I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

Lin Yan's brow twitched, a sense of foreboding creeping over him. He quickly clicked on the "High-Quality Non-Human Dating Group".

Sure enough, the group chat was in complete chaos.

【The Mermaid of the Sewers】: @Cyber ​​Ghost Chuchu, say it again? You said he has that crazy woman's ghost marriage contract imprinted on his chest?!

【The Mermaid of the Sewers】: How could the essence be so easily given to a mortal? Besides, only a freak who wields power could do that, but such a being would never do such a thing.

【Funeral Love Family - Heavy Metal Nun】: Holy crap! Really?! Unless she crosses that threshold!

[Funeral Love Family - Heavy Metal Nun]: Damn it! That crazy woman, not only did she not suffer a backlash and lose a rank last night, but she also took the opportunity to complete her final advancement?!

Lin Yan was speechless. If he could catch Chu Chu, he would have loved to give her a good beating right now.

This big mouth not only revealed his own hand, but also Saya's situation.

As for whether Saya had truly completed her promotion, he didn't know. He couldn't fathom the taciturn woman she was now.

However, the female guests in the group always managed to surprise Lin Yan.

[Red-Clad Senior]: Hehehe... So what if you got promoted?

If half of her power is given to a living person, she will fall into a long period of weakness.

[Red-Clad Senior]: Besides, even though humans can be protected after forming a ghost marriage contract, it's still considered a fall from grace.

Not only will he become a grotesque possession, but if he even slightly peeks at other women or develops the slightest desire for someone else... the mark can backfire.

The thought of having my heart cut open is exciting.

[Red-Clad Senior]: @Lin Yan, little brother, the skirt you're wearing now is one that your older sister wore.

Those silk threads are part of my sister's rules. Would you say that means you and my sister are perfectly integrated?

Oh dear, I'm so sorry, if your partner sees this, will they be angry with you?

[Red-Clad Senior]: It's okay, I don't mind that you had an owner before.

The day she can't take it anymore and cuts you up, I'll come and collect your body.

Isn't the reassembled artwork even more beautiful? [Kiss.jpg]

The senior's shocking speech made Lin Yan's scalp tingle.

Putting aside why she knows so much about ghost marriage contracts, isn't the taste she reveals in her words a bit perverse?

Did the senior's surname was Cao before she died? Did she just like experienced men? She even had a plan for how to get ahead of her!

The conversation was heading in an uncontrollable direction; what if Saya was secretly spying on us from underwater...?

Lin Yan shuddered; the consequences would be unimaginable.

He pretended not to see the senior's comment.

[Lin Yan]: Sisters, what are you chatting about in the middle of the night? I just woke up and my head is still foggy.

[Lin Yan]: Last night was a special situation, and Saya really went to a lot of trouble to get me out of there.

[Lin Yan]: But when she came to see me just now, it seemed like my senior didn't even notice that someone had entered her house, so everyone should stop making wild guesses.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yan threw out a large blood pack without saying a word.

[System notification: You have sent a 300-point lucky draw red envelope!]

Ding! The red envelope was snatched up in 0.01 seconds.

[Lin Yan]: Thank you all for your concern. I'll use this to buy some late-night snacks.

[Lin Yan]: Also, @Red-Clad Senior, the skirt is indeed very effective at healing wounds, but it's too thin. Saya just added an extra layer of protection because she was worried I'd catch a cold tonight.

His words were half true and half false, not only interrupting their reasoning but also subtly implying that Saya still had energy to spare.

Sure enough, for these old monsters who prioritize profit and are wary of each other, nothing is more convincing than real money in hand.

【Mermaid in the Sewer】: 100 points. Interesting. The woman in red didn't even notice anyone. It seems Chu Chu wasn't telling the truth either. I'm going to continue adjusting my equipment.

【Funeral Love Family - Heavy Metal Nun】: 80 points! Damn, that hand speed! Don't get too cocky, kid. If that crazy woman really kills me one day, I can also take on some funeral work.

After the red envelopes were given out, the group chat gradually calmed down, and the senior student stopped causing trouble and provoking others.

Being a chat companion is a high-risk profession; it's really not something a human being can do.

Before he could even relax, his phone rang again.

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a call from Old Zhao.

Lin Yan then realized that there were already 33 missed calls.

Most of the calls were made from the bureau's landline, but even Su Qinghan made one.

Lin Yan quickly answered the call.

"Lin Yan?"

Old Zhao's voice came through, sounding somewhat incredulous that he had gotten through.

"Are you even breathing yet, kid? Did you answer the phone yourself, or...?"

"Or has it transformed into something else entirely?"

Lin Yan was taken aback and realized something was wrong.

Chu Chu seemed to have said that Saya was someone she had stolen.

She didn't say how she robbed it.

Could it be one of those situations where "once everyone's been killed, no one will realize I stole it"?

That's why Lao Zhao wondered if he still retained any human consciousness, or if he had already become a traitor...

Lin Yan leaned against the iron-framed bed, trying her best to make her voice sound as natural as possible.

"Ahem, Captain Zhao, it's me."

"I'm still alive and well, but I broke more than a dozen bones. Please speak a little softer, or my head will tremble."

"Holy crap! Alive! Really alive!"

Old Zhao over there had clearly kicked something to pieces.

"You scared the hell out of me, you know? Four fully equipped, magic-resistant, bulletproof escort vehicles couldn't keep an eye on you."

"They just vanished into thin air!"

"Did you know Chen Feng has been going to headquarters to transfer people? If he can't find you, he'll probably tear the whole bureau apart!"

Thank goodness, it seems Saya didn't kill anyone, otherwise Old Zhao wouldn't have this attitude.

Saya herself had tested the power of the system, and she realized that simply separating them wouldn't be enough to achieve that.

She really had a trick up her sleeve; she's so cunning!

Lin Yan then chatted with Lao Zhao for a few more minutes, which helped to calm him down.

Old Zhao slowed down his speech and suddenly asked tentatively:

"So, which powerful figure has taken a liking to your destiny, kid?"

"Did they think our hospital's technology was too poor? So they took you away for treatment?"

Lin Yan was taken aback. Old Zhao had actually guessed correctly that he had indeed been kidnapped to treat his injuries.

That's the perfect excuse!

Old Zhao is really good at guessing; it saved him the trouble of lying.

Even if any female guests in the group cause trouble in the future, they can blame it on this "powerful person" to take the blame.

Lin Yan immediately seized the opportunity, coughing twice in a pretentious manner, casually conveying a "keep it low-key" tone.

"Sigh! Captain Zhao, to be honest, I'm not dead, but..."

Lin Yan deliberately dragged things out, whetting Old Zhao's appetite.

"My family members have rather eccentric temperaments and are used to being domineering."

"They were a bit dissatisfied with our department because they saw how badly I was injured inside."

Lin Yan wasn't lying. He and Saya had already entered into a ghost marriage contract, so how could they not be considered family?