Are you really trying to cultivate immortality? Something feels off.

Yu Xintang stepped down from the stage and walked over unhurriedly, holding the Feng Hua Sect's personal disciple token in her hand. She smiled with narrowed eyes, raised her hand and waved it: "Chunri, this is not up to you."

"Ugh, you just wait," Shen Chunri made a vomiting gesture, glaring at him, "I won't let you get away with this."

"I'm so scared."

"you!"

[Another male protagonist from the original novel has gone to a villainous sect. Will this lead to a love-hate relationship with Xiaoyubao?]

[This is kind of exciting! What will happen when Tan Suiting and Yu Xintang meet Xiao Yubao together later? Will it lead to a dramatic scene?]

[What are you talking about? I don't understand what you're saying, grandpa and grandma.]

[Sister, please stop spouting nonsense here. You sound more like a sexually repressed person having a fit.]

[Do you see the Dragon Palace Bird?]

[Look at the young master bird of Penglai Realm, don't you?]

[In the original book, Yu Xintang liked Xiao Yubao, and Tan Suiting also had a crush on him. So what? Can't you guys stand it when you're all fighting over the main character and the male lead and trying to create a romantic pairing?]

[Oh dear, it's you, a esteemed fan of the original book! I'm so sorry, my Dragon Palace and the Young Master of Penglai Realm miss you terribly at Fenghua Sect.]

[I don't understand. I only know that if you have the ability, you can make me draw my sword and wait for you on the execution platform.]

[I don't understand. I only know that if you have the ability, you can make me draw my sword and wait for you on the execution platform.]

……

Feng Jilan quickly arranged the five close disciples into a senior-junior order.

There's not much skill involved. Senior Sister Nie Zhao and the rest were all accepted in the same year, so just sort them by age.

Yu Xintang is ranked second.

Xie Weixing is ranked third.

Shen Chunri is ranked fourth.

Tan Suiting was the youngest, the junior disciple.

Aside from Nie Zhao and Yu Xintang, one is twenty-one years old and the other is twenty years old.

The remaining three are all very close in age, only a few months apart.

Shen Chunri was particularly indignant: "I'm only twenty days younger than Xie Weixing!"

Feng Jilan glanced at her: "Even if you're only an hour apart, you're still a child."

Shen Chunri was so angry that his teeth itched.

Xie Weixing crossed his arms, nudged her with his shoulder, and smiled, "Hmm? Call me Third Senior Brother?"

Yu Xintang also joined in the fun, squinting and looking like she was asking for a beating: "Call me Second Senior Brother, shall we hear you?"

"You two are dreaming!" Shen Chunri gritted her teeth, then ran off to find Nie Zhao, two streams of tears falling into the air as she cried out miserably, "Senior sister—they're all bullying me—"

"Who bullied her again?" Yu Xintang's lips twitched. "She just badmouthed you like this? And you all just let it go?"

Xie Weixing didn't even lift his eyelids: "Don't worry about it."

A quarter of an incense stick later, Shen Chunri was grabbed by the collar and brought back obediently.

Nie Zhao's expression was indifferent; "Do you have any objections to my suggestion of sorting by age?"

Shen Chunri obediently lowered her head and shook it: "No."

"Call me senior brother."

"Greetings, senior brother." He gritted his teeth, feeling utterly humiliated.

"Call her senior sister."

"Hello, senior sister." She greeted him obediently and willingly.

Yu Xintang:......

"Are we really that bad?"

Xie Weixing crossed his arms: "Heh. She deserved it."

The strong must ruthlessly humiliate the weak!

"Alright," Feng Jilan said, his head throbbing from the noise of the children. He waved his hand and said, "Go play freely. We'll meet here tomorrow morning to go back to the sect."

"Yay!" Shen Chunri cheered, linking arms with Nie Zhao and pulling Xie Weixing along with the other. "Let's go, let's go!"

"Where are you going?" Xie Weixing asked, puzzled. "I'm going back to get some sleep."

