I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

"When the target executes the actions according to the script I have outlined and obtains the expected benefits, I can become stronger and intervene in more events."

In other words

The narrator sounded somewhat proud at this moment.

"As long as you keep doing what I say, even if I say you'll win the lottery, no matter how low the odds are, I'll eventually force reality to conform to the script through my intervention."

Lin Yan seemed thoughtful after hearing the narrator's explanation.

Under Ajiu's intimidation, this bizarre narrator, let alone retaliating and seizing power, doesn't even dare to utter a loud fart now, just to save its own life.

Since its power comes from obedience, what if we created a script for this narrator ourselves?

"Chuchu," Lin Yan called out, raising his hand.

"Brother, I'm here~" Chu Chu immediately popped up on her phone.

"Help me find out if there are any physical combat training methods that ordinary people can practice, preferably those that are difficult and effective."

"Leave it to Chuchu! Chuchu will do anything her brother says!"

Then Chu Chu went silent. This was the first time Lin Yan had ever seen Chu Chu spend so much time online.

"Brother, Chu Chu has found one."

"This is a discarded scroll that was dug out from an encrypted martial arts forum deep in the dark web. The poster's username was [Wuseng Wuxiang], and the posting time was twelve years ago."

Chu Chu opened the document directly on her phone and explained:

"This technique is called the Nine Revolutions of Hellish Body."

"Wait, what is that?" Lin Yan almost spat out the water he had just drunk.

"Nine Revolutions Hellfire Body? Chu Chu, are you turning this into a cultivation novel?"

"We live in modern society. Giving me a name like that makes it sound like some delusional fantasies posted online by someone with severe chuunibyou (middle school syndrome)!"

Chu Chu shook her head, her little face very serious:

"No, brother! Chu Chu has run its data model, and according to your human cultivation system, it is indeed feasible."

"Moreover, the requirements of this original cultivation method are extremely absurd. It does not cultivate spiritual power, but only trains the physical body."

"It requires the cultivator's mental will to withstand level 18 pain, while the physical body must possess an extremely rare talent for self-healing of the periosteum."

"In short, this is not meant for human practice."

"But!" Chu Chu suddenly straightened her face.

"Chu Chu discovered that the force trajectory and breathing frequency of this set of movements overlapped by a staggering 80% with the body-training techniques of those ascetic operators on her brother's Folklore Bureau intranet!"

"In many places, Chuchu even thinks it's more ingenious than the version officially released by the bureau! This poster named 'Wu Xiang the Monk' is definitely a hidden master on the internet!"

Lin Yan became serious. If what Chu Chu said was true, then no matter how cringeworthy the name of this technique was, he had to give it a try.

"It's a pity this isn't for ordinary people to practice," Chu Chu pouted.

"Without the talent for self-healing of the periosteum, forcing yourself to practice this original version will shatter your bones on the spot, but..."

"This poster is quite interesting. He probably realized that no one could master his technique, so he left a 'youth version' in the comments."

"It only retains the most basic power generation methods and body-strengthening movements. Although the effects of training this youth version are extremely slow, even after ten years of training, you may only be slightly stronger than the average person."

"But the original poster commented that this youth version and the original version are from the same source."

"As long as you train the youth version to the extreme, once you encounter some rare and precious treasures that cleanse your body and marrow and meet your physical talent requirements, you can seamlessly switch to the original version."

Lin Yan glanced at the information on his phone, his eyes growing brighter with each glance.

Ordinary people can only accumulate muscle memory little by little through persistent effort, so it may take ten years to see any results.

But Lin Yan is different!

He's currently keeping a low-budget version of the monstrous, narrator's voice in his head.

"Hey, narrator, stop pretending to be dead," Lin Yan shouted in his mind.

"I am always ready to listen to your teachings, my supreme master!" a fawning electronic voice announced.

"Have you seen this set of 'Nine Revolutions of Hellish Body'?"

Lin Yan instantly got into character and spoke to the narrator in a domineering manner:

"Starting at six o'clock tomorrow morning, you will explain this original technique to me word for word."

"I want you to push my cultivation speed to the limit you can control."

"If you dare to cut corners, I'll have Ah Jiu come and have another chat with you."

A full half minute passed, and the narrator's voice was almost breaking down in tears.

"Master, my master..."

"The cultivation requirements in the original version are just too high. I'm still just a little narrator in my growth stage~"

"If your current physical body is a plank, then the forced explanation of this original technique is equivalent to a tunnel boring machine."

"If I were to design a script where you complete the original actions, you would explode and die on the spot because your physical body couldn't withstand the forced modifications!"

"It doesn't matter if you die... cough, I mean, if you die I'll be reduced to ashes too!"

Lin Yan was taken aback. He had been a bit anxious and hadn't thought of this.

This is also a real problem. Rules can change reality, but if you are too weak, you will collapse before you even have the chance to be changed.

"Then let's compromise." Lin Yan didn't insist.

"Follow that youth version of the movement instructions, squeeze my body's potential to the maximum. You can manage that, right?"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm good at this!" The narrator, as if granted a pardon, repeatedly assured the sycophant.

"As long as I'm here, every drop of sweat you shed, Master, will be 200% converted into increased strength!"

"I will never let you suffer any unnecessary pain!"

Lin Yan looked up and glanced at Ajiu.

She sat up straight, her hands neatly placed on her knees, intently watching SpongeBob SquarePants on TV.

Meanwhile, at the edge of the screen, Chu Chu would occasionally pop out, directing the smart home to adjust the lights and reminding A Jiu to drink water, acting like a competent housekeeper.

"neat……"

Lin Yan stood up and pointed to a secondary bedroom next to the master bedroom. It was a suite he had rented, and now there were several empty rooms.

"Make a purchase list for this house, and have it delivered within the same city."

"Get a soft mattress, buy a few sets of comfortable women's loungewear, and prepare all kinds of toiletries. This room will be for A-Jiu from now on."

"No problem, brother! Chu Chu will take care of it right away!" The little figure on the screen gave a cheerful salute.

"Chuchu even picked out a few super cute strawberry bear pajamas for her! She'll definitely make Ajiu look adorable!"

Lin Yan glanced at the bewildered Ajiu, then at the excited Chuchu, and shook his head.

This house houses both a humanoid nuclear bomb and a cybernetic vengeful spirit; it would be troublesome if a colleague came to visit one day.

If I don't get stronger soon, and one day I really attract trouble that these two can't handle, I'm afraid I won't even have the strength to run away.

"Go to sleep. Training starts promptly at six o'clock tomorrow morning."