Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

"Brother Bei, did you see that? That guy who ate shit looks even worse than if he'd actually eaten shit! Haha..."

Seeing Zhang Hu's unpleasant expression, Fan Ha'er laughed again.

"Okay. I see it. Alright, don't let him delay our fishing. Let's continue!"

Liu Bei withdrew his gaze, glanced at the red dot in his line of sight, selected a location, and pointed at Fan Ha'er to draw it there.

Fan Ha'er arrived safely very quickly.

"Pfft~"

Liu Bei threw out another beautiful parabola.

Less than a minute after the fishing net sank into the lake, it stirred again.

Seeing this, Liu Bei quickly pulled him up.

"It's full again. But there's still no mermaid!" Fan Ha'er checked it again, and her face showed even more disappointment.

"It's alright. Good things come to those who wait. Come on, let's go to the next place!" Liu Bei comforted Fan Ha'er and told him to row to the next location.

No sooner had they left than Zhang Hu and his brother arrived at the water where they had just caught fish.

As before, Zhang Hu cast the fishing net down again.

Soon his fishing net also started to move.

However, having learned from his previous experience, to be on the safe side, Zhang Hu did not rush to pull the fishing net this time, but instead let it continue to move for a while.

He was overjoyed when the fishing net started making a huge commotion, almost dragging him into the water.

"It's a big fish, it must be a big fish! Cousin, hurry and help me pull in the net! Quick!"

"Okay, cousin!"

For a moment, the Zhang brothers pulled hard on the fishing net, and after a great deal of effort, they finally managed to pull it up.

But their eyes widened in surprise.

Because they found that besides some small fish fry and screws, there was only one thing in the fishing net—a snake!

A large snake, 1.3 meters long.

Those bright green eyes flashed with a green light, and at the same time, they kept flicking their tongues.

It looks extremely creepy.

"Holy crap! Cousin, it's...it's a snake, it's a snake..."

Zhang Hu's cousin was so frightened that he fell down, lost his footing, and fell from the bamboo raft into the lake.

"Cousin!!!"

Zhang Hu's expression changed drastically, and he hurriedly took a few steps back.

"Thump~"

He accidentally stepped into the water and fell in headfirst.

"Cousin, what...what should we do?"

"Damn it!" Zhang Hu cursed angrily.

He just couldn't understand it. In the same spot, fishing, why did Liu Bei always catch big fish, while he could only catch toads or snakes instead?

How come that bastard Liu Bei has such good luck?

At this moment, Fan Ha'er, who had just arrived at the location designated by Liu Bei, glanced over instinctively after hearing the noise, then slapped his thigh and burst into laughter.

"Brother Bei, look! Did that guy who eats shit eat too much shit and mess it up? That's clearly a big water snake. Water snakes aren't poisonous, look how scared they are! They're dumber than pigs, haha..."

"Damn it!" Upon hearing this, Zhang Hu's cousin turned ashen with anger.

Zhang Hu frowned and carefully examined the snake in the fishing net.

Just as Fan Ha'er said, it really was a water snake, and it wasn't poisonous.

"It's a water snake!" Zhang Hu said with a grim face.

"Huh? A real... a real water snake?" Zhang Hu's cousin was dumbfounded.

"Let's go, get on the raft!" Zhang Hu's face was grim as he grabbed the raft and climbed aboard. "Didn't catch any fish. But we caught a water snake, so it's not a complete loss! Not a bad deal!"

Zhang Hu's cousin: "..."

Whether it's a loss or not,

But to be ridiculed by a complete idiot is so embarrassing.

Ugh!

Shaking his head, Zhang Hu's cousin reluctantly boarded the bamboo raft as well.

"Cousin, what do we do next?"

"Lock up the water snake and keep fishing! I refuse to believe we can't catch a big fish today!" Zhang Hu squinted at Liu Bei across from him.

"Fine! I'll get the water snake out. Damn it. Daring to pretend to be a poisonous snake to scare me, just wait and see how I deal with it!"

Zhang Hu's cousin was very displeased. He picked up a bamboo pole and stepped back a bit, then—

Slam it down hard on the water snake's head.

One, two, three...

It took more than a dozen slaps for the water snake to finally stop moving.

"He's dead! He can be locked up now!" Zhang Huchong's cousin nodded.

"Hmm!" My cousin put down the bamboo pole, opened the fishing net, pulled out the water snake, and casually put it into the bucket.

at this time,

Zhang Hu, refusing to believe it, cast the fishing net back into the lake.

"Brother Bei, that shit-eating bastard still won't give up! Do you think he's really ruined his brain by eating shit and turned into a complete idiot?"

Fan Ha'er stroked his chin and said.

Zhang Hu: "..."

He was so angry that his hands trembled violently.

However, he still held back.

Because he felt as if the fishing net had caught something, something very heavy.

"Cousin, quick, help me! We think we've caught a big fish!"

"Really? I'll help you!"

The two brothers started working together again to pull the fishing net.

Before long, the fishing net was pulled up again.

"A rock? Brother Bei, did you see that? That shit-eater pulled up a big rock. Turns out, he mistook the rock for a big fish. I'm stupid, but I didn't expect him to be even stupider than me. No, he's not just stupider than me, he's even dumber. Yes, he's a complete idiot, hahaha..."

Zhang Hu: "..."

I'm so angry I could explode.

Damn it.

That idiot Fan Ha'er can't say anything nice; his insults are just too awful.

"He's a complete idiot. Just ignore him!"

Liu Bei cast the fishing net toward the flashing red dot.

The fishing net stirred less than five seconds after it sank into the water.

Without saying a word, Liu Bei grabbed the fishing net and pulled it up.

Soon the fishing net was pulled up, and it was filled with a net full of big fish, each one jumping and wriggling desperately.

"Cousin, look! That Liu guy has... caught another big fish in his net!"

My cousin pointed, his face showing disbelief.

Zhang Hu glanced at it as well, and sure enough, it was so.

In an instant, his entire face turned black.

On what grounds?

We all use fishing nets and cast them in the same spot, so why does the Liu family catch big fish every time, but I can't?

Did I really eat shit and ruin my brain?

Zhang Hu was extremely frustrated.

"Damn it. Still no mermaid!" Fan Ha'er said, looking unhappy after checking everything.

Suddenly he slapped his thigh. "Oh, I know! It must be that shit-eating guy again!"

"Yes, that's him. He's a complete idiot, a moron. Wherever he goes, nothing good ever comes of it!"

"Damn it. You shit-eating idiot, listen to me. I'm going to catch a mermaid, so stay away and don't follow me."

"If you follow me again and disturb the mermaid, letting her escape, I'll make you eat shit again!"

Zhang Hu: "..."

Cousin: "..."

The two brothers were ashen-faced, their eyebrows bulging as if they were about to explode into several pieces.

That sounds awful.

Fan Ha'er's swearing is too vulgar.

That big idiot,

This is absolutely outrageous!

Damn it!!!

Zhang Hu was so angry that he clenched his teeth, making a crisp, grinding sound.

His eyes were fixed on Fan Ha'er's face, as if he wanted to tear it off and feed it to the fish in the water...