Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

"pain!"

"It hurts so much!"

"It really hurts!"

In an instant, Su Dashan's heart trembled, and cold sweat beaded on his forehead from the pain.

this moment,

He finally realized that everything that had happened was real.

Liu Bei, that village hoodlum is tougher than him.

It's surprisingly hard.

"Damn! How can a good-for-nothing like him be so hard? It's outrageous!"

"Brother Dashan, shall we spar again?" Suddenly, Liu Bei smiled slightly.

As soon as this word comes out,

The commotion among the surrounding villagers abruptly ceased.

They were all stunned, somewhat puzzled.

Shouldn't Liu Bei be crying out in pain?

How can you still be so calm?

Not right.

"Liu Bei, you—"

Before he could finish speaking, Liu Bei's fist immediately enveloped Su Dashan's fist. He smiled slightly and said, "Brother Dashan, thank you for going easy on me! Otherwise, my fist would really be broken!"

"What? Dashan, how could you go easy on him?"

"He's bullying your little sister. Shouldn't you beat him up?"

"Yeah, beat him up! Beat him up!"

……

Su Dashan: "..."

He looked incredibly embarrassed.

He wanted to, but he couldn't beat them.

"Brother Dashan, shall we spar again?" Just then, Liu Bei asked again, his smile still as bright as ever.

Su Dashan swallowed hard, shook his head, and said, "Hmph! I'll just teach you a lesson. If you really hurt me, I'll have to pay for your medical expenses! Let's call it a day!"

"..."

The surrounding villagers were stunned.

We looked at each other, our faces full of confusion.

"Dashan, what's wrong with you—"

Before he could finish speaking, Su Dashan turned and left.

"Brother Dashan, why...why did you leave?"

The other five cousins ​​looked at each other, bewildered.

"Uncle, I—I'll go ask Brother Dashan what happened?"

"Uncle, wait a minute! I'll go get Brother Dashan. We'll deal with that Liu guy later!"

"Yes, I'll go too!"

……

In an instant, the remaining five cousins ​​chased after them.

The villagers were even more puzzled and started discussing it amongst themselves.

Soon, five cousins ​​caught up with them.

"Brother Dashan, weren't you going to stand up for Uncle? Why did you leave?"

"Yes, what exactly happened?"

"Brother Dashan, say something!"

……

Seeing his five cousins ​​urging him on, Su Dashan held out his two fists, "Take a good look!"

"What?"

The five cousins ​​all peered over, their faces filled with surprise. "It's swollen?"

"Yes, it's swollen. Brother Dashan, what happened?"

"Brother Dashan, could it be someone surnamed Liu who's involved?"

"what?"

……

Upon hearing this, the five cousins ​​all looked at Su Dashan.

"Yes! He's the one who did it!"

Su Dashan nodded. "That Liu guy is tough. So tough that I'm no match for him. If he hadn't shown me some mercy, my bones would really be broken!"

"What? It's so hard?"

"Holy crap! How is this possible?"

"Where did he get such strength?"

……

"You're asking me? Who am I supposed to ask? Anyway, that's the truth. My hand is swollen now, I need to go see a doctor to get some medicine to reduce the swelling. If you five want to end up like me, go back and keep fighting with that Liu guy. I won't stop you!"

"..."

The five cousins ​​looked at each other, swallowing hard one after another.

Damn it,

Su Dashan was the strongest of the six.

He was swollen from Liu Bei's rough treatment.

If the six of them ran back and continued fighting, wouldn't they be in an even worse situation than Su Dashan?

"No, never mind!" someone said.

"But if we don't go back, how will we explain it to my uncle?"

"Yeah, we absolutely can't let that kid get away. Let's go back, all of us attack! I refuse to believe it!"

"Yes, let's go back. We can't let our uncle suffer!"

……

Soon, three cousins ​​turned back.

The remaining two stayed with Su Dashan.

"Brother Dashan, you're really not going back?"

"Let's get the swelling down first!" Su Dashan glanced at Liu Bei, gritted his teeth, and left.

"All right!"

……

This side.

The villagers of Sujia Village were completely baffled.

I don't understand what's wrong with Su Dashan.

They were perfectly fine, but then they just left without a word.

The Su Tianshui family was also very puzzled.

Liu Bei smiled slightly, "Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, you see? Brother Dashan isn't holding it against us anymore!"

"..."

"I really hunted this wild boar myself. There's nothing I can do if you don't believe me. But, since I've already brought it here, taking it back isn't in accordance with the rules. You should just accept it!"

"Are you sure you didn't steal it?" The third brother-in-law still didn't believe it.

"Didn't I tell you? If it was stolen, may I be struck by lightning and have no anus for any of my future children? Brother-in-law, do you believe me now?"

"this……"

Having said all that, the third brother-in-law hesitated and looked at Su Tianshui, "Father-in-law, what do you think of this matter—"

"Liu Bei, even if you didn't steal the wild boar, you're already divorced from my daughter. You're no longer my son-in-law. Would you really be so kind as to send a wild boar? Are you trying to set a trap for the Su family?"

Su Tianshui was skeptical.

"Father-in-law, you're right. Yuehe and I are indeed divorced. It was wrong of me to do that back then. I've regretted it for a long time!"

"But then again, even though Yuehe and I are divorced, our child still carries your blood; she is still your grandchild!"

"Don't you agree with that?"

"Nian'er is my grandson, of course I acknowledge him—"

"That's right!" Liu Bei suddenly interrupted Su Tianshui. "Since you acknowledge her, even though Yuehe and I are divorced, our two families are still relatives!"

"As relatives, how could our Liu family not send a gift for our mother-in-law's 60th birthday? If we didn't, wouldn't outsiders say that our Liu family doesn't know the proper etiquette?"

"Father-in-law, don't you agree?"

"That...that's indeed the logic..."

"See, you've already made sense!" Liu Bei seized the opportunity to continue, "Besides, although Yuehe and I are divorced, as the saying goes, 'A night of marriage brings a hundred nights of kindness.' Even though we're divorced, the affection remains. Otherwise, why would Yuehe stay at home despite the divorce?"

"Since there is affection between us, and you are her parents, aren't you also my parents?"

"As children, how can we not send gifts and offer our congratulations on such a significant family event?"

"We Chinese value etiquette. I'm following these rules; is that wrong?"

"Father-in-law, Mother-in-law, five brothers-in-law, and my sister, don't you agree?"

"this……"

Upon hearing this, Su Tianshui's family didn't know how to refute it and fell silent.

Liu Bei continued speaking,

"Besides, it's my mother-in-law's rare sixtieth birthday. Such an important day should be celebrated in a grand and magnificent way!"

"With this wild boar for the feast, the villagers will eat well and be satisfied, and you two will also look good, won't you?"

"this……"

Su Tianshui became increasingly silent.

Liu Bei is right.

Should we not celebrate my 60th birthday?

If we're going to do it, we should do it in a grand and impressive way, so as not to embarrass the Su family.

Although the Su family was better off than the Liu family...

But it's not so good as to buy a 300-pound wild boar.

If we use that wild boar,

The fact that the villagers are eating well is a source of pride for the Su family...