Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire
Chapter 240 is so weird!
"Father, did Fan Ha'er save the mother wolf in his past life? Is he here to continue their past relationship in this life?" Tan Si asked in surprise.
"I guess so!" Li Dazhuang nodded in agreement.
"What kind of baby do you think he and the mother wolf had? A werewolf?" Fan Mao'er asked curiously.
"Werewolf? That doesn't sound good. Werewolf sounds better!" Fan Shitou shook his head, not quite agreeing.
"Yeah, 'Werewolf' does sound better."
"..."
Old Tan: "..."
Fan Dahai: "..."
Fan Libo: "..."
The three of them looked at each other, their lips twitching.
They all glanced at Liu Bei, only to see that Liu Bei's eyebrows were raised higher and higher, clearly indicating that he was unhappy.
"Werewolf my ass! Shut the hell up!"
Old Tan kicked Tan Si away.
"Bang!"
Tan Si accidentally fell to the ground and ended up kissing a mother wolf on the mouth.
Old Tan: "..."
Li Dazhuang and his group: "..."
They were all stunned into silence.
grass.
Having one relative like Fan Ha'er is one thing.
And now another one?
Could it be that Tan Si saved a mother wolf in his past life, and is he here to continue their past relationship in this life?
"Haha~"
Suddenly, Fan Ha'er pointed at Tan Si and burst into laughter.
"Tan Si, you...you kissed me too? Did it smell good?"
Tan Si: "..."
It smells like shit.
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey~"
He quickly spat out a torrent of saliva.
Disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
As he vomited, he suddenly stood up and kept as far away from the mother wolf as possible, afraid that he would fall down again and kiss her once more.
"Cough cough~"
Seeing Fan Ha'er and Tan Si's expressions, Liu Bei shook his head and coughed a few times. "Ha'er, that's enough. Stop playing around. Get up! You don't really want to carry that dead she-wolf back as your wife, do you?"
"Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey~"
Fan Ha'er, mimicking Tan Si, spat wildly, "Why would I marry such an ugly thing? Am I crazy? If I'm going to marry one, I'll marry a mermaid. A she-wolf? Disgusting, utterly disgusting! Brother Bei, if you want to marry one, I'll let you have it! Don't worry, I won't fight you for it. I swear to God!"
"Pfft~"
Upon hearing this, Tan Si and Li Dazhuang burst out laughing.
Fan Mao'er, Fan Shitou, and several other strong men wanted to laugh, but dared not laugh out loud, and all held their laughter in their stomachs.
Fan Dahai, Fan Libo, and the others looked at each other, then lowered their heads and secretly laughed.
Old Tan was stunned for a moment, but he also had a bellyful of laughter to suppress, though he hid it best and showed no sign of it.
The two brothers, Fan Dayong and Fan Daqiang, looked at each other for a while, and then burst into laughter.
Upon hearing this, Liu Bei was completely distraught.
The root of the problem lies with him.
Plus, Fan Ha'er is a good brother.
Just pretend you didn't hear anything.
"Stop talking nonsense. If you keep spouting off, I won't help you get a wife!"
"Huh? No way. I won't say anything then." After waving her hand, Fan Ha'er immediately covered her mouth and dared not say anything more.
"Bang!"
Suddenly, Fan Daqiang felt dizzy and saw stars before his eyes, then collapsed to the ground unconscious.
"What happened?"
Liu Beixun looked over.
"Daqiang. Daqiang!" Fan Dayong crawled over and kept shaking Fan Daqiang, but no matter how much he shook, Fan Daqiang wouldn't wake up.
"Let me see!"
Liu Bei stepped forward, squatted down, and reached out to examine the area.
But his face changed completely the moment his hand touched Fan Daqiang's skin.
"Brother Bei, what's wrong with my brother... what's going on with him?"
Seeing that Liu Bei's expression was off, Fan Dayong became worried.
"His body temperature was very low. Was he very cold and somewhat delirious before we arrived?"
Liu Bei inquired.
