Xingtie: My silly online friend is actually a raccoon!

The video has no loading bar.

They started right away.

The image is very stable, the lighting is soft, and the background is an ordinary living room.

A young man with black hair is facing the camera, sitting on a sofa with his hands on his knees and his body leaning slightly forward.

He held up one index finger.

Have you ever thought about this...?

How is the world made up?

Lu Ze immediately posed a very philosophical question.

Then he paused.

Then, lowering his voice and with a mysterious expression, he continued:

Is it the alternation of the sun and moon, or the convergence of mountains and rivers?

"Or perhaps... the result of a series of coincidences?"

At this point, he turned his head and glanced out of the camera's view.

Mebius was standing there.

"So, what I'm going to talk about today is a special combination."

Lu Ze got straight to the point.

"A combination that can cure Honkai disease."

boom!

Mizuno Wataru slammed his fist on the dining table.

"fart."

The dining table let out a groan of despair, and the bowls and chopsticks jumped.

He frantically tugged at his scalp—he was truly insane.

They actually believed they could find a way to save their daughter in such trashy videos.

But the video won't stop because of his idea.

In the footage, Luze turned the camera in his hand towards Mebius, who had been standing off-screen.

She was wearing a green onesie pajama with two rows of soft, limp dorsal fins sewn onto the hood, running from the back of her head to the tip of her tail.

These pajamas actually belonged to Lu Yao, but Lu Ze took them out of his storage bag and gave them to Mebius to wear first.

Now she looks like a little green dinosaur.

A square table was placed in front of Mebius.

The table was piled high with bottles and jars—beakers, measuring cylinders, droppers, spice jars, a small electronic scale, and an alcohol lamp.

"Let me proudly introduce this to all my fans."

Lu Ze's voice came from behind the camera, carrying an undisguised smugness.

"This is my daughter, Mebius."

"..."

Mebius stared at Luzer off-camera with dead fish eyes.

His utterly dejected expression amused a large number of netizens.

This also angered Mizuno Wataru.

His hand froze in mid-air.

If my daughter hadn't gotten sick, she would be about this age.

Mizuno Wataru's throat moved slightly.

She should be this tall too.

She should have such a round face.

She would also pout when she didn't want to take pictures, and turn her head away when asked to do something she didn't like.

But now...

boom.

Another punch.

The dining table creaked, and the water glass on it jumped up, leaving a ring of water stains.

That man deserves to die!

They take their own child out, dress them up in this cute way, and use them to deceive those who are desperate.

This kind of person is beyond even being described as scum.

In the comments section, many people shared the same thoughts as him:

"Using children to scam money???"

"I've reported it; they're exploiting patients' families."

"This kid is quite cute, it's a pity he has such a father."

"Cure Honkai in three minutes? Why don't you just say destroy the world in three minutes?"

"Father and daughter? They don't even look alike."

"So when exactly will they start selling the medicine? I'm waiting to see."

In the picture, the little dinosaur Mebius stands there with a smug look on his face.

Behind the camera, Lu Ze began his passionate commentary:

"Next, I'm about to reveal a combination that my daughter discovered by accident, a combination that can unlock the underlying code of this world!"

He deliberately emphasized the word "accident".

"First, let's get a beaker."

In the scene, Mebius, expressionless, reaches out and pulls an empty beaker from a pile of bottles and jars in front of him, placing it in front of him.

Add a spoonful of white sugar and a pinch of salt.

……

Bullet comments:

"...???"

"White sugar?"

"What did I just hear?"

"Guys, am I blind? Is this talking about white sugar?"

"Good heavens, the first step in the recipe to cure Honkai disease is to add sugar."

"Sweet, I understand, my daughter likes sweet things."

"Did this content creator use the wrong script for their cooking video?"

Mizuno Wataru's lips twitched as he watched the rows of question marks scrolling across the screen.

He is now 100% certain.

I'm just a clown.

A clown who's been driven to the brink of despair will even click on something like this to look at.

But the video continued.

Möbius picked up a small spoon, scooped up a spoonful of white sugar, and poured it into a beaker.

I pinched off a small pinch of salt.

Her movements were very precise, her wrists were steady, and her scoops were accurate. After scooping, she gently tapped the spoon on the rim of the cup to shake off the last bit of residue.

Mizuno Wataru doesn't have time to pay attention to this detail right now.

His mind is now filled with thoughts like, "When did this scammer start selling medicine?"

"Next, we need to mix the prepared juice according to the ratio and then add it to the beaker."

"First, mix 35 grams of pear juice with 50 grams of blueberry juice."

"Oh no, they're starting to announce the menu."

"I suspect he was reading from a takeout menu."

