I set you up on a blind date, and you've managed to overcome all the weirdness?

Chapter 155 Hehe…Big Brother (??`」 ∠)

Leading the pack of freaks was that fat, freakish guy.

Running ahead with its intestines dragging along, it would stumble and fall every now and then when the grotesque creatures behind stepped on its intestines. It was the embodiment of stumbling and falling as it ran towards you.

He should have been filled with resentment, but Lin Yan actually saw a girl's shy expression on his greasy face, and wished she could wash her eyes on the spot.

The one constantly stepping on the fat guy's intestines is the eight-legged spider woman. She really has too many legs, so it's hard to avoid stepping on her teammates' organs.

She noticed Lin Yan looking in her direction and immediately smiled broadly.

Without her noticing how much she was gathering strength, her lower abdomen suddenly lifted upwards, and all four of her hind legs shot up in unison.

With her toes touching, she first drew a large, full heart shape, and then quickly twisted her remaining two legs together to form a smaller heart shape in the middle of the large heart.

Two hearts, one large and one small, hung behind her, swaying from side to side with her waist movements, as if cheering for Lin Yan.

This is not finished.

There was even a carousel following behind them.

Yes, a complete carousel, including the central axis, iron arms, and horses, bounces and hops along behind.

Each wooden horse was filled with remnant souls, clearly none of which belonged to the horse itself. When Lin Yan dealt with it that day, there were only a dozen or so remnant souls at most.

There are at least several hundred of them now, crammed tightly onto the wooden horse, with those that can't fit hanging on the central axis.

With each bounce of the Trojan horse, many remnant souls fall down, and immediately new remnant souls will aim for the empty space and squeeze in.

Even though traveling was so simple, without exception, they all kept their eyes on Lin Yan's direction.

There seems to be something hanging at the top of the carousel, like a mirror.

"Holy crap—"

Lin Yan's hand trembled, and the frog balloon almost fell to the ground.

What the hell is all this stuff?!

Where is it?

Why does it look so familiar?

"Heretics! They're all heretics! Kill them!"

The cult leader had clearly never seen anything like this before. He roared and ordered the remaining followers to kill Lin Yan first.

However, his words completely enraged the fan group.

"Don't hurt big brother!!!"

The fat, grotesque creature was the first to let out a scream; it was hard to imagine that such a creature could utter such a coquettish sound.

He ran the fastest and was the first to arrive at the battlefield.

One headbutt sent one flying, then the other was lifted up, swung around twice, and thrown out, hooking another one in the distance.

Holy crap! Now Lin Yan understood—the road bully was here!

"Our big brother is ours! Anyone who dares to touch him, I'll skin them alive!!!"

The Spider Woman's eight long legs danced in a blur, instantly piercing the chests of two cultists. It was unexpected that she possessed such formidable fighting power even without her webs.

Big brother? Who is big brother?

Lin Yan slowly retreated. Since these monsters didn't attack him immediately, he was happy to take a rest.

"Big brother, you're so handsome! Big brother, protect me—"

The carousel is even simpler and more direct.

The wandering spirits on its body glowed together, and it suddenly grew two sizes larger on the spot.

The mechanical body crushed them, turning the remaining cultists and their leader into a bloody pulp.

In less than ten seconds, the arrogant and domineering members of the Bai Weirdos group had no chance to resist and were all annihilated.

The battle is over.

The bizarre atmosphere didn't dissipate; instead, it formed a semicircle, surrounding Lin Yan in the center.

Lin Yan only then realized that his older brother was talking about him!

They didn't get too close, but just stared at him with such fervor and infatuation.

However, a few individuals with poor manners secretly sniffed Lin Yan's scent from downwind.

"Big brother—are you hurt?"

The fat man twisted his barrel-shaped waist in a strange and shy manner.

"The way the older brother stepped back just now was so charming—"

The Spider Woman's eyes were glazed over, and she was scratching her stomach frantically with her hind legs, feeling extremely hot.

Lin Yan leaned against the wall, looking at the group of monsters with eyes full of pink bubbles, unable to think for a moment.

His neck looked rusty, and he turned his head with a clatter, looking at Ah Jiu who was waiting in the distance.

The grotesque army immediately made way for them.

"Ah Jiu—did you get all of this?"

Ajiu took out a lollipop and put it in her mouth, looking at Lin Yan with a slightly innocent expression.

Nodding seriously, Nuonuo explained, "Sister Chuchu said that it's very hard for big brother to fight bad guys outside."

"So, I turned them all into my older brother's friends."

"They all really like the older brother now, and they'll fight back if anyone bullies him."

Lin Yan's vision went black.

friend?!

You call this a friend?

You're afraid others won't know I'm a traitor, aren't you!

No! I wasn't a traitor to begin with!

These monsters originally had their own rules and territories, but now that they're all gathered together, he's afraid that if they go berserk, it would cause a huge mess.

"It's over————"

Lin Yan looked at the grotesque fat man who was still throwing him flirtatious glances and inwardly groaned.

"If the police find out, I'll have a bizarre army of sasaeng fans—"

"If Saya sees this—"

Lin Yan shivered.

He could already imagine Saya's expression when she found out he had a harem.

He felt truly wronged; even if he were to build a harem, he couldn't possibly take in this fat, bloated fellow!

Looking at this bizarre group, Lin Yan couldn't think of a good solution for a moment.

What is this? A monster idol training program?

"That's all for now, everyone go home!"

Lin Yan waved his hands like he was herding ducks, trying to disperse the group of eyesore fans.

The fat man twisted his fingers in a strange and aggrieved manner, while the Spider Woman even shed two tears.

But under Ajiu's watchful gaze, though they were reluctant to leave, turning back every few steps, they finally disappeared into the night.

Lin Yan breathed a long sigh of relief.

This trouble is temporarily over.

We need to hurry back and discuss a plan with Chu Chu to see if we can control the scope of A Jiu's abilities.

Otherwise, if we go out to buy groceries and a few weirdos follow us around, how can we live like this?

He pulled Ajiu along and quickly walked out of the alley.

Meanwhile, at the Jiangcheng Folk Customs Bureau, in the command center...

The alarm lights are blaring.

"Report! A large-scale, low-to-medium level abnormal fluctuation has occurred in the southern region!"

"The same goes for the East District! The carousel at the amusement park has started moving on its own and is heading towards the city center!"

"Sir! Warehouse No. 3 in the Logistics Department has been breached, and the Crying Mirror is missing!"

Communications specialists reported bad news from various locations, and the command center quickly became bustling with activity.

Chen Feng stood in front of the screen, his face dark with anger.

The screen displays a pollution monitoring map of Jiangcheng, where most of the city is now covered with red dots.

"What the hell is going on?!" Old Zhao, with his pipe in his mouth, was so anxious he was jumping up and down.

"These filthy bastards usually hide in the sewers and abandoned buildings, keeping to themselves. How come they're all on drugs today?!"