"It seems...it seems a little," Fan Dayong replied after thinking for a moment. "But he just slid down from the tree and fought alongside me, so he looks better now?"
"He's not a good person. He probably didn't want to see you fight the wolves alone, and he was worried about your safety, so he used up his last bit of strength to fight alongside you. Now that he's exhausted, he's passed out."
Liu Bei then shared his analysis.
"Huh? My brother... he did it for my safety?" Fan Dayong looked incredulous upon hearing this.
He had just seen his younger brother Fan Daqiang looking very worried, which is why he made the decision to fight the wolf pack.
I thought he was finding a way out for his younger brother.
I didn't expect my younger brother to be thinking about him too.
If he had known this would happen, he shouldn't have been so reckless. He should have stayed in the tree a little longer and waited quietly for Liu Bei and the others to arrive.
"Daqiang, I was wrong. I shouldn't have asked you to fight alongside me. I shouldn't have!!!"
Fan Dayong regretted it and started crying.
"Alright. Stop crying. Your brother is hypothermic right now. If we don't take some measures, he'll die. Then it will be too late for you to regret it!" Liu Bei stopped Fan Dayong.
"What? It's...it's that serious?" Fan Dayong was genuinely anxious now. "Brother Bei, what...what should I do? Should I light a fire to warm him up?"
"To warm oneself by the fire?"
Liu Bei shook his head in rejection, "No. He's suffering from hypothermia. Putting him near a fire will only make things worse and hasten his death!"
"Huh? We can't even use a fire? Then... what should we do?"
At this moment, not only Fan Dayong, but also Fan Ha'er and the others were at a loss.
"Xiao Bei, do you have any ideas? If you do, please tell us quickly. If we delay any longer, Da Qiang will really die!"
"Yes. Just tell me what you think is best!"
"Yes, just tell us. We'll do whatever you say!"
"That's right, it's a matter of life and death. Just tell us what to do, and we'll do it! You just need to give instructions!"
Fan Dahai, Fan Libo, and others urged them to hurry.
Liu Bei hesitated for a moment, "There is a solution. However, it's a bit troublesome!"
"What time is it? What's the trouble? Saving lives is the priority. Just tell me what the method is!" Fan Dahai urged again.
"Yes, just say it!" Fan Libo chimed in.
Old Tan nodded in agreement, "Xiao Bei, tell me. What's your plan?"
Liu Bei frowned slightly. "Fine. Since you've all put it this way, I'll get straight to the point."
After a pause, Liu Bei touched Fan Daqiang's forehead again; it was getting colder and colder.
"Uncle Dahai, take off all of Daqiang's clothes first. Remember, all of them, not a single piece!"
"What? Completely naked?" Upon hearing this, everyone was completely baffled.
"He's already so cold, wouldn't taking off all his clothes make him even colder?"
Fan Dahai was the first to raise a question.
"He was soaking wet. The temperature is low in the mountains, and wearing these clothes would only worsen his symptoms," Liu Bei explained.
"That's right. That makes sense. Dahai, listen to Xiaobei, hurry up and help Daqiang take off his clothes!" Old Tan urged hurriedly.
"Oh. Okay! I'll do it!" Fan Dahai quickly helped Fan Daqiang take off all his clothes.
"Xiao Bei, what's next? What should we do?"
Liu Bei held up one finger. "One, send someone to quickly and completely skin a wolf. After that, put the pelt on Daqiang."
"Oh, I know how to do that. I'll do it!" Li Dazhuang volunteered and ran to skin the wolf.
Liu Bei extended a second finger, his gaze fixed on Fan Dahai, "The second one... hehe, it's all my fault, Uncle Dahai, for holding Daqiang tight. Remember, you must hold him tight, so he can feel the warmth. Let your body heat help him keep warm."
"Huh? I...I was holding him?"
Fan Dahai was stunned.
He's a grown man, hugging a naked man; the whole scene just doesn't seem right.
"Yes. You helped him take it off. Of course you should hold him. Oh, and one more thing, it's best to put him inside your clothes. That way, he can better absorb your body heat!"
"..."
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