Reborn at 80: From Village Scoundrel to Billionaire

Chapter 84 Your butt isn't clean, you need to wash it.

A dozen pairs of eyes stared at them simultaneously, each one hostile, and the surrounding air seemed to freeze instantly.

Li Dazhuang's hand unconsciously reached for the hunting rifle at his waist, and fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

Tan Si moved half a step behind Liu Bei, muttering under his breath, "Brother Bei, there are at least a hundred people in Linjia Village. If a fight breaks out, the four of us can't hold our own."

Fan Ha'er, however, leaped in front of Liu Bei, rolled up his sleeves, and shouted loudly at the surrounding Linjia Village villagers:

"Who dares to touch my Brother Bei? I'll smash their balls in!"

As he spoke, he actually clenched his fist and gestured twice in front of his crotch.

"..."

For a moment, the threshing ground was deathly silent.

Immediately afterwards, the men of Linjia Village turned pale.

"Damn it, what is this idiot saying?"

"He said he was going to beat us to a pulp..."

"This is outrageous! People from other villages are coming to our Linjia Village to cause trouble, and they even threatened us... to hit our balls?"

……

Upon hearing this, the villagers were furious, and instantly more than a dozen men clenched their fists and tried to surround them.

Seeing this, Lin Weijun's lips curled up, and he was overjoyed.

That's so well said!

That idiot is so sensible!

The villagers were still hesitant, but after that fool shouted like that, who could sit still?

Fan Ha'er, you silly goose, you're really my good helper!

Liu Bei, you dare to touch my brother? Heh heh, this time, you and your idiot childhood friend can just wait to die!

Hahaha!

Just as Lin Weijun was overjoyed, Liu Bei pulled Fan Ha'er behind him.

Then, facing alone with more than a dozen pairs of hostile eyes, he remained calm and said:

"Fellow villagers."

Liu Bei pointed to Fan Ha'er behind him.

"My brother here is a fool. Everyone in Da Liu Town knows that. He never thinks before he speaks. If you think it's respectable or honorable to argue with a fool, aren't you afraid of being laughed at by other villages..."

After a pause, Liu Bei shrugged and said with a smile,

"I don't care."

"..."

Upon hearing this, the men at the front stopped in their tracks.

Liu Bei is right.

Fan Ha'er is a notorious idiot.

Fighting an idiot is dishonorable if you win, and even more shameful if you lose.

If word gets out, won't the people in the neighboring villages laugh their heads off?

"Is he...is he really stupid?" a villager whispered to the person next to him.

"Can't you tell if someone's stupid just by looking at their eyes?"

Upon hearing this, everyone turned to look at Fan Ha'er.

Fan Ha'er stared wide-eyed, his left hand clenched into a fist, his right hand gesturing in front of his crotch, yelling, "Come on! Who goes first? I'll blow theirs out first!"

"..."

The villagers of Linjia Village looked at each other for a while and then shook their heads.

What a fool.

They're all normal people, why argue with idiots? It's shameful!

In an instant, the dozen or so men took a few steps back, and their hostility dissipated by more than half.

"Um?"

Upon seeing this, Lin Weijun frowned.

"Hmph! Fine. He's just an idiot. If we don't want to hit him, we don't have to. As long as Liu Bei gets hit, that's all that matters!!!"

"Fellow villagers! Don't be fooled by this man surnamed Liu's words!"

"He got my older brother arrested, and now he's come all this way to Linjia Village to sell wild boar meat, beat me up, and even try to make money off Linjia Village! Do you think Liu Bei even cares about Linjia Village anymore? If we don't teach him a lesson today, what will people from other villages think of us? They'll just say that people from Linjia Village are all cowards, spineless, and easy to bully! How will we ever be able to face anyone again?"

"Boom!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the villagers who had just retreated surrounded him again, and several of them turned cold and hard again.

"He's not wrong..."

"To assault someone and then try to make money from it is truly outrageous."

……

Upon hearing this, Liu Bei remained calm and composed, saying:

"I did hit Lin Weiguo. And that's why I'm in detention!"

"But do you know what caused it?"

After a pause, Liu Bei raised his voice.

"It all started when Lin Weiguo asked my ex-wife, Lin Wanqiu, for 100 yuan. My Wanqiu refused to give it to him. So he threatened her in public and even tried to hit her."

