Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Chapter 131 Stomach upset

What's wrong with me?

"You..." Zhao Chunyan stood on tiptoe, brought her mouth close to Liu Bei's right ear, exhaling warm breath with a hint of her own fragrance, and said, "You'll get ten times the taste back for what you did to Lin Wanqiu!"

"?" Liu Bei was completely confused. "Spit it out tenfold? What do you mean? I don't understand."

"It means—" Zhao Chunyan continued, "You're giving Lin Wanqiu ten times the amount of sex tonight, just like you did tonight!"

"..."

Suck Zhao Chunyan?

Or ten times?

Did Zhao Chunyan also get bitten by a snake?

Immediately, Liu Bei turned around and began to examine Zhao Chunyan from head to toe.

"What are you doing?" Zhao Chunyan asked, looking puzzled.

"Chunyan, where have you been poisoned?"

"Poisoned? I'm not poisoned! What nonsense are you talking about?" Zhao Chunyan frowned.

"Not poisoned?" Liu Bei was taken aback. "Then why did you ask me to inhale ten times more of your stuff?"

Zhao Chunyan: "..."

He paused for a moment, then understood what Liu Bei meant, and pinched Liu Bei hard on the waist.

"Ouch! That hurts. Why are you pinching me?" Liu Bei's face contorted in pain.

"Hmph! Tonight, you're going to take it whether you like it or not. Come with me!"

After saying that, Zhao Chunyan pulled Liu Bei towards the storage room.

"What are you doing in the storage room in the middle of the night?"

"Isn't your hunting rifle over there? We'll use it tonight!"

"ah???"

No sooner had the two left than Lin Wanqiu emerged from the shadows, her eyes fixed on the storage room.

She bit her lip. "That Chunyan is such a worry. He's not made of iron; can his body handle doing this all the time?"

Lin Wanqiu was very displeased and quietly followed them.

A few seconds later, in the storage room.

"That shotgun is really long; no wonder you always have a good catch when you go hunting in the mountains."

"It has nothing to do with length, it has to do with marksmanship."

"Marksmanship? Okay, show me how you hunt! Let me see how you do it! I want to learn!"

"Here?"

"Yes, that's it!"

"But there's no prey here! How can we demonstrate?"

"Just treat me like your prey!"

"..."

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and demonstrate! You want to put your hands on your hips again, huh?"

"..."

(One hundred words omitted here, you know what I mean...)

Listening to the sounds inside,

Lin Wanqiu's face fell, and her eyebrows twisted into a pretzel shape.

"That Zhao Chunyan is shameless. If this continues, Liu Bei's back will be ruined sooner or later. No, we have to stop her right now!"

After making up her mind, Lin Wanqiu was about to rush in when she heard a slight noise.

"Squeak~"

"Hmm?" Upon hearing this, Lin Wanqiu's ears twitched. She glanced around and quickly found a secluded spot to hide.

"Well?"

In the storage room, Liu Bei immediately covered Zhao Chunyan's mouth after hearing the noise.

"Why...why are you covering me like that?" Zhao Chunyan struggled to pull Liu Bei's hand away. Liu Bei's large hand was making it difficult for her to breathe.

"Shh!" Liu Beichong gestured for Zhao Chunyan to be quiet, then pointed outside, "Someone's coming!"

"Who's doing this in the middle of the night...?"

Before he could finish speaking, a voice came from outside.

Those were footsteps.

Gradually, the footsteps moved toward the outhouse.

Then, there were the typical "plop plop" sounds of someone using the toilet.

A moment later, the toilet door opened.

Then came a yawn.

"It's Tsukikawa!"

After listening carefully, Zhao Chunyan understood.

"Shh!" Liu Bei continued to remind Zhao Chunyu to be quiet.

"Ouch! My stomach hurts again!"

Just then, Su Yuehe, who had only taken a few steps, suddenly let out a sound of discomfort and then hurriedly ran towards the outhouse.

Then--

The usual noises came from the outhouse again.

"Hmm? Going again?"

Zhao Chunyan raised her eyebrows, meeting Liu Bei's gaze directly. "What's wrong with her? Is she having an upset stomach?"

"I don't know!" Liu Bei shook his head. "Let's wait and see!"

The courtyard fell silent instantly.

About fifteen minutes later,

Su Yuehe finally came out.

He yawned again and walked step by step toward her room.

This time, she went very, very far.

"Phew~"

Zhao Chunyan finally breathed a sigh of relief. "She's finally finished. She went back to sleep. Let's continue practicing. How did you manage that shot? It even curved! Tell me!"

"Ouch, it hurts again..."

As soon as Zhao Chunyan finished speaking, Su Yuehe's voice came over again.

Then, I heard her running towards the outhouse.

"Yuehe, are you alright?"

Hearing the commotion, Zhao Da'e also came out.

"Mom, I... I just have a bit of an upset stomach, I'll be fine after using the restroom. It's late, you should go inside and rest! Don't worry about me!"

"Okay, sure. You should get some rest too!"

"Yes, it will!"

"Bang!" As the door closed, Zhao Da'e went into the room, and Su Yuehe ran into the outhouse.

"Is Yuehe's belly...is it really bad?" Zhao Chunyan looked at Liu Bei. "Why don't you...why don't you go and check on her?"

"What the hell?" Liu Bei pointed at his own nose. "Is this an appropriate time? What if we get caught?"

"She's squatting there right now. As long as I don't go out, she won't suspect anything! It's different if you go. You can say you just came back from outside and went to the storage room to put something down. She won't suspect anything!"

"I see..." Liu Bei stroked his chin and nodded. "Okay. I'll go check it out. You stay here and don't wander off. Otherwise, you'll get caught!"

"Don't worry. I'm not that stupid! You go ahead!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei rushed out and headed straight for the outhouse.

"Clang!"

As soon as Liu Bei reached the outhouse, he heard a loud noise coming from inside.

He rushed over and pulled open the latrine door.

Su Yuehe plopped down inside.

At the same time, Su Yuehe also saw Liu Bei walk in. She was stunned for a moment and froze on the ground, unable to move.

Suddenly, Liu Bei looked down at Su Yuehe, while Su Yuehe looked up at Liu Bei.

The two of them looked at each other, forgetting everything else.

Immediately, both of their mouths gaped open.

Especially Liu Bei, whose eyes shone brightly when he saw Su Yuehe...

The atmosphere in the outhouse suddenly became strange.

"Why isn't that guy out yet? Could he and Su Yuehe be inside...? Damn it. If I'd known this would happen, I wouldn't have let him out! Oh no! Oh no! I've just walked right into their trap! My mouth is such a jerk!"

Hearing the commotion outside, Zhao Chunyan was very annoyed. She raised her hand, wanting to slap her twice, but once her hand was raised, she couldn't bring herself to do it.

After a pause, she decided to go out and take a look.

Just then, she heard something moving to her side.

"Who?"

Zhao Chunyan called out instinctively.

As soon as she said it, she realized her mistake and quickly covered her mouth.

"what?"

After hearing the sound,

Su Yuehe was startled and hurriedly struggled to get up from the ground.

Liu Bei quickly stepped forward to help him up.

When Su Yuehe grasped his hand, she seemed to be electrocuted, and immediately pulled her hand back, her face flushing red and her neck burning hot.

Only then did she realize what had happened, feeling both embarrassed and ashamed.

But remembering the commotion she had just witnessed, she quickly pointed outside and stammered, "Someone...someone's coming...quick, quick..."