credits!"

"No, even if it's a blind date, there's no need to get so worked up!"