I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

This world is sick; absurd internet memes have turned into grotesque, cannibalistic rules. Others tremble in the shadow of this grotesque absurdity. But Lin Yan can only stare at the "High-Quality Non-Human Dating Group" on his phone, which he can't uninstall. Every single one of the dating partners in the group is terrifying. The traditional, slit-mouthed woman is a tsundere; if I don't take her to the most expensive Japanese restaurant, she'll use rusty scissors to trim my neck. The internet-savage cyber ghost is a severe yandere; if I don't reply to her messages instantly, she'll crawl out of my shower through the internet cable. There's also the mermaid in the sewers, the red-clad senior who's always diving... To survive, I can only frantically walk the line between life and death, earning "friendship points" to send them red envelopes, trying my best to be a master of balance and soothe their ever-present tempers. What to do when faced with something so terrifying and bizarre that can't be matched in real life? It's simple. "Baby, click 'Offline Meeting' and help me kill it. Tonight, I'm all yours."