I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

My life is over.

Lin Yan closed her eyes, her mind blank.

A sharp clang rang in my ears, but I didn't feel the excruciating pain I had imagined.

Lin Yan opened her eyes, and the scissors stopped half a millimeter away from the carotid artery.

However, the power that had already been released was difficult to stop, and then the scissors were swung directly into the air.

With a tearing sound, a void rift was ripped open in mid-air.

A cold wind rushed out from the crack, making it impossible for Lin Yan to open his eyes.

Saya remained standing in front of Lin Yan, without making a move.

But Lin Yan sensed that beneath that seemingly destructive rage lay a hidden evasion.

She dared not listen to him say another word.

I'm afraid I'll be fooled again by this scumbag who talks big but doesn't follow any rules, using the same cheap tricks.

"Ten thousand years, right?"

"Fine, you better live well for ten thousand years, not a single day less."

She turned her head to the side, her gaze sweeping across A-Jiu's face like a knife.

"If you don't live to see that day, or if this house ever develops any more strange or unpleasant smells..."

Saya turned around, one foot already stepping into the crevice.

Before her figure was swallowed by darkness, she coldly warned:

"I cut this useless piece of trash, who can't even put on his clothes properly, into pieces and stuffed them all into that old mudfish's sewer!"

The void rift closed, and with Saya's disappearance, the room finally returned to normal.

Lin Yan's legs went weak and she wanted to sit down, but Ajiu supported her from behind.

call!

survived.

I read in a book before that the first basic skill for being a kept man is having a silver tongue.

Lin Yan used to scoff at this statement, but now he has to admit that it makes some sense.

He miraculously escaped death today by using only his tongue.

Although the process was extremely embarrassing, and he almost got sent away by Chu Chu Ci.

Saya's last sentence, though worded as a warning, was more of a face-saving taunt.

Similar to Grey Wolf saying, "I will come back again."

Her words may have seemed cruel, but they were actually the biggest compromise she could make at the time.

She tacitly accepted Ajiu's existence.

It was simply because her pride wouldn't allow her to stay there for even a second longer.

This old-fashioned eccentric obviously went to find a secluded corner to process that phrase "ten thousand years" alone.

"Big brother."

Ajiu called from behind, and she helped Lin Yan to his feet.

Ah Jiu had no idea how dangerous the scene had just been.

If Saya really makes a move, Saya and Chuchu might be fine under the explosion of this human nuclear bomb, but Lin Yan will definitely go to the second timeline.

Sometimes ignorance is a blessing in disguise.

Lin Yan patted A Jiu's head jealously, thinking how enviable he was.

A-Jiu, however, disagreed, pointing to the spot where Saya had disappeared.

"Why did that strange aunt run away so fast?"

Ajiu tilted her head, somewhat confused.

"Is she having a stomachache?"

Lin Yan looked at that innocent face and the T-shirt she was wearing.

Stomach ache? It's not that simple.

Lin Yan twitched the corners of his mouth, but ultimately didn't speak. He simply didn't have the energy to complain about this girl's god-like talent for attracting hatred.

He caught his breath, picked up his phone, and it was time to settle the score.

"neat."

Lin Yan stared at the screen and tapped it hard:

"Stop pretending to be dead, I know you can hear me."

"Do you think you're invincible just because Ah Jiu is here to protect you, and that you can say whatever you want?"

The screen lit up, and Chu Chu lingered at the edge, too afraid to come out.

Lin Yan pressed down on Chu Chu's head, dragging her to the center of the screen.

Chu Chu immediately lowered her head and started sobbing:

"Brother... Chu Chu didn't mean it. I... I just..."

"Just what? Just happened to see me about to be hacked to death, and kindly came up to give the other person a push?"

Lin Yan sneered.

"No, that's not true!"

Chu Chu looked up, her pixelated face full of grievance, almost making Lin Yan laugh in exasperation.

"That old woman with the mask was terrifying; she scared my brother like that the moment she came in."

"Chu Chu was just angry that she was bullying her like that. Besides..."

Chu Chu's voice suddenly became softer, and she looked away, glancing to the side.

"That video was clearly from when my brother's phone hadn't been completely cleared of background apps, and Chu Chu accidentally saw it while cleaning up the memory."

"Besides, when my brother said those words to that female ghost in the red dress, he had a whole set of reasons to follow."

"Who knew that old woman was so petty, she could get jealous over something like this."

"You dare to argue so unreasonably?!"

Lin Yan laughed in anger.

"You've been spying on my browsing history, haven't you?"

"Alright! Starting today, all your future affinity points will be deducted from your red envelopes."

"Plus, three days of internet outage and facing a wall!"

"If you dare cause me any more trouble, or fabricate these baseless accusations against me, I'll have Ah Jiu throw you out!"

Hearing that she was going to be thrown out by Ajiu, Chuchu panicked, because Ajiu really had the ability to prevent her from getting in.

The pixelated figure instantly shed two waterfalls of tears:

"No, brother! Chuchu was wrong! Chuchu will never do it again!"

"Don't disconnect the internet! Disconnecting the internet is too cruel for a tiny cyber vengeful spirit!"

Lin Yan sat down on the sofa with a cold face, unmoved.

If this little devil isn't taught a lesson, who knows where she might try to deliver a fatal backstab later.

Just when the two sides were deadlocked.

A pair of small hands gently covered Lin Yan's hands.

Lin Yan turned her head and saw that A Jiu had sat down next to her at some point.

This child makes no sound no matter what he does, and he doesn't even realize it himself.

Saya arrived home first and probably didn't sense Ajiu, otherwise she wouldn't have waited for me to come back and would have already lost her temper.

Ah Jiu's eyes still lacked sparkle, but she was looking at him intently at this moment.

"Big brother, please don't scold Sister Chuchu, okay?"

Ajiu pointed to the phone.

"Sister Chuchu is very kind. She just taught me that if that aunt tries to hurt you with scissors, I should stand in front of you."

"She said I wouldn't die and could protect you."

Lin Yan was shocked upon hearing this.

This is a scheming, manipulative woman who's always scheming and wants all the weird women in the world dead...

Did they actually have this in mind?

Is her skill level higher than mine?

Lin Yan shook his head. No, no, no, that's impossible.

Lin Yan looked at A Jiu's serious face, and then glanced at Chu Chu on the screen, who was crying but secretly glancing at him.

The nameless anger in my chest was like a hot air balloon being popped by a passing bird; I was still angry, but I couldn't hold onto it any longer.

"Alright, this is the last time."

"Yay! My brother is the best!"

On the screen, Chu Chu's tears vanished instantly, replaced by a wide, silly grin that almost filled the entire screen.

She even turned her head in a very obsequious manner, gave Ajiu a big thumbs-up to her on-screen self, and even threw a pixelated firework.

"Little sister Ajiu is amazing! I'll definitely protect you from now on!"

"Watch whatever cartoon you want, I'll pay for the electricity!"