Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Fan Mao'er: "..."

Fan Shitou: "..."

The two stared at Shan Huang's corpse, their faces still filled with disbelief.

That's a behemoth weighing 500 kilograms!

Even the White Tiger, the king of the forest, looked smaller than it.

A single roar can snap tree branches dozens of meters away.

When you run, the wind whips up, the ground shakes, and the trees sway.

A single slap can shatter a person's skull.

He was actually killed by Liu Bei just like that.

Isn't that a bit too easy?

Is it true?

Could it be a hallucination?

For a moment, the two of them dared not move, lest they fall into a trap.

"What are you all standing there for? Shanhuang is dead. He's not coming back to life. Hurry up and go check on Dazhuang and the others!"

Seeing that the two were standing there in a daze and not moving, Liu Bei urged them impatiently.

"Cough cough~"

Just then, several dry coughs came from the left.

"Brother Bei, Tan Si and I are fine. We just fell and hurt ourselves. It's nothing serious, just a superficial injury!"

"It's Dazhuang's voice. Brother Bei... Brother Bei, Dazhuang and Tan Si are... alright." Fan Mao'er said after regaining her senses.

"It's alright, it's alright!" Liu Bei breathed a sigh of relief.

He arranged the plan.

If anything were to happen to Li Dazhuang and Tan Si, he would also bear responsibility; his conscience wouldn't allow it.

"Oh, and what about Dayong and Daqiang? How are they? Let's go check on them."

Liu Bei reminded him again.

"Okay, okay!"

Fan Mao'er grabbed Fan Shitou's right side and ran past.

They quickly reached their destination.

"Dayong, Daqiang, where are you? Are you alright?"

"Ahem~" A dry cough sounded. "We're here."

"It's Brother Dayong. Hurry up and come over." Fan Mao'er and Fan Shitou ran over and saw that Fan Dayong's entire body was stuck in a clump of bushes.

The impact of the fall into the bushes created a dent, which reduced the force of Fan Dayong's fall and saved his life.

"Quick, help me up."

"Okay." Fan Mao'er and Fan Shitou immediately helped Fan Dayong up.

"Brother Dayong, slow down."

"Brother Dayong, are you hurt?"

"My arms and legs are scraped, but it's nothing serious."

"It's good that you're alright. Oh, by the way, where's Brother Daqiang?" Fan Mao'er looked around but didn't see Fan Daqiang anywhere.

"Oh right, where's Brother Daqiang? Where is he? I can't see him." Fan Shitou also searched around.

"I...I'm here!" Just as he finished speaking, Fan Daqiang's hoarse voice came from not far away.

"Stone, take good care of Brother Daqiang, I'm going to check on him."

After giving her instructions, Fan Mao'er ran over quickly.

They discovered that Fan Daqiang was incredibly lucky.

It hit a hedgehog.

The hedgehog was dead beyond dead.

But all of its thorns got stuck in Fan Daqiang's buttocks.

Fan Daqiang's face was contorted in pain.

Tears streamed down my face.

His teeth were clenched tightly.

Clearly, the pain was so intense that they forgot what pain felt like.

"Brother Daqiang, you...you killed the hedgehog?"

"Nonsense! You saw how big that hedgehog is, didn't you? What are you standing there for? Hurry up and help me remove its quills!"

"Okay, okay!" Fan Shitou quickly stepped forward to check.

Fan Daqiang's pants were already stained red with blood.

Some of the flesh on my buttocks was stuck tightly to my pants, so tightly that it was difficult to pull them apart.

It had no choice but to tear a hole in Fan Daqiang's pants, exposing the wound completely.

Then, they carefully helped Fan Daqiang remove the thorns.

"Ah~"

After the first one was pulled out, Fan Daqiang screamed in pain.

"Damn it! Couldn't you be a little gentler?"

"What's wrong?" Liu Bei's voice came.

"Brother Bei, Brother Daqiang has a hedgehog stuck in his butt. I'm helping him remove the quills. It hurts a lot."

"..."

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei and his group imagined a scene.

