Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Unfortunately, it was all too late.

By the time Liu Bei reminded him, the vines had already entangled Fan Ha'er.

"Holy crap! What kind of vine is that? How can it move?"

Fan Ha'er was completely stunned.

Li Dazhuang, standing under the tree, was also dumbfounded and forgot to fire his gun.

Liu Bei and the others were also stunned.

Especially Liu Bei,

He had only ever seen moving vines on television in his previous life; he had never seen them in real life.

Unexpectedly, after being reborn, I encountered him in the deep forests of Da Liu Mountain.

grass.

Is this Da Liu Mountain or the Amazon rainforest?

"Dazhuang, what are you standing there for? Shoot! Shoot now!"

Liu Bei was the first to shout at the top of his lungs.

As he reminded Li Dazhuang, he himself carried his hunting rifle and stepped out.

"Fire?" Li Dazhuang was stunned for a moment before he finally realized what was happening.

"Damn it! You dare hurt my brother Ha'er? I'll kill you all!"

While roaring,

In his haste, Li Dazhuang pulled the trigger.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, a bullet flew upwards, grazed Fan Ha'er's buttocks, and embedded itself in the tree.

"Damn it! Dazhuang, what are you doing? I told you to cut the grass vines, why did you hit my butt? I'm not a woman, if you want to play with women, go find one in the town's brothel!"

Fan Ha'er touched his buttocks and found that a patch of cloth was missing, leaving him completely naked. He was startled.

"I...I didn't mean to. Ha'er, just hold on a little longer, I...I'll shoot right away to save you!"

Li Dazhuang was stunned for a moment, his face full of embarrassment.

Fan Ha'er looked up and saw the grass and vines.

At this point, his arms were tightly wrapped around him, and the wrappings extended downwards. Judging from the momentum, they would soon completely encircle him, leaving him unable to move.

"Damn it! Dazhuang, hurry up and shoot! If you don't shoot, I'm going to die. If I die, when I become a ghost, when you get married and have kids, I'll kick you aside and have your babies instead!"

Li Dazhuang: "..."

Black lines were sticking out of his forehead.

But the arrow was already on the bowstring and had to be released.

He quickly loaded the gun and pulled the trigger.

"call out!"

Another bullet flew out.

"Tch~"

The next moment, the bullet grazed Fan Ha'er's left buttock and embedded itself in the tree.

Fan Ha'er: "..."

He became furious after feeling the coolness coming from his buttocks.

"Li Dazhuang, are you out of your mind? I told you not to spank me, and you still did! I... I'm telling you, I'm going to sleep with your wife!"

Li Dazhuang: "..."

He was stunned for a moment, and was about to explain when Liu Bei arrived.

"Bang! Bang! Bang!"

Without hesitation, he fired three shots in quick succession.

"Whoosh~"

A bullet struck one of the tendrils of a vine.

"Tick-tock~ Tick-tock~"

Immediately, green liquid dripped from the vines.

"Whoosh~"

The second bullet struck one of the tendrils on Fan Ha'er's left arm, which was entangled in vines.

"Tick-tock~ Tick-tock~"

More green liquid dripped down from above.

"Whoosh~"

The third bullet struck the main vein of the vine, pinning it firmly to the tree like a nail, rendering the vine immobile.

"Haha~"

Seeing this, Fan Ha'er was overjoyed. He turned around and looked down, "Da Zhuang, did you see that? My brother Bei's marksmanship is still the best. You, your marksmanship is not good. You should learn more from my brother Bei."

Li Dazhuang: "..."

He scratched the back of his head. "This...this...is indeed a bit inaccurate...hehe..."

"If you're not good at it, you need to learn more. Look at my brother Bei, isn't he a great shot? One shot, one kill. He's got three kids now. When you get married, have brother Bei teach you some moves!"

Li Dazhuang: "..."

His expression became even more awkward.

Liu Bei's face immediately fell.

"Fan Ha'er, enough nonsense. Get down here right now!"

"I haven't picked the ginseng yet!"

"We'll talk about the ginseng later. You get down here right now. Quick—" Before Liu Bei could finish speaking, his expression suddenly changed drastically.

"Sizzle~"

The main vein of that vine unexpectedly split into two sections on its own.

The lower half fell down, while the upper half, like a snake, suddenly wrapped tightly around Fan Ha'er again.

"What?"

"A severed arm reborn? No, it's a severed arm surviving!"

Old Tan, Tan Si, Fan Mao'er, Fan Shitou, Fan Dahai, Fan Libo, and others who had just arrived were all stunned and incredulous.

"Oh no. I'm entangled again. It hurts even more than before. Brother Bei, help me! Help me!!!"

After being hurt more and more, Fan Ha'er hurriedly called for help.

"court death!"

Liu Bei's gaze sharpened, and without hesitation, he loaded the gun and pulled the trigger.

"Whoosh~"

"Whoosh~"

"Whoosh~"

This time, he fired three more times in a row.

Each shot hit the main vein of the vine, and all three bullets simultaneously pinned the main vein firmly to the tree.

"Tick-tock~ Tick-tock~"

Then green liquid fell.

"Haha, it's alright now. Everything should be fine now!" Fan Ha'er was overjoyed when he clearly felt the grass vines loosen considerably.

"Sizzle!"

However, as soon as he finished speaking...

The nailed vines broke off again.

This time, it was divided into three.

The bottom two sections were simply discarded and left to fall on the ground.

Only the top section remains.

"What? Not again?"

"This is never going to end!"

"Fire! Keep firing!"

Before Old Tan could finish speaking, the last vine came and went like a tide, disappearing without a trace in the blink of an eye.

"..."

Liu Bei and the others were stunned. They looked at each other, all surprised.

"They got away? That's great! They almost scared the hell out of me!"

Wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, Fan Ha'er let out a long sigh of relief.

"They...they just ran away?"

The old men looked at each other, speechless, feeling that something was missing.

They all turned to look at Liu Bei.

"Xiao Bei, what's next? Should we pick them, or not?"

"I always feel like things are going too smoothly!" Liu Bei said, resting his chin on his hand and frowning slightly.

"Ah, isn't 'going with the flow' good enough?"

Tan Si and Li Dazhuang shouted it out almost in unison.

"No. Things going smoothly is good, of course. But sometimes things go too smoothly, and that's not quite right." Liu Bei shook his head and looked up at Fan Ha'er.

That guy's butt is sticking up really high right now.

It's like when a man and a woman are together.

"Hey, you can get down now!"

Liu Bei called out.

"Wait!" Fan Ha'er didn't rush to slide down, but instead slowly walked towards the branches on the side.

"Brother Bei, I said I'd pick ginseng for you, and I'll do it! Watch closely!"

As Fan Ha'er spoke, he carefully walked over.

"Slow down. Don't rush!"

Now that things have come to this point, it's too late for Liu Bei to stop him; he can only let Fan Ha'er do as he pleases.

"Don't worry. All the moving grass fairies have run away. There's no danger!"

Fan Ha'er smiled at Liu Bei and continued walking step by step toward the ginseng in front of him.

"Um?"

At this moment, a red dot suddenly appeared in Liu Bei's vision, and it was flashing wildly.

Look at the location of the red dot; it's not on the tree, nor on the ground, but rather—

"Xiao Bei, what's wrong now?"

The old men, including Old Tan, all frowned.

"From the heavens!"

Liu Bei said something.

"The sky? Isn't the sky all trees? What else could it be?"

"Whoosh~"

Suddenly, a piercing scream rang in everyone's ears.

So they all subconsciously looked up.

What appeared in the sky, so vast it blotted out the sun, was...