Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

After a pause, village party secretary Fan Sanyuan announced loudly and solemnly:

"Drown those two adulterers in a pig cage as a warning to others!"

"Drowning the pig in a cage!"

"Drowning the pig in a cage!"

"Drowning the pig in a cage!"

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In an instant, the entire village of Fanjia began to riot, shout, and rage.

One spittle after another was sprayed over.

Upon hearing this, Fan Hao's face contorted with rage, his fists clenched tightly, and the veins on his arms and forehead bulged out.

Why?

"We're all human, so why are other people's fathers still alive and well, while mine died young?"

"We're all human, so why can others marry healthy girls, while I can only marry a disabled girl? And now, even if that girl is disabled, I still can't marry her?"

"We're all human, so why are other people's mothers virtuous wives and loving mothers, while my mother, for her own selfish desires, has done things that are immoral and disgusting?"

"We're all human, so why does God have to bring all this suffering upon me alone? God, are you... are you blind? You don't deserve to be God, you don't deserve it. I hate you, I really hate you so much..."

Fan Hao felt a surge of anger rising within him.

Fan Shaobo panicked and became frightened.

Suddenly looking up at the village party secretary, Fan Sanyuan, he pleaded desperately.

"Secretary, you can't blame me for what happened last night. You really can't blame me. Blame that bitch Zhang Xiuhua. She... she asked me to go with her. She... she told me that her husband has been dead for several years, and she has been a widow for him long enough. She has been very good to her husband."

"It's time for her to find a new life. That's why she asked me out!"

"Punish her if you must. Don't punish me! I...I'm a victim too!"

As soon as this word comes out,

The villagers erupted in uproar, then fell silent.

Zhang Xiuhua heard this,

His face turned ashen with anger.

He suddenly raised his head, glaring angrily at Fan Shaobo, and roared furiously.

"You, Fan Shaobo, are willing to say such things to save your own life. Are you even a man?"

"If you hadn't gotten drunk and come knocking on my door in the middle of the night, and then forced yourself on me, would I have ever fallen for a half-buried old man like you?"

Fan Shaobo's wife: "..."

His old face quickly fell.

"Ever since then, every time you sleep with me, you always tell me that your wife is a haggard old woman, that you have no interest in her at all, and that you only like women like me?"

Fan Shaobo's wife: "..."

His whole face turned black.

"You even said that a woman like me is attractive, and that you'd only be a real man if you slept with me. Unlike your wife, who's like a dead person when you sleep with her, so boring?"

Fan Shaobo's wife: "..."

He was so angry that his eyes were spitting fire.

"Besides that, there's also... every time you sleep with me, you tease me while saying in front of me that your wife has no sense of romance at all. She refuses to do anything you ask her to do, acting all coy and shy like a newlywed girl. You say your wife is a hypocritical old woman. She's so old, she's seen it all, yet she still pretends to be innocent in front of you, acting like a shy young girl. Seeing her makes me sick, I want to vomit, I wish I could kick her off the bed into the latrine and make her eat shit."

Fan Shaobo's wife: "..."

Upon hearing this, he immediately bit his lip until it bled.

"What? You've been exposed and are about to be executed, so you're turning your back on me and trying to kick me to the curb, huh? Fan Shaobo, let me tell you, don't even think about it."

"If we're going to die, we'll die together. Don't even think about leaving me behind!"

Fan Shaobo: "..."

After hearing this,

He was extremely anxious.

He immediately spoke up, "Secretary, don't listen to her. She...she's lying. She's slandering me! I didn't...I didn't say that. No! Please don't believe her lies! Please don't!"

"I lied?" Zhang Xiuhua immediately retorted, glaring angrily at Fan Shaobo. "Fan, do you dare swear to God that you never told me your wife, Yang Cuihua, had a black birthmark on her buttocks? And one as big as her wrist?"

Wow~

As soon as this word comes out,

The villagers were in an uproar.

The male villagers, in particular, all looked at Fan Shaobo's wife, Yang Cuihua.

Yang Cuihua: "..."

This not only caused his lips to bleed from biting them, but also made his eyebrows twist into a pretzel shape with anger, clearly showing that he was furious.

"And what else—" Just then, Zhang Xiuhua continued to reveal, "You surnamed Fan, do you dare swear to God that you ever mentioned to me that your wife Yang Cuilan's breastfeeding spot was uneven, one side bigger than the other?"

Wow~

Upon hearing this,

The entire village of Fanjia was once again in uproar.

All eyes turned to Yang Cuihua once again, and the way they looked at her was now even more different.

"Hey Fan, I'm asking you a question! Didn't you say I was lying? Then swear an oath! Swear it! Why aren't you swearing anymore?"

"I...I..."

Fan Shaobo stammered, unsure how to refute.

"What? Speechless now, huh! I knew it would be like this." Zhang Xiuhua's face was full of sarcasm, then she looked at Yang Cuihua, "Yang Cuihua, there's something else you might not know!"

After hearing this,

Fan Shaobo seemed to realize something, and his pupils suddenly contracted.

A shiver ran through her body, and she immediately blurted out, "Don't say it. You mustn't say it. Don't say it..."

"Let her speak!" Upon hearing this, Yang Cuihua stared intently at Zhang Xiuhua with a stern face. "Zhang Xiuhua, is there anything else I don't know? Just say it. Explain everything clearly in front of the whole village!"

Fan Shaobo panicked even more. "Zhang Xiuhua, you son of a bitch, I forbade you to say that, do you hear me? Otherwise, I'll haunt you even as a ghost!!!"

"Heh, just because you're a ghost doesn't mean I won't be one! Since we're both ghosts anyway, why would I be afraid of a shameless ghost like you who turns on you after you've done your bidding?"

Zhang Xiuhua scoffed, "You want me to say it? I'll say it anyway! I'll make you so angry you'll die!"

He paused for a moment.

Zhang Xiuhua said,

"Listen up, folks!"

"When Fan Shaobo slept with me, he told me something!"

"One night when he got up to use the bathroom, he heard strange noises coming from his son's room. Curious, he crept over. Guess what that shameless bastard saw?"

"Don't guess! Don't guess at all!"

Upon hearing this, Fan Shaobo immediately spoke up to stop him.

The more he tried to stop him, the more Yang Cuihua felt he was hiding something.

His expression grew increasingly gloomy, and he became more and more eager to know the truth.

"Zhang Xiuhua, ignore him. Just say what you have to say."

"Yes, hurry up and tell us. What exactly did Fan Shaobo see?"

"Stop beating around the bush and just tell us. Don't keep us in suspense!"

"Speak up, speak up now!"

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