I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?
Chapter 87 Oh! My noble master!
Although Ajiu was simply stating a fact, the way she said it made Lin Yan tense up instantly.
Can she see the bizarre dubbing?
"You're blaming him."
Ajiu stared at what was behind Lin Yan, but there was nothing there.
"You want to hurt him, you want to get rid of me."
Lin Yan turned around and followed A Jiu's gaze, but found nothing.
This person's perception was even more terrifying than he had imagined.
"Big brother gave me noodles to eat..."
Ajiu buried her head. Lin Yan had a feeling that she wasn't afraid, but that something terrifying was awakening inside her.
"Please don't bully him, okay?" she pleaded in an almost pleading tone.
"I'm so stupid. If my older brother gets hurt or goes missing... I won't know who I am anymore."
For Tui, who has lost all her memories, Lin Yan is her anchor in this world.
Bullying Lin Yan is like repeatedly bouncing around on the detonator of this humanoid nuclear bomb.
Ah Jiu's humble attempt to negotiate only resulted in further oppression.
"Look closely, this monster is trying to interfere with the script."
The narrator, being a bizarre being capable of interfering with reality at a conceptual level, had already infuriated me, as I was already somewhat embarrassed and angry at her previous fright.
Now it was even more certain that the girl in front of it posed no threat.
At this moment, it not only wants to establish its authority in front of this human, but also to directly eliminate this variable that dared to interrupt its plans.
"Because of her arrogance, she will immediately suffer the punishment of misfortune."
"If she were standing here, the crystal chandelier overhead might accidentally fall and smash her skull!"
"Holy crap! Are you fucking insane?!"
Lin Yan was completely devastated.
Is this bizarre narration a sign that someone's brain has been fried?!
It didn't even understand the situation, yet it dared to apply the rules directly to a vessel that had once housed an evil god?!
This is going to drag him and everyone in the neighborhood down with him!
Lin Yan didn't have time to think; his body reacted before his brain could.
He lunged forward, trying to push Ajiu away.
"Get out of the way!"
However, just as Lin Yan took half a step...
Suddenly, sparks flew from the ceiling, followed by a "snap" as the electricity stopped.
They gave Lin Yan no chance to make a save.
The crystal chandelier, covered in glass, crashed down on Ah Jiu.
Oh no, if that hits hard, forget about a concussion, Ajiu will be smashed to pieces on the spot.
If the remaining rules within her body get out of control, they could really detonate a nuclear bomb!
However, no bloody or mangled scene appeared.
The crystal chandelier stopped a few centimeters above A-Jiu's head.
It was like hitting an invisible sponge; the chandelier slid to the side, shattering several pieces of glass with a clang.
Ah Jiu remained standing still, seemingly unaffected by anything around her.
Lin Yan remained in the position of lunging forward to save the situation, cold sweat beading on his forehead.
This is quite different from his understanding.
Whether it's a bizarre character like Saya or a human who cultivates spiritual power like Chen Feng, their abilities are all outwardly apparent.
For example, Saya's Rift Abyss: whenever Saya uses her ability, the abyss will appear behind her.
But Ah Jiu doesn't seem to need it.
There were no energy fluctuations, no shield light, and the chandelier showed no abnormalities when it hit the invisible wall.
Lin Yan didn't know how she did it, but he understood that A Jiu's defense was absolutely ridiculously high.
At this moment, the narrator, who had been chattering incessantly, fell silent.
Ajiu looked at Lin Yan's ear again.
She was like a little girl who had suffered a great injustice, talking to herself over and over again:
"You're disobedient."
"Your older brother doesn't like you; he hates it when you talk."
Ah Jiu took a small step forward, her voice growing softer and softer:
"You're so noisy, why don't you just disappear?"
"Big brother likes quiet, so, how about you disappear?"
To Lin Yan, the phrase "Is it good or not?" sounded like a little girl wallowing in self-pity, but to the narrator, it sounded rather terrifying.
"Ugh!"
Lin Yan felt a sharp pain in his eardrums, and the narrator suddenly let out a scream that sounded like someone was choking him.
"No, no! Don't..."
Lin Yan stared blankly at A Jiu in front of him, listening to the screams in his head.
This works? Ah Jiu can subdue it with just a few words?
This is someone even Saya found troublesome, yet A-Kyu managed to control her like that?
"Note, pay attention."
The narrator's voice trembled, like a drowning person crying for help to reach the shore.
"This, this great man, he was so magnanimous!"
"If he were willing to take in this good-for-nothing but obedient narrator..."
"He will be blessed with good fortune and all his wishes will come true in the future!"
"This narrator strongly suggests that this...goddess-like beautiful girl continue eating her noodles!"
"Eat more! Let me tell you how chewy and delicious these noodles are!"
Hearing the utterly shameless, 180-degree turn in the broadcast in his mind, Lin Yan could hardly believe his ears.
He paused for two seconds, feeling a mix of amusement and disbelief.
This is actually allowed?!
The narrator, who was just shouting and being bizarre, is now so scared by a single sentence that he would rather switch to being a food vlogger.
"Ah Jiu, wait a minute."
Lin Yan spoke, quickly walked over, and gently pressed A-Jiu's shoulder.
The anger in Ajiu's eyes vanished instantly. She turned her head in a panic, shrinking back like a child who had done something wrong.
"Big brother...did I do something wrong again? Shouldn't I have chased it away?"
"No, you did a great job." Lin Yan rubbed her dry, messy hair.
Ajiu looked up at Lin Yan in surprise; it was the first time she had ever been patted on the head.
Like a small animal unsure if it was worthy of being touched, she cautiously pressed her head against his palm.
She seemed to cherish this touch.
Lin Yan suppressed the strange feeling in his heart and said in a low voice:
"Don't let it disappear yet. I still have a use for it."
A-Jiu nodded obediently and said:
"Okay, if big brother says to keep it, then we'll keep it."
Lin Yan refocused his attention on his mind.
"Did you hear that?" Lin Yan sneered in his mind. "Your life is now in my hands."
"If you want to live, you have to prove you have value."
"If that trick you just pulled was your only skill, then you might as well disappear."
The narrator didn't hesitate for long.
"Beep, system resetting."
"Reset complete."
AI dubbing smoothly transitioned into the voice of a narrator for a dubbed film:
"Oh! My noble master! You are as wise and benevolent as Apollo, the sun god!"
"It is my great fortune, accumulated over many lifetimes, to be able to serve you!"
"From today onwards, I'll do whatever you tell me to do! If you tell me to shut up, I won't make a sound!"
"I am willing to be the humblest stepping stone and the most loyal mouthpiece on your road to success!"
"Praise be to the master! Praise be to the goddess beside me, more radiant than the stars! Amen!"
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