The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation
Chapter 42 Teasing a Fool
Faced with his indifferent tone, Zhao Meng was furious.
"What kind of attitude is this?"
"I'm asking you why you're not implementing the first rule of the employee handbook, which has already been issued?"
As Zhao Meng said this, he was inwardly overjoyed.
He didn't do it, he didn't do it!
This guy had previously cut off his own hand without hesitation, but now the other party hasn't made a move.
What does this mean? Doesn't it mean he's afraid of me? Sure enough, having a background makes a difference. Before, you relied on the second manager's attitude towards you, but now I have the assistant manager as my backer. Let's see if you survive this time.
However, Lu Changfeng simply picked at his ear, then crumpled it into a ball, which then bounced off Zhao Meng's face and fell down.
"Oh, I did it, you just didn't see it!"
Upon seeing this scene, Xie Zhixing, Li Mingfei, and even the two passersby behind Zhao Meng almost couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Lu Changfeng is really messing with people's mentality. Zhao Meng is probably going to explode now!
As expected, Zhao Meng's face turned bright red with anger the next moment. He wanted to slam his fist on the table, but didn't dare. So he lowered his voice and questioned,
"Then why didn't I see it!"
Looking at him now, Lu Changfeng's lips curled up slightly.
"You're not my customer, why would I let you see this!"
Zhao Meng was taken aback by what he said, but he quickly realized that this was clearly a sophistry, but he couldn't find any reason to refute it.
Suddenly, a thought struck him, and he immediately bought ten spirit stones.
"Now, am I your customer? I'd like a case of mountain goat milk; if I remember correctly, that should be just right!"
Upon seeing this, Lu Changfeng was also taken aback. He then slowly stood up, put away the communication jade slip in his hand and the smile on his face, and nodded with a serious expression.
"That's right, customer, a case of mountain goat milk does indeed cost 10 spirit stones!"
"Please wait a moment!"
Then he began preparing under the counter, a scene that left everyone present completely bewildered.
Dude, isn't this just blatantly picking a fight? And you actually do the work?!
Even Zhao Meng was dumbfounded when he saw this scene. If he didn't know what Lu Changfeng looked like just now, he would have thought that this guy was a good employee.
Soon, Lu Changfeng moved a box containing 24 bottles of pale white liquid onto the counter.
"Here's your whole case of mountain goat milk!"
"However, you'll need to pay a deposit of 2 low-grade spirit stones. This deposit will be refunded if you return the bottle!"
However, upon seeing what was inside the bottle, Xie Zhixing and Li Mingfei, who were not far away, almost burst out laughing.
Is this mountain goat milk? Isn't this a glass bottle filled with water? Because there were a few drops of milk on the bottle, it turned a pale white color after being filled with water.
Faced with Lu Changfeng's words, Zhao Meng was about to pack his things and leave, but then froze on the spot.
Wasn't he looking for trouble? How did he become a customer?
Thinking of this, he immediately started looking for faults, and finally he discovered some problems.
"Wait a minute, why is the milk from this mountain goat the same color? It looks a bit pale."
"Oh, sir, this is the color of mountain goat milk!"
Faced with Lu Changfeng's resolute words, Zhao Meng was stunned. Could it be true?
Is this what mountain goat milk looks like?
Well, I'm just here to test Lu Changfeng's attitude anyway, so I might as well buy it. It's not a bad deal. But if his service is bad, then don't blame me for being impolite.
As he spoke, he picked up the box of milk and prepared to leave.
"Welcome to visit again!"
As he spoke, Lu Changfeng waved his hand, looking very happy.
This scene left Zhao Meng even more bewildered. He had only been told to smile while serving customers and say "Welcome back next time" when they left, but what he was doing was clearly exceeding the permitted standards.
Is it really my own problem?
With that thought in mind, he carried the box of milk and walked down the corridor outside.
But as soon as the three of them disappeared, Lu Changfeng immediately threw two spirit stones at Xie Zhixing.
"Quick, Uncle Xie, I accidentally broke 24 bottles. These are the spirit stones to be reported as damages!"
Looking at the spirit stones in his hand, Xie Zhixing was only stunned for a moment before he immediately understood Lu Changfeng's idea. He then quickly took action and soon handed a fine of two spirit stones to Lu Changfeng.
Then he gave him a thumbs-up.
On the other side, after walking for a while, Zhao Meng took out a bottle of goat milk from the box.
Since I've already bought it, I might as well try it out and see what the milk tastes like.
But the moment he put it in his mouth, he spat it out.
"Pfft! Isn't this water?"
"Damn it, I've been scammed!"
As soon as they finished speaking, the three of them hurriedly came to Li Changfeng's side.
"Lu Changfeng, isn't this the goat milk you mentioned? But it tastes more like water to me!"
"You have to give me an explanation today, or I'll definitely report you to higher-ups for selling counterfeit goods and lining your own pockets!"
However, Lu Changfeng calmly took out a bottle, sniffed it, and then nodded.
"This is definitely water!"
Upon hearing his admission, Zhao Meng was first taken aback, then burst into maniacal laughter.
"Hahaha, you admit it, you admit it! Now you're all my witnesses. This guy just admitted that the goat milk he was selling was water!"
"Guards! Go and summon the guards! Arrest him!"
Just as the group was about to take action, Lu Changfeng looked at Zhao Meng with feigned suspicion.
"Manager Zhao, what are you talking about? I don't understand!"
Seeing that the other party was still pretending to be stupid, Zhao Meng looked smug.
"Still playing dumb, huh? Today I'll make sure you die knowing why!"
"You just admitted that this bottle contains water, but when you sold it to me, you said it was mountain goat milk! What else could this be but selling counterfeit goods?"
However, Lu Changfeng picked at his ear again, flicked it at Zhao Meng's face, and then calmly explained.
"You're saying I sold you mountain goat milk, right? Where's the proof? Where's the invoice?"
"You need to produce this first to prove I sold you mountain goat milk! Otherwise, I'll sue you for defamation!"
In the past, I would have been very angry with Zhao Meng for doing this, but now that I'm only at the Foundation Establishment stage, why should I get angry with a Qi Refining cultivator?
Now that the level is different, my mindset has naturally changed slightly.
Anyway, I'm just killing time, and this idiot just happens to be showing up, so I'll just have some fun with him.
After hearing what he said, Zhao Meng felt like his head was about to explode.
Right, when you buy things at a shopping mall, don't you get a receipt and then pay at the checkout counter? So what's going on here?
But he quickly realized what was happening and immediately pointed to the bottles.
"These bottles belong to the department store. You sold them to me; isn't that proof?"
"Now you're out of options!"
He quickly picked up the bottle from the counter, as if afraid the guy would destroy the evidence.
If you can have your hand severed without even reacting, what chance do some bottles have? So you have to be careful.
But the next moment, Lu Changfeng chuckled and waved the reimbursement slip in his hand.
"I'm so sorry, I accidentally broke 24 glass bottles, but I've already paid for them. Here's the receipt!"
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