Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Chapter 167 1 The Bad Idea in His Stomach

"380!" As he spoke, Liu Bei took out the money, grabbed Lin Wanqiu's wrist, and placed it in her palm.

"Everything's here. It's late. If there's nothing else, you should go and get some rest! I'm going to take a shower!"

"You've had a long day. How about..." Lin Wanqiu put the money in her pocket and bit her thin lips.

"What else?" Liu Bei asked casually.

"How about..." Lin Wanqiu bit her red lips again, "How about I help you wash it!"

Liu Bei: "..."

His mouth was open in a large "O" shape.

He never expected Lin Wanqiu to make this request.

"You...you mustn't misunderstand!" Seeing Liu Bei's mouth agape, wide enough to fit an egg, Lin Wanqiu quickly explained, "I just saw you were so tired, you must be exhausted, so I wanted to give you a wash and a massage to help you relax. Nothing more!"

"Oh, I get it!"

Liu Bei smiled, took Lin Wanqiu's hand, and said, "Let's go!"

"Don't get me wrong, I really just—"

"Give me a massage to relieve my fatigue. I understand, I really understand!"

As they were talking, Liu Bei pulled Lin Wanqiu into the bathroom.

Upon entering, he discovered that several kettles of hot water had already been placed on the table.

Lin Wanqiu went over and first poured the hot water from the kettle into the wooden bucket, then went to fetch a bucket of cold water.

After mixing and stirring, she deliberately tested the water temperature with her hand, then looked back at Liu Bei, "The temperature is just right, you can wash now!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Bei raised his arms and looked at Lin Wanqiu.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Lin Wanqiu asked, somewhat puzzled.

Liu Bei's eyes glanced deliberately at his upper arm. "Wife, it's time to undress!"

Lin Wanqiu: "..."

A blush immediately appeared on her face.

Thinking to myself,

Who taught this guy?

Return my wife?

Isn't that a phrase only the ancients used?

He actually used it.

How annoying!

"Wife, what are you standing there for? Hurry up!" Liu Bei urged again.

"Okay, all right now! Coming!"

Nodding, Lin Wanqiu walked up to Liu Bei.

As he was untying her, Liu Bei suddenly picked Lin Wanqiu up.

"What are you doing? Put me down!"

"My wife, I suddenly realize you're tired too, so I've decided to give you a massage to help you relax!"

Lin Wanqiu: "..."

Looking at the man in front of him,

His eyes suddenly became a little unfocused.

This guy is getting more and more wicked.

They said they were giving me a massage to relieve my fatigue, but actually they were just craving their own bodies.

No, my stomach hasn't been feeling well lately, my period might be coming soon, it's not a good time.

However, before Lin Wanqiu could speak, Liu Bei had already picked her up and sat her in the wooden tub.

In an instant, the warm water in the wooden tub submerged the two of them together, and as the water rose higher and higher,

It quickly spread to Lin Wanqiu's collar.

The water clung tightly to the clothes.

Suddenly, a breathtakingly beautiful scene unfolded before Liu Bei's eyes.

Although he was already very familiar with Lin Wanqiu's body.

But right now, the hazy, misty scene made him swallow hard several times.

"Don't move, I'm starting the massage!"

"I'm afraid of pain, so please use less pressure when you massage me!"

"Don't worry, my wife, I know what I'm doing."

"Then please cherish Qiu'er, my husband!"

"Definitely! Definitely!"

……

at the same time,

Zhao Chunyan waited in the room for a long time but Liu Bei didn't come in, and she became a little anxious.

"Damn it. That guy hasn't come yet this late. Could it be that he's been bewitched by that bitch Wanqiu?"

Thinking of this, she immediately pressed her ear against the wall to eavesdrop on the sounds from next door.

"Nothing's happening!"

After listening for a while, Zhao Chunyan noticed that it was very quiet next door, and her eyebrows were raised very high.

"Something's not right, something's really not right. There's not a sound from next door. Could it be that that bitch Wanqiu and Liu Bei ran off to play in the countryside? Yes, that must be it! Humph, trying to sneak around and fool around outside without me knowing? No way!"

Zhao Chunyan bit her lip, got out of bed, and quietly left the house.

As soon as she stepped into the yard, she heard a slight noise.

"What was that sound?"

Zhao Chunyan raised an eyebrow and curiously followed the sound, taking light steps as she walked towards it.

Soon, she arrived outside the shower room.

"The shower room? It's pitch black inside, not even a light. How could there be a sound? Could it be—"

Zhao Chunyan's eyebrows suddenly stood on end.

She immediately perked up her ears and listened for a while. When she heard Lin Wanqiu's voice inside, her face fell.

"You, Lin Wanqiu! You always act so high and mighty in front of me, saying things like 'Don't mess around after the divorce,' lest outsiders find out and report you. But look at you, secretly fooling around with that bastard Liu Bei behind my back!"

"What a hypocrite! He says one thing and does another. How deceitful!"

"Since you want to play this game, I'm not going to let you get away with it tonight! I'm going to catch you red-handed and see how you'll pretend to be so high and mighty in front of me afterwards! Humph!!!"

Having made up her mind, Zhao Chunyan quickly pushed open the door and rushed in.

"Lin Wanqiu, didn't you say you divorced Liu Bei and would keep your integrity, and wouldn't sleep with him? What do you have to say now?"

"Um?"

Upon hearing Zhao Chunyan's voice, Lin Wanqiu turned her head to look over.

"Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to be sleeping? What are you doing here?"

"What are you here for? To catch them, of course..."

Before she could even utter the word "adultery," Zhao Chunyan was completely dumbfounded.

He saw Liu Bei sitting in the wooden tub soaking in the water, while Lin Wanqiu was standing outside the tub massaging Liu Bei's shoulders and back.

The style was completely different from what she had expected.

"Lin Wanqiu, why are you standing outside the wooden tub? Shouldn't you be—"

"What should I do?" Lin Wanqiu asked, puzzled after Zhao Chunyan only said half of what she meant.

Zhao Chunyan: "..."

She glanced at Lin Wanqiu again from a distance, confirming that Lin Wanqiu was indeed standing outside the wooden tub and hadn't done anything else untoward, before immediately changing her tune, "No...nothing. I meant, shouldn't you be going to sleep? Why are you giving Liu Bei a massage here?"

"He spent the whole day hunting in the mountains and almost lost his life. He also went to the county town to sell his game at night. He's exhausted after a long day. Can't I give him a massage to help him relax?"

Zhao Chunyan: "..."

That makes a lot of sense.

"Yes...yes!"

"Then why did you ask?"

"..." Zhao Chunyan got angry upon hearing this. "Hmph! I want to give him a massage too!"

"No way. He only has one backrest, and I'm enough for him. If you come, there won't be room for you. Besides, I was here first tonight, so we have to respect the order. If you really want to give him a massage, do it tomorrow night! Liu Bei, don't you think?"

Upon hearing this, Zhao Chunyan urgently warned Liu Bei: "Liu Bei, if you dare to say a single word 'yes,' I'll—"

"Yes!" Liu Bei answered without hesitation.

Zhao Chunyan: "..."

This guy actually dared to say it!

hateful!

Have your legs gotten fatter or stronger?

Just wait and see how I deal with you!!!

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