Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

"Fan Xibei, you son of a bitch, you're asking for it!!!"

Fan Xibei jumped out of bed and rushed barefoot towards the door.

"stop!"

Li Xiulan grabbed his arm.

Fan Xibei tried to shake her off but failed. He turned back and glared at her: "Let go! I'm going to kill that idiot!"

"Kill?" Li Xiulan sneered. "You're no good in bed, and you're even worse at hunting. Now you've even lost your mind?"

"you--"

"What do you mean, 'you'? Fan Xibei, murder is a crime, don't you know that? You killed Fan Ha'er, you'll go to jail too. Besides—"

Li Xiulan paused deliberately at this point, "Can you guarantee that once you step out of this door, you'll definitely be able to kill him?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Fan Xibei didn't quite understand.

"What I mean is, what if Fan Ha'er is already prepared outside, just waiting for you to fall into his trap? Besides, he's an idiot; if he kills you, the police won't do anything to him. In that case, your death will be pointless!"

"..."

"Of course, if you think I'm wrong, I won't stop you." Li Xiulan stepped aside, pointing to the door. "You can leave now. After you're beaten to death, I'll bury you on the hillside, then find another man to marry. Anyway, I'm a woman, what difference does it make which man I live with?"

"..."

Upon hearing this, Fan Xibei clenched his fists so tightly they cracked loudly.

He suddenly realized that what Li Xiulan said made a lot of sense.

Even though Fan Ha'er is a bit dim-witted, when he gets really crazy, even his own father can't stop him.

What's more, Fan Ha'er has been hanging out with that bastard Liu Bei for too long lately, and he's developed some quirks from it.

What if that idiot is really out there with weapons ready, just waiting for me to jump into the pit?

If that's really the case, once I die, Li Xiulan...

The thought of this woman lying beneath another man after remarrying made Fan Xibei feel like he was going to have a stroke.

"Fan Xibei, are you coming out or not?" Just then, Fan Ha'er's voice rang out again.

Upon hearing this, Fan Xibei roared at the window, "I'm not stupid! You really think I'd fall for a fool like you? Keep dreaming!"

"Hehe, it's fine if you don't want to come out. I'll just talk to you from outside, and you can do as I say! Consider it me indirectly cooperating with your wife to teach you how to fight!"

indirect?

Cooperate?

Or with his wife?

When these three words collided, Fan Xibei's face turned so dark it looked like a layer of black skin was about to peel off.

"You son of a bitch, I—"

"Calm down!" Li Xiulan immediately pulled Fan Xibei back.

"I can't calm down!"

"You better calm down than me! Are you out of your mind to be led by the nose by an idiot? If you admit you're an idiot, I'll let go right now and let you go out and kill him!"

"..."

calm.

calm.

calm.

Fan Xibei silently repeated the words to himself more than a dozen times, forcibly suppressing the rage within him.

"I'm talking about Fan Xibei—"

Seeing that Fan Xibei hadn't come out yet, Fan Ha'er said with disappointment, "You're such a pain in the ass. I've been waiting for so long, and you still haven't come out? You've made me wait for nothing!"

"..."

"Forget it, I'm not watching you two anymore. I'll go peek at other houses instead. Hehehe..."

Soon, Fan Ha'er's footsteps disappeared.

Li Xiulan released her grip.

"Did you hear that? I wasn't wrong, was I? That idiot was just waiting for you, a moron, to fall for it. And yet, your brain isn't even as smart as an idiot's."

"..."

"What are you standing there for?" Li Xiulan kicked Fan Xibei squarely in the buttocks. "Get out of here! You don't actually want to strangle me, do you?"

"..."

Fan Xibei glanced back at Li Xiulan, his eyes filled with hatred, anger, and resentment.

Then, feeling dejected, he walked out.

"Liu Bei... Fan Ha'er... one day, I'll definitely cripple you both. If I can't, I'll change my surname from Fan to Liu Bei!"

……

In the room.

Li Xiulan let out a long sigh of relief only after confirming that Fan Xibei had gone far away.

She turned the door latch back on, leaned against the door, and patted her chest.

so close!

If Fan Ha'er hadn't appeared in time, she probably would have been strangled to death by that madman.

But that idiot Fan Ha'er...

Last time I spied on her and Fan Xibei sleeping, I ran away as soon as I was discovered.

She thought that the matter was over and done with, but she didn't expect it to happen again tonight.

And he even said he wanted to cooperate with me...

Could it be that that idiot actually likes me?

He may be a bit slow on the uptake, but sometimes fools have all the luck.

Since following Liu Bei, I've actually made some money selling meat, running errands, and hunting.

He's miles better than Fan Xibei, that good-for-nothing who's only good at bullying his own kind.

Ok……

I'll try it when I have the chance.

If she really gets pregnant... just say it's that good-for-nothing Fan Xibei's child.

Thinking of this, Li Xiulan's lips curled up slightly, and she got into bed and closed her eyes...

……

The next morning.

As dawn broke, a pair of small hands patted Liu Bei's face.

"Daddy...Daddy..."

Liu Bei groggily opened his eyes. "It's Nian Nian. What's wrong?"

Grandma said... to get up and eat quickly.

"Okay!" Liu Bei pinched Liu Nian's little face and immediately got up.

Just as I finished dressing and stepped out of the room, Zhao Da'e's voice came from outside:

"Hurry up and wash up and eat. After you finish eating, go to see Fan Laojiu."

"Fan Lao Jiu?" Liu Bei was slightly taken aback, then seemed to realize something. "Mother, are the clothes finished?"

"Yes, that's right!"

"So fast?" Liu Bei was somewhat surprised.

"He's a seasoned pro. What's this? Stop dawdling and hurry up! Didn't you say you were going hunting yesterday? Go get your clothes back as soon as possible, then go hunting! Don't keep us waiting!"

"Okay."

Nodding, Liu Bei quickly finished washing up and then ate his rebellious food in no time.

"Haha~"

Suddenly, the youngest daughter, Liu Nian, pointed at Liu Bei and laughed.

"Little Bao, look at Daddy, look at Daddy's face!"

Liu Bao looked at it and said, "Dad, you have poop on your face!"

"Pfft~"

As soon as this word comes out,

Zhao Chunyan, who was standing to the side, immediately spat out all the rebellion food she had just eaten.

Su Yuehe choked and started coughing.

Panpan was stunned.

Zhao Da'e's head.

Lin Wanqiu quickly covered Xiaobao's mouth.

"Xiao Bao, don't talk nonsense!"

"That's not poop...it's rice!!!"

"Auntie is right, it's rice, not poop. Dad, you don't have poop on your face," Liu Nian echoed.

Liu Bei: "..."

My stomach is churning, I feel awful.

Hearing this word so early in the morning,

He really is my good son.

Fan Ha'er was always angry with his father.

Now it's my turn.

Does that mean that every father who raises a son has to put up with his son's bad temper?

Never mind, never mind.

This is my own child, my own child.

Startled, Liu Bei wiped his face and, sure enough, there was a clump of rice.

He shook them off, then pulled Lin Wanqiu, Zhao Chunyan, and Su Yuehe along, saying, "Finished eating? Come on, let's go to the tailor to get our new clothes!"