Shipborne Special Forces.

Upon hearing the voice, Wang Aiguo and the martial monk were both startled. Calling their names was normal, but what was abnormal was that the voice wasn't a man's.

Indeed, the voice coming from outside the building, though booming, was definitely a woman's voice.

Wang Aiguo and the martial monk exchanged a glance, and then both saw confusion on each other's faces.

"Weren't we looking for you?" they both asked in unison.

But after saying that, the two of them wanted to slap themselves. Hadn't it been clearly announced outside that they were the two people they were looking for?

After thinking it over, Wang Aiguo and the monk decided to go downstairs to check, since it's basic courtesy to answer when someone calls you.

As they walked downstairs, Wang Aiguo and the martial monk were both taken aback. They saw more than twenty female soldiers standing outside the building, none of whom they recognized.

Just as the two were wondering, a burly female soldier with a tall and straight posture, who moved with the force of a thousand troops, stepped forward, put her hands on her hips, and shouted to the two, "We are the Alliance of the King-Slaying Monk."

"Wang Seng? Who's that?" Wang Aiguo and the martial monk were even more confused. Who was Wang Seng? Was he here?

The other person, hands on hips, shouted, "Stop playing dumb! I'm talking about you two, Wang Aiguo and the martial monk!"

"So, the two of us together are called Wang Seng? Wow, should we form a group and debut as a group?" Wang Aiguo said to the martial monk with a faint smile.

The two monks shrugged. Although they knew the group of female soldiers were looking for them, and their name had been revealed—the King-Slaying Monk Alliance—they weren't really worried about a group of girls.

What? These girls aren't going to eat the two of them, are they?

Seeing that the two showed no fear, the girl in the lead became even angrier. She walked straight up to the monk and shouted, "My name is Wang Bao, but everyone likes to call me Sister Bao."

"Oh, Sister Leopard, nice to meet you. Well, we're both pretty busy, so if there's nothing else, we'll head back to work," the monk said calmly, his face showing no emotion.

Sister Leopard puffed out her cheeks and shouted angrily, "Happy? Happy my foot! Who the hell wants to know you two? I'm here on behalf of all the female soldiers in our 13th team to demand an explanation!"

"Um... let's make this clear first, this is our first time meeting. If you're all pregnant, don't come looking for us, we won't take the blame." The monk pondered for a moment before saying this.

Leopard Sister was so angry she almost died on the spot. What the hell is this about getting pregnant? This is a recruit camp, how could she get pregnant? And who do you think you are? How can you get over a hundred female soldiers pregnant?

Leopard Sister's face turned pale and then purple with anger, and then suddenly she kicked the monk hard in the groin.

Wang Aiguo, who was standing next to the monk, saw Sister Leopard kick and was so frightened that he rushed to stop her. But before he could move, Sister Leopard had already kicked the monk in the groin.

However, something unexpected happened. Wang Aiguo had expected the monk to "die" on the spot, or at least collapse and not get up. But to his surprise, the monk remained motionless, as if nothing had happened. Meanwhile, Sister Leopard was playing "cockfighting" on the side, hugging her own leg.

"What the hell are you hiding in your crotch? Why is it so hard?" Sister Leopard cried out, tears streaming down her face.

The monk shrugged, spread his hands, and said helplessly, "I didn't hide anything."

"Holy crap, how did you do that?" This time it was Wang Aiguo who asked.

Nothing worked, yet it blocked Sister Leopard's thunderous kick. How did it do that?

At this moment, the monk slowly smiled, revealing a set of white teeth.

"Iron Crotch Kung Fu, an elective course at Shaolin Temple."

Wang Aiguo: "..."

Leopard Sister: "..."

The female soldiers: "..."

What kind of elective course is this? Should we issue you a graduation certificate?

.......

When the female soldiers saw that Sister Leopard had suffered a loss, they couldn't sit still any longer and immediately came forward to try to surround Wang Aiguo and the martial monk.

Despite being outnumbered, Wang Aiguo and the monk remained calm. They calmly pulled out two iron buckets from behind them, filled with excrement.

"Think carefully about the consequences if you're looking for trouble with us." The two men put the metal bucket on the ground, their expressions unusually calm.

A group of female soldiers looked at the two iron buckets in front of Wang Aiguo and the martial monk, and their expressions changed instantly.

"You...you two..." Sister Leopard was so angry that she pointed at the two of them but couldn't speak for a long time.

Wang Aiguo sighed deeply, then said to Sister Leopard and the others, "Alright, I know why you've come, and I know we've wronged you. But there's really nothing I can do about the smell. All I can say is that we'll deal with this excrement as soon as possible. As for the smell, how about my brother and I chip in to buy you some air freshener?"

Hearing Wang Aiguo's words, the female soldiers softened their stance. Sister Leopard didn't argue, essentially accepting Wang Aiguo's solution. Of course, the two iron buckets full of excrement in front of Wang Aiguo and the martial monk had a significant deterrent effect.

When faced with excrement, one has no choice but to bow one's head.

Ten minutes later, when Wang Aiguo and the martial monk arrived at the female soldiers' building with the purchased "air freshener," all the female soldiers were dumbfounded.

Looking at the more than twenty bottles of Raid in Wang Aiguo's hand, Sister Leopard was momentarily speechless.

Wang Aiguo smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, the convenience store really doesn't have any air freshener, so I bought you the closest thing I could find."

What the hell is the closest thing to radar and air freshener? Are they the same thing?

"Hehe, what goes around comes around, we'll see." Sister Leopard turned and led the group away, not forgetting to take the radar from Wang Aiguo's hand before leaving.

Wang Aiguo and the martial monk gave a wry smile. What could they do? They were helpless too.

.......

Wang Aiguo and the martial monk didn't know how they got through those three days; the cleanup process was extremely arduous. Because the building was filled with excrement, they could only use brooms to clean up the large pieces of excrement first, and then push the water out of the building little by little.

After finishing, I used a toothbrush to clean all the gaps, and finally washed the entire building with laundry detergent.

During this process, they turned on all the electric fans in the building to disperse the smell of excrement. However, this caused great trouble for the female soldiers next door. For three days, the female soldiers did not open their windows. They would rather die of heat in the room than die of the stench.

However, they underestimated the power of excrement. Even with the windows closed, they could still clearly smell it. Therefore, they kept wondering whether they had fallen asleep on their own or had been knocked unconscious by the stench.

All these blames were placed on Wang Aiguo and the martial monk, leaving Wang Aiguo and the martial monk speechless. As the saying goes, what could they do? They were helpless too.