The Leisurely Life of a Young Man in the World of Cultivation

However, after Lu Yuange put down the bag containing the two children, she glanced at it.

"Tch, what do you mean by 'sealed'? That guy's just lazy!"

"If it grew two big ears and a pig-like snout, it would be no different from a pig in a pigsty!"

Zhen Ji burst into laughter, but upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng suddenly jumped out of bed.

"Slander, Old Deng, you're slandering me!"

However, after sitting down on the sofa, Lu Changfeng looked at Lu Yuange with a surprised expression.

"Old Deng, what's going on? Why have you been taking care of the kids the last few times? Shouldn't you two take turns?"

My third and fourth babies are already over a year old. These two are like cockroaches; they disappear in the blink of an eye, so it takes a lot of energy.

According to their agreement, Mom and Deng should take turns, but it seems that Deng has been in charge for the past two months!

Upon being asked this question by Lu Changfeng, Lu Yuange couldn't help but sigh.

"You think I want to keep interfering? It's just that your mother accidentally obtained a third-tier alchemist's inheritance and is currently studying it!"

Upon hearing this, Lu Changfeng's eyes widened in surprise.

"Holy crap, Mom's got such good luck? What about you, Lao Deng? I don't believe you didn't make anything!"

At this moment, Lu Yuange gave him a look that said, "You finally asked," and immediately tossed his hair.

"Hmph, since you've asked that, then listen up!"

Seeing the old man's smug look, Lu Changfeng decisively interrupted him.

"Never mind then, I suddenly don't want to ask anymore!"

This left Lu Yuange, who had just started to get excited, completely speechless, unable to get up or down.

Seeing the brat's reaction, Lu Yuange couldn't even speak properly.

"You brat, you have no sportsmanship. You should wait until I'm done pretending before you ask again."

"Hurry, hurry!"

Seeing Old Deng's anxious look, Lu Changfeng's lips curled up slightly.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Trying to act all high and mighty? I'm not going to give you a second glance. Let's see what you do then!

So for the next few minutes, no matter what tricks Old Deng tried, Lu Changfeng didn't retaliate.

After a while, Old Deng got so angry that he called his son an unfilial son, and their father-son relationship went through many ups and downs in the following years.

A few days later, Lu Changfeng was lying on the sofa like a corpse, while his two little brats, the third and fourth sons, were sitting together in front of him, scribbling and drawing randomly with pens.

Suddenly feeling a slight discomfort in his mouth, he immediately looked at Zhen Ji.

"Zhen Ji, could you get me some popsicles from the refrigerator?"

While he and Zhen Ji were enjoying popsicles, suddenly the third and fourth brothers, who had been scribbling all over the place, both lay down on the ground and crawled straight towards the refrigerator.

Lu Changfeng didn't pay much attention at first, but soon he saw the two little brats crawl over, each with an ice pop in their mouths, and then place it next to him with a smile, blinking their big eyes and staring straight at him!

Upon seeing this, Lu Changfeng was momentarily stunned, but after realizing what was happening, his face lit up with delight.

"Holy crap, they can actually understand human speech!"

Pfft!

His words immediately amused Zhen Ji, who was standing nearby.

"Old Deng, is it possible that these two guys are human?"

However, Lu Changfeng simply flicked Zhen Ji's head.

"Ha, how could I not know?"

"No, I have to tell Old Deng this good news as soon as he gets back!"

Old Deng had to go out for a while, I don't know what he went to do, but he left the two children with me.

Soon Old Deng's voice rang out at the door.

"Open the door, you brat!"

Immediately, Lu Changfeng excitedly opened the door. Upon seeing Lu Yuange, he quickly shared the good news.

"Old Deng, Old Deng, you have no idea, they can actually understand human speech now!"

"If you don't believe me, just wait and see!"

"Go get me two popsicles!"

Hearing Lu Changfeng's words, Lu Yuange was completely dumbfounded. He had thought the brat had some kind of pet, and his interest was piqued. But the next moment, he saw the third and fourth brothers crawling over, each with an ice pop in their mouths.

Lu Changfeng, looking smug, took the popsicle and handed one to Lu Yuange.

"See, I told you so!"

Snapped!

The next moment, Lu Yuange slapped Lu Changfeng on the back of the head.

"What nonsense are you spouting, you brat? They're your younger siblings, and you're talking to them like they're pets!"

"Hehehe, but let me try too!"

He immediately squatted down in front of the third and fourth brothers with great interest.

"Third brother, I want some sunflower seeds. Bring me a bag of them!"

"Fourth brother, bring me a bag of nuts!"

Then the two little ones crawled incredibly fast, and in a flash, they placed the two items in Lu Yuange's hands.

"Hey, my good son, my good daughter, well done!"

After confirming that the two little ones could understand human speech, the two completely settled into a life of leisure.

If you want something to eat, just tell the third and fourth brothers, and they'll immediately crawl over and bring it to you.

Minute Maid!

Whether it was because they had been climbing for too long or for some other reason, Lu Changfeng immediately gave the two little ones tasks this time.

However, this time was a little different. As soon as the instructions were given, the two little ones stuck out their bottoms as if they wanted to stand up.

Upon seeing this, Lu Changfeng and Lu Yuange immediately looked over.

"Old Deng, how about we make a bet? Who's going to stand up first?"

Lu Yuange was immediately drawn to his suggestion.

"Okay, I think the fourth brother can stand up and bring the things over first!"

"Well then, I'll choose the third one!"

"What are we betting on?"

"Let's bet one hundred spirit stones!"

"make a deal!"

Then, with their parents encouraging each other, the two children slowly stood up and walked step by step toward the cabinet where the snacks were stored.

However, their steps were slightly unsteady, and they would occasionally fall. Fortunately, both of them were Foundation Establishment cultivators, so they would use their spiritual power to cushion the fall when they saw that they were about to fall to the ground.

Finally, the fourth brother completed the task first, which infuriated Lu Changfeng.

"Ugh, third brother, you, as the older brother, actually lost to your younger sister!"

Despite his complaints, he still honored his bet and tossed one hundred spirit stones to Lu Yuange.

This made him extremely happy. After all, he had always been tricked out of spirit stones by Lu Changfeng before, and even when he was tricked out of a big one, he didn't get any spirit stones back. This was the first time in a long time that he had gotten spirit stones from the brat.

Once there's a first time, there will be a second.

So the next morning, the two of them took the third and fourth children to the road. After the renovation, the road was paved with stones. Although it was much rougher than the room, the children in the cultivation world were tough, so falling once or twice was no problem at all.

But to their surprise, news of their competition spread among the people around them, attracting the attention of several fathers in the neighborhood!

We're both bored anyway, why not have some fun together!