Are you really trying to cultivate immortality? Something feels off.

"My Long'er brought this back." Feng Jilan took a sip of tea, a slight smile playing on his lips. "This young man's talent far surpasses mine."

Everyone gasped in shock.

The youngest Taixu Realm expert in the cultivation world, the sect master of Fenghua Sect, and the chief sword master, actually said that his talent was not as good as the young man below the stage.

How many geniuses will Feng Hua Sect produce this year?

Almost everyone present sat up straight, their interest piqued, and watched intently.

Xie Weixing had just drawn his sword and was still thinking about how to fight Li Xiu, because he lacked experience in this area.

Before I could even look up.

The girl opposite suddenly released a giant lizard-crocodile.

It's unclear whether it was a tamed spirit beast or originally from another race.

"It's over, it's all over, this looks really bad, really bad." Shen Chunri clapped his hands in the audience. "Xie Weixing is afraid of snakes."

Tan Suiting: "What?"

"When I released Cangbi before, he was so scared that he couldn't walk."

Yu Xintang joined in at some point: "Oh? Snakes and lizards are different, aren't they?"

"Why are you here?" Shen Chunri asked.

"It's so boring up there. It's much more interesting to talk to people from your Feng Hua Sect."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome, it's nothing."

When Xie Weixing saw the enormous, ugly monitor lizard covered in shiny scales, he almost fainted.

Damn! Damn! Evil spirits, begone! Damn!

Brother, what a miserable life! What you fear most is what happens to you.

The monitor lizard hissed and flicked its tongue, charging towards him without hesitation.

"I..." Xie Weixing wanted to curse, but he was so frightened that he lost his voice and only managed to utter a breathy sound before turning around and running away.

It finally roared out against the wind, feeling like its throat was naked.

"Holy crap! Get out of here!!"

Feng Jilan, who had just finished bragging: ...

Feng Hua Sect members: ...

[God, if bullying a clumsy, heartbreaking, strenuous, and broken old father gives you a great sense of accomplishment, then just pretend I didn't say anything.]

[Please stop treating my dad like this, I'm really angry!]

[The episode that most supports God]

[Hahaha, what can this little fangirl say now?]

[A pile of dog poop]

[This is the fate of someone who tries to steal the lead role in a popular romance novel and then tries to be an overpowered protagonist.]

[Deserved punishment, no explanation needed]

[That feels good, that idiot finally fell.]

Yu Xintang's lips twitched: "Is he alright?"

Shen Chunri chuckled, watching Xie Weixing, this little devil, being chased around like a dog, feeling a shameless sense of satisfaction: "I forgot he's afraid of reptiles. I forgot. Hehe."

[Reminder: Your observation room has reached 100 million+ views! Congratulations on reaching the million-view milestone! You've become the number one online observer in the observation room! You're truly the king of popularity! We're crowning you with open arms!]

Xie Weixing ran around the field while cursing under his breath.

Is this old, run-down observation room crazy? If you're going to push it, then push it for me! Is it really appropriate to give him millions of views when it's so embarrassing?

Get lost! Why are you still chasing him?!

The system suppressed a laugh: Aren't you a god?

Xie Weixing tried to close his eyes while dodging, the fear in his heart almost consuming him, and his hands went limp.

He roared inwardly: "Even gods have parents! Gods need to live too! Holy crap, is there any referee to save your dad?!"

In the end, it was the sect leader of the Dao Asking Sect who intervened and stopped this absurd competition.

Feng Jilan felt like he was going to lose all his face today. He covered his forehead and accepted the ridicule from that old idiot from Tianxuan Sect and that big jerk from Huashen Sect.

He suddenly had a strong urge to leave.

Suddenly, I really wanted to take out a small rope, put it around Xie Weixing's neck, and say, "Take a deep breath; dizziness is normal..."

[Dude, I'm still editing your picture, I want to post it on the forum and slap those brainless Su Boyu fans in the face, but you've already lost before I've even finished editing it, are you kidding me?]

[His in-game survival time is shorter than your sister's awakening time.]

[Holy crap, my tummy!]

[You know what, your Awakening Emperor's lightness skill is something else.]

[I'm dying of laughter. He's as helpless as a shut-in guy who gets a call from the OB-GYN informing him that his baby has been born but hasn't spoken to a woman in a whole year.]

[Holy crap, what kind of thunderous analogy is that, big sister? Ouch, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. Are there any normal people in this observation room?]

[The filial daughter is inheriting her father's excellent genes]

[Not excellent]

[Everyone saw him running away, making a fool of himself, but all I saw was a poor little lion frantically fleeing in fear of a giant insect.]

[This is like a god descending to earth but landing face-first, can you feel it?]

[Wake up! Where's the strict father figure we were promised? Did you learn all that at Feng Hua Sect that you're practically inside a lion's belly?]

Dad, what can I say to you?

[Yeah, now I really understand how parents feel when they spend money to send me to school and I bring home a single-digit physics grade. I want to strangle Xie Kunkun right now.]

[Um, a friend recommended this, saying it's a really satisfying read. Where's the protagonist? Is it this one who gets chased all over the place by an ugly lizard?]

[You, the Emperor, worked hard all day and went home to read the comments section and just floated off to heaven.]

[Not so peaceful]

Chen Jihe was somewhat bewildered after capturing the spirit beast.

That's how you win?

Isn't Feng Hua Sect very strong? The Crown Prince and the daughter of the Jade Serpent were both very powerful just now.

Has her cultivation improved? Is the little lizard really that intimidating?

[The other observation rooms are too dangerous. Your Brother Xie's observation room is much better. Running around like that is so festive!]

[Brother, I'm just a passerby too. I've been watching them tease you for ages. I don't know why, but for some reason, I didn't join in the cursing. But where are you going with this small stage?]

[Stop messing around, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts]

[Your Wake-up Observation Room has no shortage of haters and trolls. If you're still laughing at this, you'll regret it later.]

[Those in the observation room who can copy others' posts, and those who can't, just copy them. Everyone else is copying, and you're just quietly watching. How do you stand out?]

"Ahhh—" Xie Weixing rushed off the stage without stopping and pounced on Tan Suiting. His legs were so long that they could coil around the narrow waist of the dragon palace.

Although people often say that judging a male contestant by his looks is as absurd as letting a dog taste chocolate.

However, as a member of the alliance whose images are constantly captured and displayed in slow-motion beauty edits, serving as a way for female contestants to prove they don't have a fetish for ugly people, Xie Weixing is pleasing to the eye in terms of both her face and legs.

After all, there's a famous saying circulating in KVTCN.

[If it were someone else, I would offer some advice, saying that pursuing a woman like Tan Jingnan can ruin one's life. But if it's Xie Weixing, I can only acknowledge your taste and say, "Put down this sister-in-law and let me be her."]

Xie Weixing was trembling all over, burying his face in Tan Suiting's shoulder, terrified beyond measure: "Holy shit... I was so scared, Tan Suiting, I'd better find a good day to leave."

[Bonus chapter for reaching 400 likes!]

Extra update again today!