Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

"Hey you, what are you standing there for? Hurry up and call me Brother Bei!!!"

Seeing that the village party secretary remained silent, Fan Ha'er seized the opportunity to urge him on loudly.

"Yes. Hurry up and shout. If you don't shout, you're a son of a bitch!" Li Dazhuang seized the opportunity to stir up trouble.

"What? You son of a bitch, surnamed Dai?" Tan Si deliberately raised his voice.

"That's right, shout! Shout it now!"

Shout it!

Shout it!

……

In an instant,

The villagers of Fanjiacun started making a fuss.

Upon hearing this, Fan Sanyuan smiled.

This time, he smiled happily and with great satisfaction.

He had tried to reason with the village secretary in a polite manner, but the secretary not only refused to give him face but also insulted him.

it's good now,

Everything has turned upside down.

This situation was entirely caused by Liu Bei.

This kid,

They've really grown up and are very capable now.

"You...you all..."

Upon hearing this, the village party secretary was furious. He opened his mouth for a long time, but couldn't utter a single word.

"What? You don't want to shout? Then just admit you're a son of a bitch!"

Liu Bei sneered a few times as he looked at the village secretary, his gaze sweeping over the villagers one by one, and said:

"You see that? This is the village party secretary you elected. His words are like farts, utterly devoid of integrity. How could such trash become the party secretary of your Daijia Village? Your Daijia Village really is a place that produces talented people!"

"Liu Bei, you—"

Upon hearing this, the bearded man became enraged and pointed at Liu Bei. Liu Bei squinted and said, "What? You want to try my bullet?"

"I...I..."

After stammering for a few moments, the bearded man lowered his head and dared not look directly at anyone.

"Anyone else who disagrees? Step forward. I can grant them their wish to be a hero!" Liu Bei swept his gaze across the other villagers of Daijia Village.

Wherever his gaze fell, every villager in Daijia Village lowered their head, not daring to look Liu Bei in the eye.

"That's all, right?"

Liu Bei withdrew his gaze, finally fixing it on the village secretary of Daijia Village. "You son of a bitch—"

"You little beast, I—"

Upon hearing Liu Bei's words, the village secretary of Daijia Village could no longer contain his anger and angrily swung his fist at Liu Bei, roaring as he punched him.

But just as his fist was raised halfway into the air, Liu Bei shoved the muzzle of his shotgun into his mouth.

quiet!

quiet!

quiet!

In an instant, the entire hall fell silent.

The surrounding temperature seemed to have been eroded by the north wind from Siberia, and suddenly dropped to freezing point.

The mouths of all the villagers in Daijia Village were agape in disbelief.

this moment,

The same thought popped into their minds:

Liu Bei is a madman.

He's a real madman.

He really will kill anyone who offends him.

This person is not to be trifled with. If you see him in the future, stay as far away from him as possible.

As for the village secretary of Daijia Village, he was completely dumbfounded at that moment.

Suddenly, a middle-aged man from Daijia Village walked over, trembling as he said, "Little Bei, don't... don't be impulsive, let's talk this out. Let's talk this out..."

"Um?"

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei glared at him.

"Clang!"

Immediately, the villagers from Daijia Village who were trying to persuade him fell to the ground in fright, their eyes filled with terror as they looked at Liu Bei.

"Anyone else want to plead for me? Step forward!" Liu Bei said, squinting.

"..."

As soon as these words came out, there was silence.

Every villager in Daijia Village lowered their head even further, none daring to provoke bad luck at this time.

"That's all, right?"

Liu Bei glanced at the village secretary of Daijia Village, "Look at how fat and chubby you've raised him. Your mother must have had a tough time raising you. To prevent your mother from burying her son, I suggest you obediently hand over Zhangjia Lake, and then have your men re-dig all the ditches in our village. After that, take your men and get back home. Do you understand what I'm saying?"

"I understand! I understand!"

At that moment, the village secretary of Daijia Village dared not object and nodded hastily.

"That's more like it!" Liu Bei smiled and pulled out the gun barrel.

"Hoo hoo~"

Only then did the village secretary of Daijia Village breathe a sigh of relief.

"Who dares to bully my man? Get out here right now!"

Just then, a roar suddenly came from behind the villagers of Daijia Village.

"Um?"

Liu Bei and the others looked in the direction of the sound.

But then the villagers of Daijia Village voluntarily made way for them.

A woman as thick as a water bucket swaggered over with her toes pointed inwards.

"Why is she here?"

Fan Sanyuan was somewhat surprised.

"Who is the Party Secretary?" Li Dazhuang asked curiously.

"What a son of a bitch's wife!" Fan Sanyuan said.

"Oh, so it's the tigress here!" Tan Si suddenly realized.

Fan Ha'er scratched his head, somewhat confused. "Fourth Brother, what does 'tigress' mean?"

"A tigress is a female tiger that specializes in eating people!" Tan Si explained.

"Huh? You mean she... she eats people?" Fan Ha'er pointed at the woman with the waist of a barrel, her face full of surprise.

"Hmm! You'd better be careful when you see her in the future! Don't let her eat you up!" Tan Si warned.

"Hiss~" Fan Ha'er quickly backed away.

Liu Bei: "..."

Fan Ha'er fears neither heaven nor earth, but it turns out he's afraid of a tigress.

It seems that to control Fan Ha'er's magical mouth, we need to find him a tigress.

"What are you doing here? Go back now!"

When the village secretary of Duanjia Village saw his wife running over, he hurriedly winked at her.

"Honey, why are you always winking at me?"

The woman with the barrel waist looked confused. Pointing at Liu Bei, who was holding a gun, she shouted, "Honey, is it this bastard who's bullying you?"

"Our men's affairs are none of your business, woman. Go back now!"

Upon hearing this, the village secretary was so frightened that his heart almost stopped.

He had just narrowly escaped being shot by Liu Bei.

Then his wife came and caused trouble again.

Did they think he had lived too long?

"Husband, why are you afraid of this little beast?"

The woman with a barrel-shaped waist stood with her hands on her hips, glaring at Liu Bei. "My husband is the village secretary, and you, you little beast, dare to bully him with a gun! Are you tired of living? Kneel down and apologize to my husband right now. Otherwise—"

"What else can we do?" Liu Bei asked, very curious.

"Hmph!" the woman with the barrel waist threatened, enunciating each word clearly.

"Otherwise, I'll break your legs today!"

"..."

As soon as this word comes out,

The villagers of Duan Village were all astonished, wanting to say something, but hesitated to speak.

The village secretary panicked and quickly covered his wife's mouth to stop her from talking nonsense.

Liu Bei smiled and aimed his gun at the target.

Then--

"Bang!"

He pulled the trigger.

A bullet struck the woman with the wide waist.

"..."

Watching the bullets fly towards them,

The woman with the thick waist stared so wide that her eyes seemed about to pop out of their sockets and fall to the ground.

"Clang!"

The next moment, she collapsed to the ground, completely limp.

"My God, he... he dared to shoot me!"

The villagers of Duan Village: "..."

You're only finding out now?

One by one, they all shook their heads.

Village Party Secretary Duan: "..."

The woman's hand, which was covering her waist, remained frozen in place.

"Splash!"

next moment,

Even the woman with the barrel waist urinated.

"Holy crap! Is this all the tigress is about?"

Fan Ha'er shouted as if he had discovered a new continent.

"Brother Bei, can you smell it? That tigress... she actually likes this too... haha..."

"..."