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"Gah! Gah gah!"

Just as Xu Damao opened his mouth wide, preparing to shout out the words "death without offspring".

His vocal cords suddenly spasmed as if out of control.

Followed by.

Two extremely loud, standard, and even slightly hoarse duck calls.

It burst forth from Xu Damao's mouth, which was twisted with rage!

The sound echoed in the empty courtyard, sounding particularly abrupt and comical.

Sha Zhu's hand, which was rolling up his sleeves, froze in mid-air.

He stared wide-eyed at Xu Damao as if he were looking at a monster.

"Da Mao, what kind of supernatural skill have you learned? Have you started imitating a duck's quack?"

Sha Zhu froze for two seconds, then burst into a deafening burst of laughter.

"Hahahaha! Oh my goodness! This is hilarious!"

"Xu Damao, did you ruin your voice from cleaning toilets? Why does it scream the moment you open your mouth?"

Several middle-aged women washing vegetables by the pool nearby couldn't help but laugh so hard they were doubled over, pointing at Xu Damao and shaking their heads repeatedly.

Xu Damao himself was also dumbfounded.

He touched his throat in horror; the scream he had just heard had truly come from his own mouth!

"I...how could I..."

Xu Damao wanted to explain, and wanted to tell Sha Zhu to shut up.

but.

As long as he has the thought of swear words like "idiot" or "bastard" in his mind.

The moment he opened his mouth, that strange, numbing sensation in his vocal cords returned!

"Gah! Gah gah gah!"

Three consecutive high-pitched quacks completely cemented his reputation as having a "duck voice".

This caused the entire Intermediate People's Court to burst into laughter.

Xu Damao was filled with shame and indignation, his long face turning purplish-red.

He knew he had made a huge fool of himself today.

If we stay any longer, who knows what kind of embarrassing things we might do next.

He glared fiercely at Sha Zhu (though he couldn't make a sound), then covered his mouth like a dog whose tail had been stepped on.

They scrambled and crawled back to the dilapidated woodshed in the backyard.

"Gagaga..."

The faint sound of his uncontrollable duck quacking could still be heard in the wind, causing the neighbors in the courtyard to burst into laughter again.

In the front yard, in the east wing.

Zhang Huaimin listened to the deafening laughter and the few seductive quacks outside.

He clapped his hands in satisfaction.

"It seems that the sound wave characteristics of this 'forced mute version' are even better than I expected."

"Now, Xu Damao, that duck, is completely famous."

The next few days.

Xu Damao was completely humiliated in the courtyard house.

Whenever he opens his mouth to curse, it turns into a "quack quack" sound like a duck.

The children in the compound even followed him around, imitating his duck calls.

Forced into a corner, Xu Damao could only pretend to be mute in the yard, not daring to utter a single word.

However, the anger in his heart only grew stronger the more he suppressed it.

Not daring to cause trouble in the courtyard, he channeled all his resentment into the steel rolling mill.

That afternoon.

The broadcasting station on the top floor of the office building at Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill.

At this time of day, announcer Xiao Liu would usually get a kettle of hot water to prepare for the afternoon broadcast.

The door to the broadcasting station was ajar, and the broadcasting equipment was still running.

Xu Damao was wearing a work uniform covered in stains.

Carrying a toilet brush he had just used to clean several large outhouses on the west side, he crept up the stairs like a ghost.

His triangular eyes burned with an extremely crazy and vicious flame.

"Zhang Huaimin... Yang Lixin..."

"You think you can just send me to clean toilets and that's it?"

"I'm going to expose all the 'shameful things' you've done right here on this loudspeaker today!"

"I'm going to let all tens of thousands of people in the factory know that that five-year-old brat is a spy involved in capitalist black market activities!"

Xu Damao roared wildly in his heart.

He had already found out when Xiao Liu would be fetching water.

As long as he rushes in, grabs the microphone, and shouts a few words at the entire factory.

Even if they are arrested afterward, Zhang Huaimin and Yang Lixin's reputations will be completely ruined!

When the time comes, the higher authorities will definitely send an investigation team down to thoroughly investigate, and none of them will be able to escape!

"Creak—"

Xu Damao pushed open the door of the broadcasting station with extreme caution.

There was no one in the room, only a few vacuum tube devices emitting a slight humming sound.

