Shipborne Special Forces.
Chapter 53 Can't you guys play something normal?
Looking at Grandpa Bi, Wang Aiguo didn't know what to say for a moment. To be honest, he was really wronged in this mess. But the pot was too big, and he and the monk were completely trapped, unable to even flip it over.
Grandpa Bi's roar echoed through the sky, waking up many female soldiers in the nearby women's building. In their drowsy state, they opened their windows and looked towards Team 12.
The next moment, everyone was stunned.
The captain of the female soldiers' team looked at the group of new recruits, who were just wearing their underwear like they had the day before, with a bewildered expression.
"Did I open the window wrong?" After thinking for a moment, the female soldier captain closed the window and then opened it again.
This time, when the window was opened, the scene finally changed somewhat. However, these changes did not improve the situation; instead, they led to something even more terrifying.
The group of "perverts" wearing only underwear hadn't decreased in number, and some curry-colored liquid had appeared at the building entrance.
"What the hell is this thing?" The female soldier captain was stunned for a while, then a gust of wind came, and she began to understand what this thing was.
At first, she thought the new recruits in Team 12 had unlocked some strange hobby, but now she realized that they hadn't unlocked any weird attributes, but were forced into it once again.
Many female soldiers had opened the windows, and they were all discussing the situation with great enthusiasm when a gust of wind blew in. Everyone's expression changed drastically, and the next moment they frantically slammed the windows shut.
This shocking event stunned the brigade leader once again. Soon after, the brigade leader arrived again on his 28-inch bicycle.
Then, riding in the same spot as yesterday, the captain showed the same expression as yesterday.
Yesterday, he came here shocked by a group of perverts wearing only their underwear. Today, he was not only shocked by the same group of perverts again, but also stunned by the pile of "Golden Stream" on the ground.
The brigade leader stood there for a long time before saying to Grandpa Bi, "Can't you guys play something normal? Even if it's not normal, don't you fucking play with shit!"
Grandpa Bi: "......"
New recruit: "..."
"You think we want to play this game? We don't want to either! Playing with shit, it's really shitty!"
.......
Years later, someone asked Grandpa Bi and the brigade leader why they applied for demobilization in 12.
Even now that he's retired, Grandpa Bi can still remember what happened that day. It was a sunny midday, and he was sitting in his office making a phone call.
Suddenly, a roar ripped through the air. As he hurriedly pushed open the door, he decided to get dressed and go downstairs.
The captain would then tremble and say, "That day, he saw a group of perverts wearing only their underwear standing in front of the building, and the wind blowing in his face was full of the 'fragrance' of excrement."
That was the day they decided to leave the army. Because they felt that staying any longer might really lead to disaster!
.......
Sewage pipes are different from water pipes; they don't have a main valve because the flow rate shouldn't be very high. But for some reason, the sewage pipes in the 12th team building were spewing out excrement like they were on steroids.
Twenty minutes later, Wang Aiguo remembered something. The flushing pump they were using was sensor-operated. In other words, it would only stop automatically when the water flow accumulated to a certain level.
The burst sewage pipe couldn't hold any water, so the flush pump kept flushing the toilet, over and over again.
Then Grandpa Bi kicked Wang Aiguo, yelling, "What the hell are you doing? Hurry up and turn off the sluice gate!"
"Yes." Only then did Wang Aiguo jog to close the sluice gate.
Half an hour later, the "Golden Flow" stopped, but still no one was willing to go into the building. The building was now a giant cesspool; they didn't have any hobby of shoveling latrines, so why would they go in?
After exchanging glances for a moment, everyone finally turned their attention to Wang Aiguo and the martial monk.
"Aren't you going inside to check the situation?" Grandpa Bi said irritably.
Wang Aiguo and the monk were both in an awkward position. They didn't want to do this job either, but if they didn't, who would?
So the two of them stuffed tissues into their noses and, with a "do-or-die" determination, rushed into the building.
To be fair, the damage wasn't severe. But what he saw inside was something Wang Aiguo would never forget.
The "Golden Flow" appeared during lunch break, and most of the quick-reacting people rushed out. However, there were always some people who were either sleeping soundly or slow to react.
By the time the group realized what was happening, they were already surrounded by excrement. So when Wang Aiguo and the martial monk entered the building, they found a group of people struggling to survive on a deserted island, suffering terribly from the stench.
"We might not be able to stay in this recruit camp," Wang Aiguo and the martial monk thought to themselves at the same time.
.......
In the evening, when the battalion commander of Chenyang New Recruit Camp read Grandpa Bi's report on the incident, he suddenly felt as if a monkey had hit him on the back of the head with a stick.
According to regulations, officers below the regimental level, even those at the battalion level like Grandpa Bi, are not allowed to have a room to themselves.
But now, two new recruits can not only live in a room by themselves, but they can even live in an entire building by themselves.
These people were none other than Wang Aiguo and the martial monk. The reason they lived in the same building was simple: the building was now a giant latrine. No one would go in, let alone clean it.
So he and the monks took on this glorious task and cleaned the building.
Grandpa Bi gave them three days. During these three days, they didn't need to participate in any training; they just had to do one thing—clean the building.
As per Grandpa Bi's instructions, the two of them had to clean up even the bits of excrement in the cracks of the floorboards.
In response, Wang Aiguo and the monk decided to go to the convenience store and bring back a box of toothbrushes, specifically the hard-bristled kind.
Meanwhile, everyone from Team 12 returned to their original building.
The group followed Grandpa Bi back to the old building. As soon as they stepped into the dilapidated building, everyone couldn't help but sigh.
They complained about this old and run-down place every day, and finally moved away, but they came back in less than three days.
This incident left a significant mark on the history of Chenyang Recruit Camp, and is known as the "Shit-Exploding Incident".
While other teams were sympathizing with the plight of Team 12, little did they know that something even more unfortunate than Team 12 had already emerged.
Even worse off is Team 13, which lives right next to Team 12's building.
The National Day holiday was over, and although the weather had cooled down a bit, it was still quite hot. In this sweltering heat, the female soldiers didn't even dare open the windows. The smell emanating from the 12th Company was just too damn strong.
"I'll fucking kill those two idiots sooner or later!" A female soldier, a weightlifting champion from a sports school, rose up and formed the "King-Slaying Monk Alliance."
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