"Folks, Lin Weiguo is Wanqiu's cousin. As the old saying goes, blood is thicker than water. He, as her cousin, couldn't borrow money, and then tried to beat her in front of everyone. Tell me, does he have any sense of brotherhood? Does he have any family affection? Is he even human?"

"..."

The villagers all frowned.

Liu Bei continued speaking,

"Folks, Wanqiu is my ex-wife. Although we are divorced, she did live with me for a few years. Now someone is trying to beat her in front of me. Do you think I can just stand by and watch?"

"No! Of course not. Otherwise, what kind of person would I be? A coward? So I went to stop them. In the process, I accidentally injured Lin Weiguo. Later, after the police arrived and understood the situation, they took Lin Weiguo away. But neither Wanqiu nor I were detained by the police."

Why?

"Because the police officers are making arrests based on law! They're not arresting people arbitrarily!"

"If you think the police made a mistake in arresting people? Or if you think you know more about the law than the police officers?"

"Then I'll go to the town's police station and ask the officers to come and talk to you properly."

"..."

Silence fell over the threshing ground.

Comparing explanations with those of the police officers?

Who would dare?

Immediately, the villagers looked at each other, and one by one, they backed away.

"Oh well... Lin Wei's family's mess, let them deal with it themselves."

"Exactly. It's not worth getting into trouble by sticking up for their family."

"Let's go, let's not watch anymore."

Instantly, the villagers dispersed.

"Fellow villagers, don't leave!" Lin Weijun shouted anxiously, "You surnamed Liu! Don't think you can get away with just talking! You...you're not clean at all!"

Liu Bei looked at him and said, "What's wrong with my ass? You haven't even cleaned your own ass properly, so what right do you have to ask your fellow villagers for help?"

"You're talking nonsense!" Lin Weijun's face flushed red. "Where is my butt dirty?"

Fan Ha'er's eyes widened, and he said seriously, "Don't you know you have poop on your butt and didn't wipe it clean?"

"You...you're talking nonsense!"

Li Dazhuang crossed his arms, looking on with an expression of anticipation: "Whether it's true or not, just turn around and see for yourself!"

Tan Si pinched his nose and fanned his hand. "It stinks! Brother, you really didn't clean yourself properly. You need to wash!"

If one person says this, it might be a lie, but if two or three people all say it, you might have to believe it.

Lin Weijun subconsciously turned his head to look at his own backside.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Fan Ha'er laughed so hard he squatted down on the ground.

Li Dazhuang laughed so hard he bent over.

Tan Si laughed so hard he slapped his thigh.

The villagers around them twitched their lips a few times at this moment.

Lin Weijun then realized he had been tricked.

"Fan Ha'er!!! I'll kill you!"

As he spoke, he threw a punch at Fan Ha'er.

"Click~"

Liu Bei grabbed Lin Weijun's wrist and flung it outwards.

"Da da da~"

Lin Weijun staggered back several steps before regaining his balance.

Liu Bei withdrew his hand and looked at Lin Weijun.

"Lin Weijun, the police will handle your brother's matter according to the law. If you disagree with the outcome, you can appeal to the police station. But if you lay a hand on him again..."

He paused for a moment, looking into Lin Weijun's eyes.

"Next time, I won't just grab your wrist."

"You..." Lin Weijun gritted his teeth, but he didn't dare to go forward again.

Liu Bei withdrew his gaze and turned to face the villagers who were still on the threshing ground.

"Fellow villagers!"

"My ex-wife, Lin Wanqiu, is a girl from your Linjia Village. Although we are divorced, she was raised by Linjia Village. I, Liu Bei, will remember this kindness of raising me."

As he spoke, he walked to the tractor, ripped off the burlap sack, and revealed the two-hundred-pound sow.

"I'm not selling this wild boar today. I'm giving it away to the villagers of Linjia Village for free. Consider it my way of repaying Linjia Village for the nurturing I received from them!"

"What?"

"free?"

"A 200-pound wild boar given away for free?"

The villagers all turned their heads in unison.

"Really?"

"Two hundred pounds...that's several pounds for one family!"

"These days, who can afford to eat wild boar meat every day? Besides, it's practically free! Anyone who doesn't want it is a fool!"

In an instant, the atmosphere at the grain-drying ground completely changed.

The hostile look in their eyes just moments ago instantly transformed into anticipation and delight.

"but--"

Liu Bei changed the subject, raising a finger.

"I have a favor to ask of you all here."