Shipborne Special Forces.

After running out of money, Wang Aiguo gradually began to understand that whether something tastes good or not, whether you like it or not, is all nonsense; when you're starving, everything tastes delicious.

However, eating too many steamed buns can have many side effects. It is unknown whether Wang Aiguo's stomach is not used to steamed buns. He used to have smooth bowel movements, but he gradually became constipated, and constipation became a major problem for him.

The pain of constipation is not just about "a mess of chrysanthemums on the ground," but more importantly... the recruit camp has squat toilets. After squatting on the toilet for half an hour, when Wang Aiguo came out, he felt as if his legs were flashing "double lights."

After squatting for half a day, Wang Aiguo crawled back to bed with unsteady steps and began to groan in pain.

"Miracle doctor, my good miracle doctor, you're a top student from a university of traditional Chinese medicine, do you have any solutions for constipation?"

The doctor on the upper bunk looked down at Wang Aiguo, who was lying on the bed feeling like he was dying, and frowned slightly: "Are you exaggerating?"

"Damn it, guess why I'm sleeping face down instead of lying down?" Wang Aiguo said irritably.

The dormitory fell silent for a moment. In the quiet darkness, everyone looked at each other in bewilderment. After a long while, the monk spoke up: "Um, I'd also like to know, are there any methods to relieve constipation?"

"You're constipated too?"

The monk lifted the blanket, looked at his lower body, and then nodded with a complicated expression, saying, "A little bit."

"Okay, actually constipation is quite easy to solve. I learned it before. When you're constipated, just pat the top of your head three times."

"Is it that simple?" Wang Aiguo asked doubtfully.

The miracle doctor nodded: "Why don't you try it?"

.......

The next morning, Grandpa Bi got up feeling refreshed. He felt he had slept well the night before, so he got up at 5:30 a.m.

With a little time before wake-up time, Grandpa Bi decided to check the floor. Anyway, it was 5:30, Wang Aiguo and the others shouldn't be up yet, so nothing strange should happen, right?

With this in mind, Grandpa Bi went up to the third floor. As soon as he got to the top, he heard a strange pattering sound coming from the third-floor bathroom.

Grandpa Bi was taken aback, then curiously approached the toilet door and cautiously peered inside.

As soon as he peered inside, Grandpa Bi saw Wang Aiguo squatting in the toilet.

To be honest, Grandpa Bi considers himself a man who has seen a lot in life, so he wouldn't be surprised to see anything in the toilet. After all, he's seen people smoking in toilets, and even eating instant noodles.

But he was still startled by Wang Aiguo, because it was the first time he had ever seen someone squatting on the toilet, frantically slapping their forehead. The expression was so ferocious, it was as if they wanted to slap themselves to death.

"Sanbai, what are you doing? Trying to commit suicide?" Grandpa Bi finally couldn't hold back any longer and went into the bathroom to ask Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo looked up and saw that it was Grandpa Bi. He immediately said somewhat awkwardly, "No, it was the miracle doctor who said that this can cure constipation."

"This is the first time I've heard of constipation being treated like this. If I didn't know, I'd think you were practicing Iron Head Kung Fu."

No sooner had he finished speaking than Grandpa Bi heard a roar coming from the pit next to Wang Aiguo, followed by a loud 'bang'.

Grandpa Bi was startled, instinctively thinking someone had been flushed away by the toilet. But when he reached the second stall, he discovered that the person squatting on the stall was a martial arts monk, and he even had half a brick in his hand.

The monk and Grandpa Bi exchanged a glance, neither speaking for a moment. After a while, the monk grinned foolishly: "Captain, I'm also constipated, so I'm just practicing my Iron Head Kung Fu while I'm at it..."

"You guys continue, pretend I was never here." Grandpa Bi clutched his chest and left the bathroom. Now, he only had one thought in his mind: to hurry back to his room and take some heart medicine.

Who says going to bed early and waking up early is good for your health? In this group of 12, waking up early is definitely detrimental to physical and mental health, and in severe cases, it can even lead to myocardial infarction!

Cherish life, stay away from the third floor.

.......

After a morning of banging, Wang Aiguo felt dizzy and lightheaded, as did the martial monk. One of them banged on his skull over three hundred times, almost shattering it. The other was even more impressive, breaking eight bricks in a row.

Both of them felt they were almost proficient in Iron Head Kung Fu, but they weren't happy at all, because they weren't there to practice Iron Head Kung Fu; they just wanted to cure their constipation.

"Miracle doctor, will your method really work?" Wang Aiguo asked the miracle doctor with a pained expression.

The doctor looked at the two of them, unsure of what to say for a moment. He could only explain, "This is what my teacher said. I haven't tried it myself to see if it really works."

"Wait a minute, I've noticed something. Why are only the monk and I constipated? Why aren't you guys constipated?" Wang Aiguo looked at the doctor and the others with a puzzled expression.

Wang Aiguo's words left everyone somewhat puzzled. They looked at Wang Aiguo and the martial monks, carefully comparing their lifestyles to those of Wang Aiguo and the martial monks.

They eventually came to the conclusion that they were still eating a bucket of instant noodles every day, while Wang Aiguo and the monk, because their wallets had been confiscated, could no longer afford instant noodles.

After comprehensive analysis, Wang Aiguo came to an answer—gutter oil can treat constipation.

As for why it's gutter oil, it's mainly because the convenience stores sell only counterfeit products. Brands like Kang Shuai Fu, Xiangbalao, and Hong Niu are all among them.

For treating constipation, we use Kangshuaifu brand gutter oil, and the effect is amazing!

....

As usual, we ran 3,000 meters in the morning. Of course, this was a privilege reserved for those who failed the 3,000-meter test; everyone else just had to run two laps as a formality.

Although the monk passed the test once, it was only a temporary burst of performance. In the second test, he regained his "high score" of 14 minutes and 10 seconds. So he could only grit his teeth and continue to run the 3,000 meters with Wang Aiguo.

The morning 3,000-meter race used to consist of just Wang Aiguo and You Jiang, but now that You Jiang is in the hospital, Wang Aiguo has to run it by himself.

Wang Aiguo and the martial monk ran side by side at a slow pace, and the two could still talk to each other. For a while, Wang Aiguo didn't feel particularly pained.

However, as he ran, the monk sensed something was amiss and said to Wang Aiguo, "Sanbai, can you check if I've put my pants on properly today? Why do I feel a bit uneasy?"

"That's weird? What could be weird about your pants? Did you forget to wear underwear?"

"You're the one not wearing underwear, hurry up and check for me," the monk said irritably.

We should help our comrades out of their troubles, after all, it's about camaraderie!

So Wang Aiguo quickly slowed down and retreated behind the monk.

But what he saw left Wang Aiguo completely stunned. The scene was rather horrifying!