For a moment, everyone felt sorry for Fan Daqiang.

"Take your time pulling out the thorns. Daqiang, just bear with it."

"Don't worry, Brother Bei. I'll pull it out properly." As he spoke, Fan Shitou pulled out another thorn.

"Pfft~"

Immediately, blood spurted out, splattering all over Fan Shitou's face.

"Damn it. Fan Shitou, are you doing this on purpose? It hurts like hell!"

"Brother Daqiang, I've been very careful. If you think I did it on purpose, then you should ask someone else to help you pull it out."

"You—sigh, Garlic Bird, Garlic Bird. You should pull it yourself. Be gentle, be very gentle. If you pull too hard, my butt can't take it, it hurts too much."

"Brother Daqiang, don't worry, I'll go easy on you."

"Whoosh~"

Another thorn was pulled out.

"Fuck your mother!"

"..."

……

Fan Daqiang kept cursing and howling, while Fan Shitou kept pulling out thorns.

Gradually, gradually, Fan Daqiang's cursing grew weaker and weaker.

Hearing Fan Daqiang's miserable screams, Liu Bei felt sorry for him.

I'm so lucky.

It's exceptionally good.

well! ! !

"Awoo~"

Suddenly, the white tiger came closer and poked its head against Liu Bei's face.

He even stuck out his tongue and licked Liu Bei's face.

Liu Bei: "..."

Holy crap.

Is the White Tiger a tigress?

She actually licked her own face?

What is this?

It can't be...

After thinking about it, Liu Bei's heart tightened.

"Sister Tiger...Sister Tiger, your...your man, no, your husband is over there." Liu Bei pointed in the direction of the male tiger, his face beaming. "His wound is a bit bad, why don't you go over and lick it and disinfect it? I...I don't need it!"

*Smack*

As soon as he finished speaking, the white tiger licked Liu Bei's face again.

Liu Bei: "..."

Didn't I tell you, you tigress, your man is over there?

Why are you still licking me?

I am a human, not a male tiger.

You've licked the wrong tiger.

"Awoo~ Awoo~"

After licking it, the white tiger roared a few times and then rushed quickly towards the male tiger.

"Hoo hoo~"

Liu Bei finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Then--

He frantically wiped his face with his sleeve.

His face was covered in blood and saliva left by the tigress.

That flavor.

Damn, it smells so fishy.

Nausea.

Liu Bei immediately vomited.

It stinks! It really stinks terribly!

I wonder what a male tiger feels when it gets licked by a female tiger?

After vomiting a few times, Liu Bei finally felt a little better.

After resting for a while, he slowly got up.

I circled the mountain three times.

A behemoth weighing five hundred kilograms,

Resembling both a tiger and a leopard, it is a rare species.

How much would it fetch if we took it to the county town to sell?

This trip into the mountains was worthwhile.

"Brother Bei!"

Li Dazhuang and Tan Si walked over.

Looking at the dead Shanhuang, the two of them still felt lingering fear.

The commotion caused by Shanhuang roaring at them from a great distance was simply too great.

Even if Shan Huang died,

But their legs were still trembling, and the shadow in their hearts had not yet been lifted.

"How badly are you injured?"

"We're fine," Li Dazhuang and Tan Si shook their heads.

"Okay. It's good that you're alright. You two stay here and watch over Shanhuang. I'll go check on Daqiang!"

"good!"

A short while later, Liu Bei arrived in front of Fan Daqiang.

By this time, all the thorns on his buttocks had been removed.

The meat was sticky and gooey from being pricked, which was quite a miserable sight.

I'll have to stay in bed for half a month after I get back.

"Brother Bei, I've embarrassed you." Fan Daqiang was very ashamed.

"It's good that you're alive." Liu Bei patted Fan Daqiang on the shoulder, and together with Fan Shitou, they helped Fan Daqiang walk towards Shanhuang.

"Xiao Bei, Xiao Bei."

Suddenly, Old Tan's urgent voice came from behind.

The voice sounded somewhat panicked.

"Uncle Tan, what's wrong? Did something happen to Gonghu?"