Shipborne Special Forces.

Chapter 71 Are you even human?!

Upon hearing the news, everyone in Team 12 was stunned for a full minute before erupting into a frenzy of cheers.

Well, showering with girls, even at different times, is still the same public bathhouse. What if you find some underwear or bras...? Just thinking about it made someone's nose bleed.

Yes, the first one to get a nosebleed was a martial monk.

"Monk, you are a monk, yet you have such a despicable heart. Don't you feel ashamed?" Right General couldn't help but say to the monk.

The monk rolled his eyes at You Jiang and said coldly, "I've already left the monastic life. Besides, you're the one with the perverted thoughts. I'm just genuinely angry!"

"You better put the sword in your lower body before you talk, damn it, it's already stabbed me!" The divine doctor shouted, cursing, standing in front of the monk.

Then he was knocked unconscious by a monk's chop to the neck.

Yes, only at times like this can this guy's fighting prowess be truly revealed.

....

Originally, the showers were to be taken in the order of the teams, but all 12 teams voted and decided with a 100% approval rate that the female soldiers' team would shower first.

Team 12 was the second team to follow the female soldiers in washing.

When they heard the news, two teams were furious. One was Team 14, who had gone from second to third. Following a bunch of men to defend them—damn, that's a bit much.

Another team that's furious is Team 11. They originally wanted to make Team 12 eat farts, but now they're going to have to eat farts from more than a dozen teams. Just thinking about it is enough to drive them crazy.

The biggest winner was Team 12. At this moment, taking a shower had become everyone's greatest expectation, even more so than their expectation of a day off.

Soon, the showers began. While the girls from Team 13 went to shower, all the boys peered out the window.

Normally, when I see female soldiers, they all have their hair up and wear hats, standing in neat rows. Now, with their hair down, they look like beautiful young women.

"I think I might have to get up tonight to change my underwear! And maybe more than one pair!" the doctor said with a stern expression.

"Hmph, kidney deficiency..." the martial monk retorted without hesitation.

"That damn monk..." everyone thought to themselves, cursing.

To be honest, if the monks' fighting skills weren't so off the charts, they would have already gone in.

However, only Wang Aiguo, without the slightest fear, walked behind the monk and said loudly, "Hey, don't break the water pipes again this time."

Monk: "..."

"Do you think it's appropriate for you to shift the blame to me at a time like this?"

"Suitable." Wang Aiguo nodded firmly, and then spat in the monk's face the instant he made his move.

"Aaaaaah, you 300 bastards, I'll kill you!" the monk shouted frantically, spitting out a mouthful of phlegm.

……

The female soldiers washed for half an hour, and everyone waited for half an hour. When the female soldiers returned, everyone's eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Just as some people with ill intentions were about to whistle at the girls, everyone suddenly noticed that there was another person downstairs.

Who else but Grandpa Bi would dare to go downstairs at a time like this?

Grandpa Bi greeted Captain Mo of the female soldiers' team with a cheerful smile, and then continued to watch with a smile as all the female soldiers walked past him one by one, calling out to Grandpa Bi affectionately.

However, Wang Aiguo clearly saw that every time a girl walked past Grandpa Bi, Grandpa Bi took a breath.

"This... this is an abuse of power! I'm going to file a complaint! File a complaint! At your age, is this appropriate? Is this appropriate?!"

Everyone was filled with apologies to Grandpa Bi's entire family, and secretly gave him the middle finger as well.

Grandpa Bi, prepare to be challenged!

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Hundreds of people giving each other the middle finger; I wonder if that has a curse effect.

.......

After the female soldiers left, the members of Team 12 rushed to the bathhouse like mad dogs.

The one leading the way was a martial monk. At this moment, the martial monk didn't even care about Wang Aiguo and rushed into the bathhouse without regard for anything else.

Not long after the monks rushed in, everyone else followed suit.

Honestly, if a team running race were held at this time, Team 12 would definitely leave the entire group far behind.

These energetic students are beings that can even surpass a Super Saiyan who's been injected with adrenaline!

The monk charged into the bathhouse first, followed by the rest of the group.

As soon as they entered, everyone began to breathe heavily.

"I feel the vitality of life, Mother! I have found the meaning of my life!" The miracle doctor knelt down without saying a word, his eyes filled with excitement.

Wang Aiguo looked at the group of people, completely bewildered.

"Um, is it really necessary to get so worked up? You guys should calm down, I'm afraid you'll have a heart attack if you get too excited."

"Tch, you fatso, what do you know?"

"Yeah, yeah, I want to really smell the scent of your juices, ahhh, it feels so good."

"Wait, sister juice? Shouldn't that stuff be very fishy?" Wang Aiguo asked again.

"Get out!" the crowd shouted in unison.

Soon, all the members of Team 12 rushed in, and the first thing everyone did upon entering was to take a deep breath as fast as they could.

However, now that there are more people, after taking a couple of puffs, some people noticed a problem. Where's the promised fragrant girl? Why does this puff smell a bit bad???

Everyone looked around, their faces filled with confusion.

At this moment, the monk turned around awkwardly and said with a forced smile, "Sorry, I just farted."

Everyone: "..."

It has to be said, besides their incredible fighting skills, even their farts are incredibly powerful. This bathhouse can hold hundreds of people at once, it's huge. And in such a large bathhouse, a single fart from a monk can cover everything. Seriously... is this even human?

"Brothers, I can't hold back anymore, let's beat him up!" You Jiang shouted among the crowd.

Then the monks were submerged in a vast sea of ​​people.

……

While the commotion was raging in the bathhouse, far away in Kyoto, in the office of General Wang Weihua, a handsome man under thirty stood before him.

"Xiao Shen, I have a task for you. You're going to be transferred to the Morning Sun Recruit Camp in Q City, where you'll serve as the deputy captain for a few months."

The boy called Xiao Shen looked at Wang Weihua with a bewildered expression and asked, "Teacher, why do I have to go there? Did I do something wrong?"

"No, no, no, you're not wrong, I'm the one who's wrong," Wang Weihua said repeatedly.

Xiao Shen was startled. Usually, being told something like that would be considered sarcastic. The next moment, Xiao Shen began frantically recalling his behavior over the past few days, trying to figure out if he had offended Wang Weihua in any way.

However, before he could think of an answer, Wang Weihua said, "My biggest mistake was sending my grandson into the army."

Xiao Shen: "..."

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