I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

a long time……

The senior student's crying gradually subsided.

She reluctantly withdrew from Lin Yan's embrace.

His blood-red eyes had returned to normal, clear and bright, though they still carried a strange, habitual indifference. But when he looked at Lin Yan, they were filled with affection.

"Little brother, you avenged me, I have nothing to thank you for."

Lin Yan's heart tightened. Please, senior, don't say anything like that about offering yourself in return!

The senior student lovingly held Lin Yan's hand in her arms.

Her blood-red dress suddenly began to disintegrate and shrink.

It eventually transformed into a thin, blood-red hair tie.

Lin Yan secretly glanced down and thought, "Damn it, he's still wearing a jacket."

The senior student tied a red ribbon around his left wrist.

"This is the core rule of my sister."

The senior student leaned closer to Lin Yan and gave him a hard kiss on the cheek, leaving a bright red lip print.

"From now on, no matter what danger you encounter, as long as you have this hair tie, I can go into your dreams anytime and drag all those bad people who bully you into my domain."

"Little brother... from now on, it's your big sister's turn to protect you."

After saying that, the senior student's figure turned into streaks of light and disappeared into the morning breeze.

[System Notification: Congratulations, host, you have obtained the rule item, Senior's Red Hair Tie!]

[Effect: Immune to damage of level 1 or lower, and grants the active skill: Blood Shadow Descent]

Lin Yan stood on the rooftop.

It's finally over.

Lin Yan stretched contentedly, picked up the water droplet from the ground, and turned to go downstairs.

Even though it's fake, I've already brought it back, so I might as well keep it as a souvenir.

But his relaxed mood didn't last long.

As he passed a shop and glanced at his reflection in the glass, he immediately stopped laughing when he saw his current attire.

Holy crap.

Lin Yan's eye twitched violently.

Chen Qing tore my clothes to shreds. Logically, since it was an illusion, why didn't my clothes return to normal after I came back to reality?

He was, at this moment, as if he were shirtless on this early autumn morning!

That's not the worst part.

The most fatal thing is that because of the senior's "enthusiastic thanks" just now, not only did he not get rid of the lip print on his neck, but he also got a new one on his face.

His neck, chest, and even half of his face were all covered in the sweet scent of his senior's blood.

There were also obvious lipstick marks that looked like they were deliberately rubbed on!

"This is fucking..."

The senior student definitely did it on purpose!

Lin Yan looked at himself, looking like a ghost who had just come out of some shady club for a wild party.

He instinctively looked towards the apartment, a hint of despair in his eyes.

Home.

The infamous Slit-Mouthed Woman, Saya, if nothing unexpected happens...

She should be sitting on the sofa with her newly sharpened scissors, waiting for her wild, womanizing fiancé to come home, right?

"It's all over, it's all over, it's all over..."

"What if Saya and Chuchu see this...?"

There's no escaping it.

He lives in an apartment with a girlfriend who's halfway to a promotion, and a cyber vengeful spirit that's always monitoring him and ready to catch him doing something wrong.

He's currently shirtless, with a bright hickey on his face, and exudes a womanly aura.

If you go back like this, you'll almost certainly be physically assimilated by Saya.

"I need to figure out a way to get through this..."

Lin Yan walked down the street, pondering a solution.

Just as he was racking his brains, preparing to write a script about being ambushed by a cult and cursed with blood,

The narrator's voice rang in my ears:

"Look closely! This amazing man, who just escaped from the brink of death, is as incredibly lucky as ever!"

"Just as he reached the street corner, his sharp eyes would spot two 'Tangshan Top-Grade Spiritual Hot Spring Treatment Tickets' blown in by the wind, hidden beneath a pile of discarded bricks by the door!"

"Um?"

Lin Yan paused in his steps.

He strode to the street corner and kicked the brick away.

really.

Two expensive-looking VIP hot spring packages lay there.

Lin Yan immediately made up his mind, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but turn up wildly.

Although this narrator is a complete failure in combat, he is a god-like figure in terms of his auxiliary function as a wingman!

Whether he can survive Saya today depends on his own performance.

Half an hour later.

Lin Yan pushed open the door to his apartment.

Only one floor lamp was on in the living room.

Ah Jiu was still wearing that fluffy strawberry bear pajama set, sitting cross-legged on the carpet, watching "Tom and Jerry".

On the sofa, Saya's eyes were slightly closed, like an ice sculpture.

But Lin Yan knew that the ice sculpture's radar had already locked onto him the moment he stepped into the room.

"elder brother!"

Before Saya could make a move, the phone screen on the coffee table lit up instantly.

I bought it for Ajiu a few days ago, and now it's almost become Chuchu's second base.

A pixelated face was exaggeratedly pasted onto the screen, and a pair of large, anime-style eyes scanned Lin Yan's upper body like a scanner.

When her gaze fell on the bright red lipstick mark on Lin Yan's face, Chu Chu's voice instantly rose eight octaves:

"Brother! What's that on your neck?!"

"You, you went out in the middle of the night just to find some shady women in those kinds of places?!"

"Not only did you come back shirtless, but you also smelled so strongly of perfume! Were you doing something shady behind our backs?!"

Chu Chu was putting on a show with abandon. Lin Yan had deliberately left these things behind, waiting for her to make those few green tea remarks.

Saya, who had been resting with her eyes closed, quietly opened them.

A murderous intent instantly welled up in his pure black eyes, the temperature plummeted, and the television screen began to flicker.

Ah Jiu sighed, propped her head up, and looked over.

The scissors appeared out of thin air and were held in Saya's hand.

Lin Yan's heart was pounding, but he was still holding his breath for now.

To reiterate the first essential lesson for Aquaman:

When faced with a difficult question, you must never agree with the other person's explanation. You must take the initiative and use even more explosive emotions to cover up the truth.

Of course, Lin Yan was also aware that this tactic was essentially depleting the other party's goodwill. Once the goodwill had dropped sufficiently, then...

They've changed tactics.

"Shut up!"

Lin Yan glared at Chu Chu, his eyes sending a warning signal.

He then clutched his chest, looking extremely weak, and collapsed onto the sofa like a lump of mud.

He deliberately tugged at the wounds on his back that hadn't fully healed, gasping in pain and turning deathly pale.

"Saya-nee~"

Lin Yan raised her head, looking as if she had just survived a disaster and was seeing her lover again.

"I almost... I almost didn't get to see you again."

Chu Chu clicked her tongue in disbelief. Was she really going to call out "sister" just to survive?

The killing intent in Saya's eyes froze for a moment.