On the table right in the center.

That large black microphone was like a Pandora's box, exuding a deadly allure.

Xu Damao threw the smelly toilet brush on the ground.

He rushed forward and grabbed the microphone.

With trembling fingers, he pressed the main switch that connected all the factory's loudspeakers!

"Buzz—"

A slight electrical hum instantly spread to every corner of the Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill.

Workers are working in the workshop.

Officials drinking tea in their offices.

They all stopped what they were doing and looked up at the loudspeaker high up.

"What kind of emergency announcement is this?"

The same question flashed through everyone's mind.

In the radio station.

Xu Damao took a deep breath, his chest bulging.

He poured all the humiliation of cleaning toilets these past few days and the anger of being left with nothing after the divorce into these next few words!

"Fellow workers in the factory! This is Xu Damao!"

"I want to report this!"

"That Zhang Huaimin, he's not a child prodigy at all! He's a..."

Xu Damao opened his mouth wide, ready to shout out the words "a capitalist spy" at the top of his lungs.

however!

The moment those rumors and malicious words flashed through his mind!

Zhang Huaimin, living in a courtyard house several kilometers away, left an invisible sonic shackle on Xu Damao's throat.

It was triggered suddenly!

"Gah—"

Xu Damao's vocal cords seemed to be struck by an extremely strong bioelectric current.

He didn't let out the roar he expected.

instead.

His eyes rolled back instantly, and his body trembled uncontrollably.

From that mouth twisted with madness.

He actually uttered a series of words that made even himself feel horrified and were completely out of control!

"Gah... I'm Xu Damao, the big turtle!"

The sound was amplified countless times through the loudspeakers, booming like thunder throughout the entire factory.

Xu Damao stared wide-eyed in horror, wanting to shut up.

However, his mouth was like an uncontrollable machine, opening and closing wildly, spewing out the deepest, most shameful secrets of his heart!

"I, Xu Damao, am the number one beast at the Red Star Factory!"

"I show movies in the countryside every day, and taking advantage of my position, I harass widows and steal chickens and dogs!"

"I'm greedy and demanding; I even took a scallion that a fellow villager gave me!"

"I'm the most shameless one!"

Xu Damao's voice was hoarse and shrill on the radio, revealing an almost perverse honesty.

"I was born childless! A eunuch who can't even have offspring!"

"I can't have children, and I beat my wife every day, blaming her for being a barren hen!"

"I kept this from her for three years! I'm utterly heartless!"

boom!

The entire factory was shocked!

Tens of thousands of workers and cadres stood motionless in the workshops and on the playground.

He was holding a wrench, blueprints, and a teacup.

Everyone was stunned, as if struck by lightning, listening to this deafening "self-destructive confession."

What... what's going on here?!

Has Xu Damao gone mad from some kind of shock?!

They actually went and broadcasted their disgusting nature over the factory's public address system!

After a brief period of deathly silence.

The entire Hongxing Steel Rolling Mill erupted in laughter that was ten times more enthusiastic than during the Chinese New Year!

"Hahaha! My God! What kind of spell has Xu Damao been cast on him?!"

"A eunuch?! No wonder Lou Xiao'e wanted a divorce; the root of the problem lies with him!"

"This is hilarious! 'I'm Xu Damao, the big turtle,' how could he even say that?!"

The workers laughed so hard they were doubled over, some even squatting on the ground clutching their stomachs, tears streaming down their faces.

This is the kind of drama where the villain himself goes on stage and tears his own fig leaf to shreds in front of tens of thousands of people.

This is an absolute joke that comes along once in a century!

In the radio station.

Xu Damao has completely broken down.

He covered his mouth tightly with both hands.

His face was ashen, and his eyes were filled with indescribable fear and despair.

He didn't know why he said those things!

He clearly wanted to report Zhang Huaimin!

Why?! Why won't this mouth obey my commands?!

He stared in horror at the microphone, its red light still on, as if he were seeing a man-eating demon.

He wanted to run away.

but.

If only he loosened his grip a little.

As long as he still harbors resentment towards Zhang Huaimin and Yang Lixin.

His uncontrollable mouth.

It would immediately resume firing like a machine gun at all the factory workers.

It plays more of his more secretive crimes and self-confessions.