The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation
Chapter 79 Big and Little Stinky Treasures
In early April, around noon, the ambient temperature was already starting to feel like summer.
However, as soon as he got out of bed, he saw Lu Yuange sitting in the living room.
"Holy crap, Dad, what are you doing here instead of with Mom?"
Although my mom was only nine months pregnant, it was twins after all, so it was normal for her to be born a little premature. Therefore, Lao Deng should be spending more time with my mom at this time.
"Well, I'm just a little worried."
"Aren't you good at fortune telling? Hurry up and tell my fortune!"
After hearing what he said, Lu Changfeng knew that his mother was definitely fine, but he still did the math and, as expected, the mother and children were safe.
"Don't worry, your wife will be fine!"
"Oh, by the way, you should also prepare some things for the kids; it'll be in the next few days!"
Hearing him say that, Lu Yuange got anxious and immediately stood up from the sofa.
"What? It's only in the next few days? I'd better get ready!"
After saying that, he left in a flash. A few days later, early in the morning, Lu Changfeng received a message from Lao Deng and hurriedly led Zhen Ji to the nursery.
Although this is a world of cultivation, no one knows what changes would occur if magic were used to help a pregnant woman give birth. Therefore, even if the midwife is a cultivator, she will only use normal delivery methods in this situation.
However, since this is at the foot of the Tianxing Sect's mountain, the midwives in the nursery here are very skilled.
At this moment, Lu Yuange was anxiously waiting outside the ward. After Lu Changfeng rushed over, he looked at Lao Deng.
"Dad, how is Mom doing?"
"The doctor said my condition is okay! But I'm still a little worried!"
No matter how worried Lu Yuange was, he couldn't help his mother with childbirth.
Suddenly, my mother let out a muffled groan from inside the delivery room, and then a nurse rushed out.
"The pregnant woman is about to give birth; the father of the baby, please come in!"
Upon hearing the instructions, Lu Yuange quickly used her magic to cleanse herself before following the nurse into the delivery room.
Lu Changfeng was not surprised to see this.
In the cultivation world, the biological father must accompany a pregnant woman when she gives birth. This is to prevent the child from being transferred away and to ensure the father's safety.
However, after seeing the situation inside the delivery room, Zhen Ji looked up at Lu Changfeng with her big, blinking eyes.
"Dad, will I be able to have children someday?"
However, when Zhen Ji asked him a question, Lu Changfeng simply patted her head.
"No, you'll only produce seeds!"
After saying that, Lu Changfeng's lips curled up into a wide smile.
Although it's a fact, why does he seem to find it so funny?
Never mind, none of that matters!
Half an hour later, the cries of two babies echoed from the delivery room. Shortly after, Lu Yuange helped Zhuge Feng out of the delivery room.
Although it's inconvenient to use magic during childbirth, it's possible afterward. Plus, my mother is a Foundation Establishment cultivator, so it's perfectly normal for her to walk out on the spot.
Lu Changfeng immediately stepped forward to inquire.
"Mom, are you alright?"
Zhuge Feng was quite happy to see her son's concern.
"Of course! It's not like it's my first time. I just pulled them out like a dump! What could possibly happen?"
Lu Changfeng almost burst out laughing.
Goodness, my mom's analogy is really simple and crude!
But the next moment, an idea came to him.
"Hey Mom and Dad, have you named the third and fourth kids yet?"
When it came to naming, Lu Yuange looked quite proud.
"Hehe, of course there is. The third one is a boy, just like you, with wind, rain, thunder, and lightning, so we'll name him Lu Changyu."
"As for the fourth child, she's a girl named Lu Yue, my precious darling! My sweet little darling,"
Good heavens, he exclaimed, "Good heavens!"
Is it necessary to treat them so differently? The son is treated like a storm, while the daughter is the apple of his eye. But who cares? She's his own child, so as long as Old Deng is happy!
"Hehehe, Mom, now that we have a formal name, how about a nickname?"
After hearing what he said, Mom also thought it made a lot of sense.
"Okay, then tell me what nickname I should give him!"
Since my son can be given a name like Zhen Ji, then a nickname like that wouldn't be bad either.
Seeing that he had gained his mother's approval, Lu Changfeng immediately said the nickname he had just thought of.
"Hehehe, Mom, didn't you say those two kids just pooped? Why don't we just call them Stinky Babies!"
"Gagaga!"
Pfft!
Upon hearing Lu Changfeng's words, Zhuge Feng immediately burst out laughing.
"Stinky Baby, hey, that's an interesting nickname!"
"But we can't call them both 'Stinky Baby'!"
Although she likes the nickname, there's only one "Stinky Baby," so what about the other one?
"Hey, that's easy! The third one is called Stinky Treasure, and the fourth one is called Little Stinky Treasure!"
Although the two are twins, the third one is indeed a little bigger than the fourth one, so calling them that isn't a problem.
"Hey, that's great! From now on, one of you will be called Stinky Baby, and the other will be called Little Stinky Baby!"
"Gagaga!"
Seeing the sly smiles on the mother and son's faces, Lu Yuange couldn't help but facepalm.
He used to only have his wife, but now he has Lu Changfeng too. What a mess!
Hopefully, these two brats will behave themselves in the future, but he has his doubts.
The days following our departure from the nursery were quite lively at Old Deng's house.
After learning that his mother had given birth to twins, many friends came to congratulate him, and even Lu Changfeng was called over to help.
After working for several days, he finally went back to work, and after get off work, the group gathered together.
"Brother Lu, I heard your parents had a younger brother or sister. How does it feel?"
Seeing their curiosity, Lu Changfeng couldn't help but laugh.
"It felt alright, but that's just my impression. I heard those two kids are really noisy; one just finished with the other and the other started causing trouble!"
"It's only because of the supplemental milk that my parents can get any rest."
After he said that, Li Bing and Xie Duo didn't have much of an opinion, but Li Mingfei was too excited.
"You're right, Brother Lu! This feels exactly like what my mom felt after giving birth!"
"Back then, my mom and I lived in the same courtyard, and that little brat would cry all night long and couldn't sleep."
After a satisfying meal, the group prepared to go home, but as soon as they were airborne, they saw the distant horizon suddenly brighten.
This is an unusual phenomenon that someone is creating during the foundation building process.
Although they were surprised to see this, they were not as excited as when they first saw the strange phenomenon.
So much time has passed that the strange phenomena have become well-known to the public, and the phenomenon of gathering strange phenomena has become more and more common over time.
After all, Foundation Establishment is not easy for some small sects and families, but it is nothing out of the ordinary for a top-level Nascent Soul sect like Tianxing Sect.
But today seems a little different.
Suddenly, the two strange phenomena in the sky collided.
Upon seeing this, Lu Changfeng exclaimed in surprise.
"Holy crap, this isn't just the gathering of phenomena, it's two geniuses with phenomena fighting each other!"
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