"What are we now? Direct disciples!" Shen Chunri exclaimed excitedly, his eyes slightly narrowed. "Do you know what that means?"

Xie Weixing stepped back a little: "What?"

Shen Chunri whispered mysteriously, "We can... not wear disciple robes anymore!"

Tan Suiting: ...

Nie Zhao: "Is that all you've got?"

Yu Xintang: "Wow."

Xie Weixing glanced to the side and raised an eyebrow: "But it seems like only the two of us are wearing disciple robes."

"Xiao Tan is the crown prince and can't control him, his senior sister is his direct disciple and can't control him, and that outsider is a rich second-generation and can't control him either," Shen Chunri said.

Yu Xintang laughed in exasperation: "Who's an outsider?"

He turned his head and showed off the Feng Hua Sect's personal inheritance token on his waist: "Oh my, what's this? It looks so familiar. Fellow Daoist, why do you have one on your waist too? Could we both be personal inheritances of the Feng Hua Sect?"

Shen Chunri sneered: "You son of a bitch."

"you……"

"Alright, shut up, both of you," Nie Zhao interrupted their childish argument.

Turning her head, she saw Shen Chunri's burning and expectant gaze, clicked her tongue, and said impatiently, "Let's go. I'll take you to buy new clothes."

"Long live Senior Sister!"

Xie Weixing, a cool and handsome e-sports player, still enjoys dressing up.

Although he didn't have time to go shopping during his daily training sessions, he received more than ten packages a day at the training base.

Every time he wears his personal clothes out, he gets photographed, and a new round of slow-motion, time-lapse, and good-looking short videos featuring him appears on the internet.

Fans of other contestants were also thrown into a frenzy.

[My team's aesthetic sense is the same as the Water Emperor's.]

[I don't follow the competition or get involved in any fandoms, I just think this handsome guy has a really cool walk, and every time he's seen in public, his clothes are always so stylish. Actually, I always just copy his outfits, look at the pictures, and buy them for my boyfriend, hahaha]

[This guy's pretty good-looking, is he an esports player? Oh no, esports guys wouldn't like me, because I'm an adult.]

[The stereotype of male athletes dating WCN remains. My dear, you, the Water Emperor, train 300 days a year, 365 days a year. When you finally get a break and go out to eat at a roadside stall, you get secretly filmed and livestreamed. Haters check your hotel records and find nothing. Sorry, our Xing'er is a lifelong single and won't take the blame for dating WCN.]

[Since his debut, Shuihuang has been plagued by scandals, but if you look closely, none of them are solid evidence. The only thing his haters keep attacking is his past relationship with girls before he became a professional player. If I were even one-tenth as good as Xie Weixing at gaming, would I dare to ride with four girls in the early morning in the yellow-platinum rank? Do you believe me?]

Not that loyal

[All male competitors collectively learn how Xie Weixing walks]

While other male fans are still using Xingtu as a meat grinder, your Shuihuang is already so handsome that even the unedited photos are stunning. If I were KWG's management, I would also support him.

[Xie Weixing, can you at least help your teammates choose some clothes...? When I saw KWG's airport photos for this summer split, I almost fainted. Their outfits are disgusting.]

Gaining female fans is a piece of cake for you, and charming them is just a way for you, the "Water King," to relieve stress.

Although there were both praises and criticisms, overall, Xie Weixing's vanity was largely acknowledged.

Tan Suiting was initially uninterested, but became interested when he learned that he was going.

You can see Xie Kunkun wearing beautiful clothes.

His Highness the Crown Prince was very serious and impatient. He grabbed him and strode forward, saying, "Let's go."

Shen Chunri: ?

Why is he even more excited than I am?

"I don't know."

Did he talk to you?

"You dare to tell me what to do? Big sister, you'd better shut me up."

"I really have to use poison on you today..."

[Bonus chapter for reaching 400 likes!]

Xiaolongdian and Shenmei's artwork is on my homepage; just click on it to see it (everyone, please follow me!). The artist Kunkun hasn't submitted their work yet, so fan art/cosplay is open.