Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 28 The Realm of a Foodie
As soon as Wang Aiguo returned to the table, You Jiang and the others trembled and clutched their bowls.
"Um... Brother Sanbai, how about we have separate meals?" Huang Gang shouted excitedly.
What nonsense about separate meals? Do Chinese people even have separate meals?
However, Wang Aiguo did not refuse immediately. Instead, he smiled and nodded, saying, "Okay, okay, then we'll each have a plate of food. I'll eat this plate of meat."
"Wait, I've thought about it, and Chinese people shouldn't use the separate-serving system. We must preserve Chinese traditions," Huang Gang said righteously, grabbing Wang Aiguo's hand.
Haha, what a strong will to survive!
....
Even so, Wang Aiguo's problem remained unresolved; he was still hungry.
"In ancient times, people joined the army to make sure they had enough to eat. But it's strange, even if I joined the army, I still wouldn't have enough to eat," Wang Aiguo said helplessly while lying in his dormitory.
Everyone in the dormitory looked at Wang Aiguo with complicated expressions. They could tell that Wang Aiguo's appetite had indeed grown rather large. In the army, although steamed buns were plentiful, firstly, he was from the south and didn't eat steamed buns much, and secondly, there really wasn't enough vegetables for him.
However, no one wanted to help him, since he already ate two or three times the amount of a normal person. If he wanted to lose weight, the first thing they would have to do was reduce the size of his stomach.
After thinking for a moment, Xiao Tian, who was sleeping on top of him, couldn't help but ask, "Three hundred, I want to ask, what's the most you can eat at once?"
"Hmph." Wang Aiguo snorted coldly, then raised a finger.
Everyone was taken aback. After a moment, Xiao Tian cautiously asked, "One ton?"
"What you're talking about is an elephant," Wang Aiguo said speechlessly.
"So what does it mean that you're holding up one finger?"
"Keep eating!" Wang Aiguo said calmly.
The surroundings were completely silent; this answer was somewhat inhuman.
.......
The lunch break had already begun, and Wang Aiguo quickly closed his eyes and started snoring.
The snoring was so deafening that everyone had gotten used to it. However, just as everyone was preparing to fall asleep to the sound of Wang Aiguo's snoring, it suddenly stopped.
Everyone was startled, and a chill ran through them.
"What's going on?"
The next moment, everyone saw Wang Aiguo, who was lying down, suddenly roll off the bed and rush towards the door using both hands and feet.
Following Wang Aiguo's gaze, everyone saw him nimbly rush out the door and then grab Old Liu's leg as he walked past.
"Give me a bite of Master Kong braised beef noodles!" Wang Aiguo opened his eyes and called out to Lao Liu.
Old Liu was completely dumbfounded. How the hell did this guy come out after he just walked past his door while making himself a bowl of noodles? The lid of the noodles hadn't even been lifted yet, how did he know it was Master Kong Braised Beef Noodles?
"Brother Sanbai, have you awakened some kind of superpower? How the hell can you smell what this thing is from five meters away?"
Everyone in the dormitory was stunned by Wang Aiguo's sudden and fierce actions.
After a moment of stunned silence, You Jiang asked, "Did he open his eyes when he crawled out just now?"
"Holy crap, I really underestimated foodies. This foodie is starving, who knows what crazy things he might do!" Huang Gang looked at Wang Aiguo, who was still clinging to Lao Liu's leg, and felt a chill of fear.
He had also thought about getting some instant noodles, but thankfully he didn't.
Old Liu, whose leg was being held, was completely dumbfounded. He wanted to leave, but Wang Aiguo's two hands were like bear paws, and he couldn't pull his leg away at all.
The two remained locked in a stalemate for three minutes. Well, the noodles were ready.
"You're awesome, I'm impressed. Here, have a bite, just one bite." Helpless, Old Liu could only lift the lid of the instant noodles and say to Wang Aiguo.
Wang Aiguo jumped up immediately, his eyes practically glued to Lao Liu's bucket.
"Don't worry, I'll just have one bite."
Wang Aiguo grinned and took the fork, sticking it into the noodles.
Then Lao Liu looked at the bucket of noodles, which was only a third full, with a shocked expression.
"What the hell are you using, a fork or a shovel?!" Old Liu cursed angrily, only to find that Wang Aiguo was nowhere to be seen when he turned around.
As expected, Wang Aiguo kept his word. After finishing his meal, he ignored Lao Liu and immediately climbed back into bed to sleep. When Lao Liu looked back, he found Wang Aiguo already snoring.
"This is outrageous... Aren't you guys going to do anything about it?" Old Liu shouted at Huang Gang and the others.
A group of people looked at Old Liu with pity. Xiao Tian sighed and said, "You should leave. If you don't leave now, the remaining third will be gone too."
Old Liu: "..."
……
Back in his dorm room, Lao Liu looked at his less than half-full bucket of braised beef noodles and said angrily, "It's not scary to be a glutton like a pig; what's scary is that a glutton like a pig also has a dog's sense of smell."
"Who told you to insist on using the hot water heater outside? Can't you learn from me and fill a thermos with boiling water to make your noodles in the dorm?" The leader said, tearing open the instant noodle cup and pouring in some boiling water.
Fifteen seconds later, Wang Aiguo appeared at the entrance of the cult leader's dormitory with his eyes closed.
A minute later, the cult leader sat on the bed, holding a bucket of noodles that was only a third full, looking utterly hopeless.
"Damn it, what's even scarier than a foodie with a dog's sense of smell is that this foodie also has a hippo's shamelessness. What's with this shamelessness? And how did they even find out I was eating instant noodles from two dorm rooms away?! Aaaaaah, I'm going crazy!"
That day, Team 12, Section 3, adopted an unwritten rule: when eating instant noodles, please stay at least ten meters away from Wang Aiguo. Otherwise, be prepared to be robbed.
.......
Wang Aiguo's antics shocked the entire 12th team, third district. After his afternoon nap, Wang Aiguo woke up refreshed and excitedly said, "Hey, I don't feel very hungry this morning."
"You've already eaten a bucket and a half of their noodles, how can you still be hungry?" Huang Gang said speechlessly.
Wang Aiguo scratched his head, seemingly vaguely remembering that he had eaten two bites of noodles, but he couldn't quite recall the details.
Then the whole dorm was shocked. They'd seen people sleepwalk before, but they'd never seen someone steal someone else's instant noodles while sleepwalking.
At this moment, Youjiang trembled as he touched the pickled cabbage and beef noodles he had placed behind the blanket, his heart filled with utter silence.
"Damn it, how am I supposed to eat?"
……
At 11 p.m. that night, Grandpa Bi continued his night patrol as required.
After checking the first and second floors, he had just reached the third floor when he heard strange noises.
Grandpa Bi paused for a moment, then asked Jia Qu beside him, "Did you hear anything?"
"I heard it, it sounds like it's coming from the toilet," Jia Qu replied.
The two felt something was off, and then Grandpa Bi took a flashlight and headed to the toilet on the third floor.
When the flashlight was shone inside, it revealed a scene he would never forget, even if he had Alzheimer's.
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