Xingtie: My silly online friend is actually a raccoon!

"I'm sure many fans will think I'm talking nonsense after reading this."

Lu Ze smiled.

He didn't rush to defend himself; he simply raised the camera slightly, letting his face fill the entire frame.

"but--"

Why are you unwilling to try?

He stretched out his hand and counted them one by one.

"First of all, I didn't trick you into buying anything."

The scene shifts.

The camera pans across the bottles and jars on the table.

"Secondly, are there any very expensive items among these materials?"

The camera pans back to Lu Ze.

"No!"

Lu Ze shrugged.

"Then, practice makes perfect."

"If you try and fail, you can come back and criticize me. Don't hold back in the comments; I won't delete a single one."

"What if?"

He paused, looking directly into the camera.

"What if it succeeds?"

The comments section went silent for half a second.

Then it exploded:

"What he said makes so much sense that I can't refute it..."

"Yeah, the materials aren't expensive."

"My mom has already gone to the kitchen, what should I do?"

"Brothers, it wouldn't hurt to give it a try, right?"

"At worst, it just tastes bad."

"It tastes bad? Look at the recipe: sugar + salt + pear juice + blueberries + avocado + apple + strawberry + sparkling water, then boil and evaporate."

"What an absolute gem!"

"I bet a bag of spicy strips that I'll spit it out after just one sip."

"+1, I'll bet two packs."

"But what if it's true?"

"Stop talking upstairs, I've already put my hand in the refrigerator."

"I'm doomed too."

"Have we been subjected to PUA (Pick-Up Artist) tactics?"

"This content creator understands psychology."

"He doesn't understand psychology; he understands despair."

"..."

"........."

"That's a bit harsh."

……

"OK."

In the video, Lu Ze clapped his hands, drawing everyone's attention back to him.

"I think many people will have doubts about this."

He deliberately dragged out the tone and leaned forward slightly.

"Why does such a difficult-to-cure disease only require these common materials?"

"Then let me ask you..."

"Aren't you just using a very ordinary string of Arabic numerals to protect that 'huge sum' in your bank accounts?"

The comments section was instantly overused and ridiculed:

Hahahahahaha

"Zn has given me a good scolding."

"A six-digit password protects a two-digit balance."

"Just give me your ID number."

"That's not a huge sum of money, that's a huge sum of money (negative)."

"Password protects the balance, the balance protects dignity, but dignity is long gone."

"Goodness, whether it cures the illness or not is another matter, but this mouth is really something."

"How dare he say that?"

"I had forgotten this was a healing video."

"It only took three minutes from curing my mental illness to getting my savings."

"It's a shame this content creator isn't a stand-up comedian."

"Upstairs, he's not doing stand-up comedy; he's setting a trap for you."

"...What set?"

"Think about it, didn't he just convince you?"

"..."

"........."

Holy crap!

"I went to the kitchen too."

……

"so."

In the video, Lu Ze stands up straight.

He moved the camera to the side, and the green Mebius dinosaur re-entered everyone's view.

She was sitting behind that square table, arms crossed, hat askew, and the grime on her face still not completely wiped off.

She glanced sideways at the camera, her face showing an impatient expression that seemed to say, "When will this farce finally end?"

She was still holding the sealed test tube in her hand.

"Don't underestimate anything ordinary," Lu Ze's voice rang out. "Besides, our topic today is to expose the world's underlying code."

He reached out and touched the test tube.

"Therefore, the most important thing in the video is not the materials."

"It's a combination."

In the video, Mebius finally couldn't hold back any longer.

She put the test tube on the table, turned her head, stared at Lu Ze outside the camera lens, and her lips moved slightly.

Although she didn't say anything, her lip movements clearly conveyed the following:

"Are you ever going to stop?"

The viewers in the live chat burst into laughter.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha"

"The little dinosaur has had enough."

"She didn't smile once from the beginning of the video."

"This kid's acting is amazing; he kept a completely expressionless face the whole time."

I don't think she's acting.

"She was forced to work."

Father: My daughter found it in an accident. Daughter: (I want to go home)

This video is titled: "My Dad Tried to Blow Up the Kitchen Again."

"Should the next episode be titled: 'My Dad Explodes in the Kitchen Again'?"

"My heart aches for this little dinosaur; I'm waiting online for a kind person to adopt it."

"Blogger, look at her eyes!!"

"She's killing you with her eyes."

"This murderous intent is more real than an explosion."

……

"OK."

The camera was then focused back on Luz.

"That concludes this video."

He lowered his head slightly, smiled faintly at the camera.

"I hope that next time we meet—"

"You, and your families."

"May everyone be healthy."

He raised his hand and waved.

"Well then...see you again if fate allows!"

The image froze for one second.

blacken.

……

The video ends.

A recommendation list, a loop playback button, and an entry to the comments section pop up on the screen.

And those who were just having a heated discussion in the live chat.

At that moment, comments flooded into the comment section like a tidal wave.

Mizuno Wataru sat at the dining table.

The light from the phone screen shone on his face.

He remained motionless, his finger hovering above the screen for a long time.

He's right.

The materials aren't expensive.

What if it's true?

His gaze slowly shifted towards the kitchen.