I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

Hearing this shameless flattery, Lin Yan felt his stomach churning and goosebumps all over his body.

Is this still the same bizarre rule that readily sentences people to death?

That speed at changing faces would make him a pillar of any Sichuan opera troupe.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Yan couldn't stand this mental pollution any longer and quickly shouted it out in his mind.

"I'm not buying it. Change your voice back to normal. You can speak again when I need you."

"Yes, Your Majesty... beep, now in hibernation mode."

Only when the strange feeling in his mind completely disappeared did Lin Yan finally relax.

Lin Yan turned her head and saw A Jiu staring longingly in the direction of the kitchen. She swallowed hard.

"You must be starving." Lin Yan walked into the kitchen. "Instant noodles aren't nutritious enough. I'll add a fried egg."

Ajiu sat on the sofa with her knees drawn up to her chest, watching Lin Yan's busy figure in the kitchen. Her eyes showed less confusion and more dependence.

A few minutes later, Lin Yan returned to the living room carrying a bowl of instant noodles with a golden fried egg in the middle.

"Eat."

Ah Jiu held the bowl with both hands. This time, she didn't wolf down her food. She carefully picked up a piece of noodles with her chopsticks, blew on it, and then put it in her mouth.

Lin Yan sat opposite her, watching her quietly eat noodles, and his apprehension finally eased a little.

She harbors many rules within her; she was once a terrifying vessel for an evil god, and now she is a little girl who has lost her memory.

A single bowl of noodles is enough to make me feel satisfied.

"From now on, this room is your territory." Lin Yan handed over a tissue. "Don't open the door for anyone except me."

Ah Jiu put down her chopsticks, took the tissue, and nodded seriously.

In this eerie yet strangely harmonious atmosphere, the phone under the coffee table suddenly unlocked by itself.

Chuchu, a tiny pixelated figure, cautiously peeked half her head out from the edge of the screen, looking around.

After confirming that Saya would not return, that the human form no longer posed a threat, and that the invisible, bizarre narrator had truly stopped causing trouble.

Chu Chu then arrogantly jumped to the center of the screen.

"Hmph! I knew my brother was lucky!"

Chu Chu, hands on her hips, said smugly:

"Who just cut off my surveillance signal? Now you're scared, aren't you!"

Lin Yan pursed her lips, not exposing her.

Chu Chu spun around on the screen and quickly locked onto A Jiu sitting on the sofa.

"Brother, is this the one..."

Chu Chu lowered her voice, but before she finished speaking, she seemed to sense the Schrödinger stability on A Jiu's body up close.

It doesn't seem as dangerous as I imagined?

Chu Chu observed A Jiu with curiosity.

Unlike Lin Yan, who was timid and hesitant, she had already transferred her physical body and could act boldly.

This was the first time she had ever observed such a special container as a human molt up close, especially since it was a real human molt that had once been possessed by an evil god.

The legendary human molt that is not subject to cause and effect doesn't seem to be anything special.

Suddenly, as if she had thought of something, her big eyes darted around mischievously.

With this body following his brother, isn't he the perfect all-around, flawless super tank?!

"Cough cough."

Thinking of this, Chu Chu immediately put on a caring older sister expression and moved from her phone to the TV in the living room.

"You're Sister Ajiu, right?"

"My name is Chuchu. From now on, in this family, my brother will be responsible for fighting bad guys and making money outside, while I will be responsible for managing the household and playing with you."

"If you listen to Sister Chuchu, I'll show you the best SpongeBob SquarePants on this big screen every day from now on, and I guarantee it'll be in 4K ultra-high definition, exclusive content! Okay?"

Ah Jiu stopped eating her noodles and looked up at the pixelated figure jumping around on the screen.

She had no memory and lacked common sense. In her mind, since her older brother allowed the things in the box to exist, then this Chu Chu should be one of their own.

Ajiu nodded obediently and called out in a soft, sweet voice:

"Okay... thank you, Sister Chuchu."

"Good girl! From now on, I'll protect you! If anyone dares to bully you, just let your brother beat them up!" Chu Chu proudly made a peace sign on the screen.

Lin Yan sat to the side, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "Don't make decisions for others so easily. Although A-Jiu is very cute."

Before Lin Yan could finish complaining, Chu Chu couldn't wait to start making good on her promises.

With a "snap," the TV screen switched instantly, and cheerful music started playing.

"Are you ready, kids?"

"Yes, Captain!"

On the television screen, a yellow sponge flew by.

"Have you seen SpongeBob SquarePants? Just tell her she likes it." Lin Yan leaned back on the sofa, somewhat speechless, as she watched this unexpected preschool education segment.

But after a while, he was stunned when he turned to look at Ajiu.

Ajiu stared intently at SpongeBob and Patrick on the screen.

She was so engrossed in watching that she forgot to eat the noodles in her bowl.

Chu Chu's pixelated little head popped up on the phone, and she blinked at Lin Yan:

"How is it, brother? Chu Chu's data analysis is never wrong."

"This kind of empty-minded person, who could be used as a vessel, would definitely like this kind of anime!"

A cyber vengeful spirit parasitizing the internet blatantly uses animated films to manipulate a human molt that was once used to house an evil god, making him its little sister.

He, the legitimate landlord and guardian, was treated like an outsider, with everything arranged perfectly.

"Look closely!"

The AI ​​narrator in my mind seemed to feel that the atmosphere was extremely harmonious, and it couldn't wait to show off its newly learned professional skills.

"On this heartwarming evening, this charismatic man has successfully built a harmonious blended family. If he were to pour this sweet girl a glass of warm milk now, he would…"

"Shut up!"

Lin Yan couldn't stand the idiotic explanation any longer and mentally rebuked him.

The narration abruptly stopped, and silence returned.

Lin Yan finally had some peace and quiet, but his mind started racing.

Now that Ajiu is here to suppress the narration, it seems to have become useful.

"Hey, come out."

Lin Yan shouted coldly in his mind.

"At your service, my esteemed master! Is there anything I can do for you?"

His fawning was so overt it was almost unbelievable.

"Answer me one question, and don't lie, or I won't mind letting Ajiu pay more attention to you for a while." Lin Yan sneered inwardly.

"What exactly are your underlying rules, the core mechanisms by which you acquire power and intervene in reality?"

The narrator paused for half a second, clearly indicating that it was somewhat resistant to this question that touched on its bottom line.

But under the lingering intimidation of Ajiu, it finally confessed obediently.

"In response to Master, my core principle is that obedience is reinforcement."