A god-level beauty system? But I'm already a god-level beauty!

"Someone just asked: 'Shen, your grades are so good, do you study until midnight every day?'"

"Actually, not at all."

"My achievements today are entirely due to my own exceptional talent, and of course, a little bit of hard work as well."

"Some people even asked: 'Shen, why do so many people say you're cheating?'"

"Regarding this matter, I want to say to everyone who questions whether I cheated: no."

"Those are achievements I made on my own, without any cheating. I, Shen Ye, did not use any cheats."

the above,

This is Shen Ye's original speech and video under the national flag on Monday.

The words "no cheating" were delivered with resounding force, leaving everyone in the office stunned.

Shen Ye himself almost couldn't hold back his emotions after watching that video.

"well--"

Miao Yongmei rubbed her forehead silently and sighed repeatedly.

The original intention of recommending Shen Ye to speak was to boost the morale of the students for the midterm exams.

The students were all happy to listen to him speak.

As a result, Shen Ye pulled this stunt.

I went off-topic halfway through reading my prepared speech, and the rest was all improvisation.

This will hardly boost morale anymore.

It's already a good thing that you didn't burst out laughing.

"Shen Ye, tell your teacher what you're really thinking."

Miao Yongmei looked up at her proud student.

After the class division in the second year of junior high, she became Shen Ye's homeroom teacher. Not only Shen Ye, but all the top forty students in the grade were in their class.

Huiwen Middle School has a long-standing tradition: in the first year of junior high, each class is a mixed bag, but in the second year, the high-achieving and low-achieving students are separated, and resources are prioritized for the top classes.

Miao Yongmei thought that leading a group of top students would make things easier, but Shen Ye, as the leader, didn't play by the rules.

It's one thing to slack off in class, but to make such a huge mess of giving a speech in front of the entire school is another.

"It's stuck."

Shen Ye responded with a grin.

Seeing that Miao Yongmei was about to strike him with the pointer, he quickly changed his tune: "Hey, hey, hey! Go easy on her!"

Shen Ye grasped the tip of the retractable teaching stick, pressed it back, and then went around behind Miao Yongmei to massage her shoulders.

"Teacher, I was wrong. During the speech, the two manuscripts were stacked together, and I was so nervous that I mixed them up."

"You read it wrong? This isn't just confusing you, it's making it up out of thin air!"

Thinking of the uproarious laughter on the playground and the principal's face turning a deep shade of liver, Miao Yongmei was furious.

But Shen Ye is too slippery; the moment he smiles, it's hard to bring yourself to hurt him.

Hitting him would make me feel guilty, like I was bullying a protected animal.

When you scold him, he just smiles and doesn't listen at all.

I feel uncomfortable if I don't hit or scold them.

Miao Yongmei is truly at her wit's end.

Let whoever wants to be the homeroom teacher be it.

Shen Ye has a knack for dealing with middle-aged women like Miao Yongmei.

After doing something bad, act like a good boy, soften your tone and take the initiative to admit your mistake, then go and get a shoulder massage.

After this series of moves, no teacher in the entire school would continue to discipline him.

However, there is a huge prerequisite—Kayan (a person's name).

You need to have 70% of Shen Ye's looks to even try this move, otherwise it will disgust the teacher.

Liu Gaoyuan is a negative example. He was caught using his phone in class and tried to plead for leniency by imitating Shen Ye's combo moves, but ended up getting a good scolding and a thousand-word self-criticism.

This made him cry foul.

"Stop pinching me and get out of here!" Miao Yongmei shouted, pointing to the door.

If she let this brat keep pinching her, she'd be heartless if she didn't even give him a handful of sunflower seeds, let alone scold him.

"Alright!" Shen Ye took off running as fast as he could.

He disappeared from the office in the blink of an eye.

"Yongmei, are you just going to let him go like this?"

Wang Qunfang sat on a stool eating sunflower seeds, looking forward to a good show, but unexpectedly Shen Ye was released just like that.

"What if he won't let me leave? I can't bring myself to hit him."

"You have too many distracting thoughts, which is why you're influenced by superficial things like looks."

"If you're so capable, why don't you go and fight one yourself?" Miao Yongmei glanced at her sideways.

"That won't do, I can't bring myself to do it." Wang Qunfang instantly changed her attitude.

Shen Ye is handsome, academically excellent, and charming; he perfectly fulfills all the fantasies an old aunt like her has about her son.

How could I bear to do it?

"That won't do. Then why did you say that to me?"

......

After escaping the office, Shen Ye headed straight for Class 1 classroom.

Needless to say, he could imagine what the class was like right now—they were all discussing his thunderous speech.

Sure enough, the moment Shen Ye stepped into the classroom, the shouts almost lifted the roof off.

"Brother Gua is back?" Liu Gaoyuan, who was sitting by the door, stood up and slapped him, his eyes full of mockery.

That's right, this kid actually made it into the top class too.

Don't be fooled by Liu Gaoyuan's love of slacking off, just like Shen Ye. He has a unique learning method: he watches a biology lesson before studying.

According to him, it's about activating brain cells and then using that "ghost brain" for learning.

You know what, it actually works.

He actually made it into the class placement exam right on the line.

"How was it? Did the teacher scold you?" Liu Gaoyuan raised an eyebrow and said gloatingly.

He refused to believe that Shen Ye wouldn't be taught a lesson for something this serious.

"Then your father will have to disappoint you." Shen Ye casually picked up the horse urine on the other person's table, not caring that Liu Gaoyuan had drunk from it, and took a sip.

Many girls in the class gritted their teeth at the sight.

Liu Gaoyuan, an oddball, actually did what they dared not do.

And it was the guy who took the initiative.

"Your dad wasn't scolded, he was praised instead."

"What did he say to you?"

"Because he's handsome."

"Get lost."

Liu Gaoyuan said he didn't want to talk to the modeling monster.

"You asked the question yourself, and now you're blaming me." Shen Ye put the prisoner back in his seat, not bothering to argue with him, and went straight to the back row.

"Wait, class doesn't start for another five minutes, let's chat a little longer."

"What's the point of talking to a guy like you? I'm going to go play with my sweet and soft deskmate."

"You fucking deserve to die! I'll never respect you in my life!" Liu Gaoyuan cursed angrily.

"Just say you're jealous." Shen Ye chuckled and walked towards the back of the classroom.

The difference between the desks for girls and boys is very obvious.

Mu Jingyan's stationery and books were neatly arranged on her desk, while Shen Ye's were arranged haphazardly.

As soon as you sit down, a faint, delicate fragrance enters your nostrils.

Shen Ye felt refreshed and relaxed every day from smelling this scent, and it made him feel like he could live an extra five years.

He had been curious about what kind of shower gel Mu Jingyan used, but she refused to tell him and even called him a pervert.

Let's look at Mu Jingyan again.

With midterm exams approaching, the girl had already started studying, as evidenced by the stacks of test papers on her desk.

Mu Jingyan is taller than she was a year ago.

I grew from 1.76 meters to 1.80 meters.

She still leads Shen Ye by two centimeters.

Shen Ye was puzzled—a typical eighth grader, a thirteen or fourteen-year-old girl, would be lucky to be 1.65 meters tall, but Mu Jingyan skipped two major stages and went straight to the 1.8-meter mark, which even Shen Ye was still a little short of.

Is this a normal person?

The little robot is only 164.