"35 grams?? Who sells juice by the gram??"

"They've even used an electronic scale, so at least they're serious about it."

"A serious liar is even more terrifying."

Mebius picked up the measuring cup, poured, weighed, and poured it in.

"Next, 41 grams of avocado juice mixed with 14 grams of apple juice."

"Then comes the crucial next step."

Lu Ze lowered his voice behind the camera and said mysteriously.

"35.41 grams of blueberry juice, and 35.41 grams of strawberry juice..."

Mebius did as instructed.

Her little hands held the measuring cup, pouring it down little by little, her eyes fixed on the numbers on the electronic scale.

35.30.

35.38.

35.41.

stop.

"Never mix them in this ratio, or it will explode."

Luze's voice suddenly rang out as Mebius adjusted the weight.

Mizuno Hiro: "..."

boom!

In the video, a small flame suddenly shot up from the top of the beaker with a "poof".

A plume of black smoke shot straight up.

The smoke cleared...

The little green dinosaur stood still, motionless.

Mebius's originally fair face was now completely blackened by the smoke.

From the tip of his nose to his forehead, it was all black and gray.

Even the brim of that dinosaur hat had a small patch of smoke burnt on it.

She slowly raised her hand and wiped her face with the back of her hand.

After applying it, my face looked even more smudged.

Then she turned her head.

Those green eyes stared intently at the camera.

To be precise, it was Lu Ze staring at the camera from behind.

Murderous intent.

That was the maximum dose of murderous intent a nine-year-old child could give.

The chat remained silent for 0.3 seconds.

then:

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"233333333333"

"I could look at that kid's expressions for a year."

"Sorry, haha, but she's so cute, haha."

"A little dinosaur with a murderous look on its face, hahaha!"

"I've tried it, and it works for me!"

"??? What did you try?"

"Test an explosion! My kitchen is gone!"

"Run upstairs!"

"This is a case of a loving father and a filial daughter."

Father: My daughter found it in an accident. Daughter: (Covered in soot)

"Was this accident a one-off occurrence?"

Mizuno Wataru's lips twitched again as he looked at the screen full of "hahahaha".

Fine!

He admitted that for a moment, he did lose control.

……

The scene continues.

"Okay, let's continue."

Lu Ze's voice was tinged with barely suppressed laughter, but he forced himself to regain his composure.

"Next, mix the various solvents in sequence."

"at last--"

In the video, Mebius picks up a soda can.

Sparkling water. 350 ml bottle.

"Add a bottle of sparkling water to a beaker containing salt and sugar."

"Any brand is fine!"

呲——

The sound of a soda can being pulled open.

The sound of bubbles rising.

Möbius slowly poured the bottle of sparkling water into the beaker.

White foam immediately surged up, reaching the rim of the cup, and then slowly receded.

"Then, add the prepared fruit juice mixture in the order we just prepared it."

Finally, the fire was extinguished...

Lu Ze paused for a moment, then coughed awkwardly a few times.

"...Ahem. Turn the alcohol lamp to its highest heat and boil the mixture. Then turn it to a simmer to evaporate the water."

Bullet comments:

"Reduce the sauce over high heat, hahaha!"

Did he just mean to reduce the sauce over high heat?

He definitely meant to reduce the sauce over high heat.

"The key step to curing mellitus: reduce the sauce over high heat."

"My mom has been cooking for thirty years and she's never seen anything like this before."

"I can vouch for that, the blogger made fruit-flavored sparkling water, I've tried it, it's incredibly delicious!"

"??? Did this person wander onto the wrong set?"

"The key question is, can you even drink it? Sugar, salt, fruit juice, avocado, sparkling water?"

"The person upstairs is probably the content creator's alternate account."

"I made it once, and it tasted awful, but my husband's breakdown was cured."

"?????????"

"Dude, that was a dangerous comment you made."

"Three minutes to cure 'Honkai syndrome,' two and a half minutes to make a beverage."

"Doesn't anyone think the blogger's writing looks like they're making soup?"

……

The following scene was sped up.

The music changed to a more upbeat background music.

The blue flame of the alcohol lamp licked the bottom of the beaker.

The solution bubbled and gurgled.

The liquid level dropped little by little.

The liquid in the beaker, which was initially murky, gradually turned into a clear and bright blue.

Accelerated to the end.

The video speed has returned to normal.

Möbius picked up the beaker and poured the remaining liquid into a clean test tube.

She sealed it with a stopper.

Then hold the test tube up and face the camera.

The tube of blue liquid swayed slightly under the light.

Lu Ze's voice rang out again.

Finally, we will get this small test tube of blue solution.

"This is the Honkai disease medicine made according to the combination."

At that moment, the live chat went wild.