Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Liu Bei: "..."

He paused, then said, "Hey, didn't you say last night you were only going to have 600? How come there are 66 more today?"

"Hehe~" Fan Ha'er scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed. "Last night after I got back, I mentioned to my dad that I wanted to have 600 babies. Brother Bei, guess what my dad said?"

Liu Bei shook his head. "I can't guess. Stop beating around the bush and just tell me! What did your dad say to you?"

"Hehe~" Fan Ha'er continued scratching his head, chuckling as he said, "That's what my dad said back then!"

He cleared his throat.

Fan Ha'er mimicked his father Fan Shuanzhu's angry expression, "What? You want to have 600 babies? Why don't you just say 666? To cuddle up Da Shun!"

Liu Bei was stunned. "Just because your dad said 'cuddling brings good fortune,' you changed your mind and want to have 66 more babies?"

"Yeah, that's right. My dad's right. Having 666 kids would be great! Brother Bei, don't you think so?"

Liu Bei: "..."

His lips twitched, and he forced a smile. "Yeah, it really is...it's really quite good!"

"Slap!" Upon hearing this, Fan Ha'er suddenly slapped his thigh hard and shouted, "I knew it! Brother Bei, you would definitely agree. Brother Bei, how about this? I'll have 666 babies, and you'll have 666 babies too. Our two families will have double happiness, right?"

Liu Bei: "..."

Having 666 babies is considered a double blessing?

If you're going to be a stud pig, please don't drag me into it.

Damn it, if I really have 666 babies, I won't have to do anything else in my life, I can just lie in bed giving birth every day.

If you don't want to live a good life, I still want to live a few more years.

Liu Bei quickly shook his head, "No. If you want to have the baby, you can have it. Don't drag me into it!"

"Huh? Why?" Fan Ha'er scratched his head vigorously, not quite understanding. "Brother Bei, my dad told me that brothers should share both good times and bad. I want to have 666 kids to enjoy the good times, how can you not have any? It can't be just me enjoying the good times while you don't get any!"

"Knock knock knock~"

Just then, Lin Wanqiu walked in and knocked on the door. "You're up? Hurry up and eat breakfast!"

"Sister-in-law, you've come at the right time!" Fan Ha'er greeted her. "Please help me persuade Brother Bei to have 666 more babies like me! Then, our two families will have double the joy!"

"How many? 666...666 dolls?" Upon hearing this, Lin Wanqiu's mouth gaped open wide enough to fit an egg.

"Yes. 666 babies. Don't worry, sister-in-law, you don't have to give birth all by yourself. You have two other sisters-in-law to help you and give birth with you. It's not difficult!" Fan Ha'er added.

Lin Wanqiu: "..."

666 isn't difficult enough?

Are you suggesting I spend the whole year lying in bed having babies without doing anything else?

Even if I wanted to have children, one a year, how many years would it take to have 666?

What do you take me for, Lin Wanqiu?

Breeding pigs?

Luckily you're a fool. If it were someone else, I would have slapped you to death.

"Cough cough~"

Sensing the awkward atmosphere,

Liu Bei quickly coughed a few times, "Uh... Ah, your three sisters-in-law have all been quite weak since giving birth. They can't take too much strain. You should probably leave this topic alone. Breakfast is ready, come on, let's go eat!"

"Coo coo~"

Just then, Fan Ha'er's stomach growled. He rubbed his belly and said, "Hehe, I'm hungry too."

With a smile, Fan Ha'er followed Liu Bei out of the room.

Lin Wanqiu shook her head and quickly followed.

As soon as she stepped out the door, Su Yuehe pulled her away.

"Yuehe, what's wrong? Is something the matter?"

"Sister Wanqiu, did Ha'er just say he's going to... have 666 babies?"

"Yes. That's what he said!" Lin Wanqiu nodded.

"He...he can be born?" Su Yuehe asked in surprise.

"She definitely won't be able to give birth!" Lin Wanqiu shook her head.

"Then why is he still holding Liu Bei's hand?" Su Yuehe was a little confused.

"Didn't he say, 'Brothers should share the good times and the bad'? He wanted to have 666 kids, so he dragged Liu Bei along too! Luckily, Liu Bei didn't agree. Otherwise, you and I would have..."

"So it becomes a breeding boar, right?" Su Yuehe continued, picking up where Lin Wanqiu left off.

"Yes!" Lin Wanqiu said.

"Actually... I think 666 babies is too many, we can't have them all. But three or four is still possible!" Su Yuehe said after a pause.

"Huh?" Lin Wanqiu froze, her eyes fixed on Su Yuehe. "Yuehe, you don't actually want to have three or four more babies for Liu Bei, do you?"

"I've noticed he's really changed recently. If he wants to have another child, I... I can fulfill his wish!"

After saying that, Su Yuehe ran away with a blush on her face.

Lin Wanqiu was left standing there, frozen in place.

"Su Yuehe actually wants to have three or four more children with Liu Bei? With her health, can she handle it? Is she crazy?"

Lin Wanqiu was stunned, thinking she had misheard.

I patted my cheek; it hurt a little.

"It hurts a lot. Did I hear you right?"

"My goodness! I never would have guessed. That little girl, Su Yuehe, is quite cunning!"

Lin Wanqiu stroked her chin and fell into thought.

"Judging from Su Yuehe's words, she has regained her approval of Liu Bei. She wants to remarry him, have several more children with him, and tie him firmly to her?"

"Yes. That must be it!"

"Yuehe, Yuehe, I never would have guessed. You seem so gentle, yet you've been harboring such a grand plan in your heart?"

"Looks like I need to plan ahead. Otherwise, I'll fall behind!"

After thinking for a while, Lin Wanqiu walked towards the kitchen.

She had barely left when Zhao Chunyan appeared from some corner.

She heard everything Lin Wanqiu and Su Yuehe had just said.

"Yuehe is going to have babies for that bastard Liu Bei? Three or four?"

"With so many, wouldn't we have to give birth for three or four years straight?"

"Can her body handle it?"

"This woman, though she looks delicate on the surface, is just as cunning as Lin Wanqiu!"

Thinking of this, Zhao Chunyan deliberately looked down at her belly, reached out and touched it.

"Hmph! We're all women. What you have, I have too. You can give birth, so can I."

"Besides, with my physique, I could easily have five or six more children!"

"You two want to have a baby-making contest, huh? Fine, I'll go for it! Let's see who can have more babies than whom! Humph!!!"

After turning her gaze away, Zhao Chunyan quietly turned a corner and headed towards the kitchen.

After a while,

Liu Bei's family and Fan Ha'er gathered together.

"Ha'er, don't be shy, make yourself at home and eat whatever you like!" Zhao Da'e said, putting a piece of meat on Fan Ha'er's plate.

"Thank you, Auntie!" Fan Ha'er put it in her mouth and chewed.

"Hey, is this to your liking?"

"Mmm. Delicious. Auntie, it's really delicious!"

"Eat more if it's delicious..."

"Is Liu Bei home?" Zhao Da'e had just finished speaking when a voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Hey there? Who is it?"