The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation

Because he had sent a message to his mother on the way back, when he entered his parents' house, Lao Deng smiled broadly and came over.

"Xiao Feng, you're here! Come, have a seat! I made all your favorite dishes today!"

"Just five more minutes!!"

"By the way, son, have you been thinking about buying any video jade slips lately? Your dad just went out on a mission and has some spirit stones on hand, so don't hesitate to ask!"

"By the way, son, I have a plan. How about we record a family reunion video every year during Chinese New Year? You see, decades from now, this will be such a memorable event!"

Seeing Old Deng's excited expression, Lu Changfeng was about to speak, but was stopped a moment later.

"Son, don't speak yet, I think I smell something bad!"

"Holy crap, I made dinner!"

"I'm going to the kitchen now. You stay in the living room and talk to your mom for a bit."

After saying that, he turned around and went into the kitchen, leaving Lu Changfeng alone standing at the door.

After entering the living room, I had just sat down when I saw my mother sitting on the sofa.

Although she is only five months pregnant, her belly is huge because she is carrying twins.

Fortunately, she was a Foundation Establishment cultivator; her pregnancy was merely a minor issue and wouldn't affect her at all.

However, after glancing at the kitchen a few times and noticing that Lu Yuange hadn't noticed them, she cautiously approached.

"Son, something's wrong, something's very wrong!"

"Your father has been acting like he's possessed for the past month. Every morning when I wake up, I see him coming out of the meditation room with red eyes!"

"So I think he must be possessed by some kind of filth!"

"However, our Heavenly Star Sect isn't very skilled in dealing with evil spirits, so I was thinking of using some other methods!"

"Okay, I'm pregnant now and it's not convenient for me to do it myself. Later, while we're eating, knock him unconscious, then tie him to a pillar and let him be struck by lightning twice!"

"Whatever evil spirits they are, they'll all be annihilated by heavenly lightning!"

"Your father will definitely be seriously injured then, and you'll need to use your Green Lotus to heal him!"

"Hehehe, this is going to be really interesting!"

At this moment, Zhuge Feng's eyes held no worry from Lao Deng, only excitement at seeing Lu Yuange suffer.

Lu Changfeng was speechless, but it's normal for pregnant women to have fluctuating emotions!

He then took a few deep breaths, mentally preparing himself, before explaining his purpose.

"Um, Mom, the reason I called you this time is because there's something I want to tell you!"

Originally, Zhuge Feng was thinking about how to trick Lu Yuange, but she was suddenly drawn in by Lu Changfeng's words.

She immediately put on a serious face. Although she loved to play, she knew that Lu Changfeng's expression was obviously not a good thing!

"Go ahead, I'm listening!"

Lu Changfeng then told his mother the whole story.

"That's how it is. I just wanted to trick Old Deng a little, but I didn't expect him to have such a deep understanding!"

"To prevent Old Deng from continuing like this, I think it's best to clear up this misunderstanding!"

Zhuge Feng was stunned upon hearing this, then his lips curled into a wide smile.

"No, I thought it was Old Lu who was possessed by a ghost, but I never expected it was you, you brat, who was behind it!"

"Hahaha, that's hilarious! I can't believe Old Lu didn't even see through this plan. I'm going to have to give him a good laugh at dinner!"

"I'll laugh at that joke for the rest of my life!"

"Good heavens!" Lu Changfeng exclaimed.

No wonder they grew up in the same bed; Lao Lu is a funny guy, but I never expected his mom to be even funnier.

It seems the Lu family really has a talent for making fun of people.

Soon, dinner began amidst the strange expressions of Lu Changfeng and Zhuge Feng.

At first, Lu Yuange didn't notice anything amiss, simply serving them food while asking how they were doing. However, after a while, he began to notice something was off.

"Wife, son, I feel like something's off about you two today!"

"Has something happened?"

Seeing Lu Yuange's bewildered expression, and recalling Lu Changfeng's earlier confession, Zhuge Feng finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Pfft, hahahahaha, hahahahaha!"

Zhuge Feng laughed so hard she couldn't stand up straight, but Lu Yuange still looked completely bewildered and could only hurriedly ask,

"Honey, what are you laughing at? Tell me!"

Clearly, Zhuge Fengguang's unexplained smile at this moment made Lu Yuange feel extremely uncomfortable, as if a cat was scratching at her heart.

But Zhuge Feng only glanced at it and then laughed without saying a word. Seeing this, Lu Changfeng knew that it was time for him to go on stage.

"Ahem, Dad, well, how about I explain it to you?"

Then Lu Changfeng explained it again.

"That's how it is. I just wanted to trick you, I didn't expect you to think so much about it!"

"As my own father, I couldn't bear to see you sink so low, so I had no choice but to rescue you from this dire situation!"

Lu Changfeng spoke with righteous indignation, but Lu Yuange was so angry she jumped up and down.

He was tricked, and tricked badly. If his son hadn't come to explain, he might have continued indefinitely.

"You brat, today I'm going to clean house for the Lu family!"

As he spoke, he charged forward, wielding a large knife. Seeing the situation was dire, Lu Changfeng tried to explain, but Lu Yuange wouldn't listen.

After chasing him for over an hour in the living room, Lu Yuange finally stopped.

"Hmph, you brat, you stop right there!"

"I...I need to clean house!"

After saying that, he plopped down on the sofa. Seeing this, Lu Changfeng quickly grabbed a glass of clear liquid from the dining table and handed it to him.

"Dad, are you thirsty? Have some water and rest!"

However, Lu Yuange immediately spat out the clear liquid that was handed to him after taking a sip.

"Ptooey, you brat, this is fucking alcohol!"

Lu Changfeng was taken aback when he pointed it out directly.

"Alcohol? I took it from the dinner table; I thought it was water!"

It's not really his fault for misreading it; it's mainly because his pregnant mother was there, so he naturally assumed it was water instead of wine.

A few minutes later, the family of three finally sat back down at the table.

At this moment, Lu Yuange's clever mind returned to its high ground, and he immediately noticed the flaws in his son's previous explanation.

"Son, I don't remember going into the room at the time. How did you know I was at the door?"

Hearing him say that, Zhuge Feng couldn't help but look over curiously.

Lu Changfeng shrugged.

"Well, I had already reached the Foundation Establishment stage back then, so you know what I mean!"

Pfft!

Immediately, both Lu Yuange and Zhuge Feng, who were sitting down, spat out a mouthful of water.

"What? You've already reached the Foundation Establishment stage?"

"And it was a month ago?"