Shipborne Special Forces.

Chapter 97 Can you guys be normal?

"Damn it, I acknowledge you! I'm willing to admit you're the strongest right now. This is the first time I've ever encountered someone like the person next door who was taking a dump and splashed water all over my butt!" the monk shouted viciously.

Right Jiang was stunned. He had indeed acted impulsively, but he hadn't expected it to be so powerful!

"Wait a minute, something feels off. Don't you think there's more water in the drain?" You lowered your head and looked at the pool, asking in confusion.

After hearing what the right-hand man said, the monk also realized the problem. Logically speaking, even if the neighbor splashed water with great force, it shouldn't have splashed on him unless there was a lot of water here.

The two looked down and saw that the water was indeed slowly rising, and they panicked.

"Holy crap, what's going on?" The monk and the right-hand man quickly pulled up their pants and then jumped out of the pit.

"What the hell is this? What happened?" the monk cried out in terror.

You Jiang was also confused; he didn't know what had happened.

"Wait a minute, is it because your constipation is too severe?" The monk looked at Youjiang in shock.

He rolled his eyes so hard they almost reached the sky. Have you ever seen a toilet clogged with feces?

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and take a look ahead." With that, You Jiang took three steps in two and reached the sewer outlet. After just one glance, You Jiang immediately knew where the problem lay.

You Jiang turned his head to look at the monk, his face calm.

"Venerable monk, didn't you just tell me you only had one egg?"

The monk was taken aback, looked down at the drain, and then he was shocked. So that's why the drainage was slowing down—it was because two hard-boiled eggs were blocking the drain, slowing the flow.

"No way." The monk subconsciously touched his pocket, and sure enough, he found that his pocket was empty.

"This isn't mine. I only took one egg," the monk said righteously.

To say that he's on the right is ridiculous. Is it appropriate to spout such nonsense to someone's face?

Just as the water was about to overflow, the monk and the Right General suddenly heard a "bang".

"Oh my god, the toilet exploded!" Youjiang shouted.

The monk's expression changed drastically. He had also thought there was a problem with the toilet, but after listening carefully, he realized the sound was coming from outside. Also, the water that was about to overflow seemed to have stopped.

"What's going on?" The monk and the right-hand man walked out of the toilet in confusion, and then saw Wang Aiguo and the others standing awkwardly in front of a thick drainpipe not far away.

"I bet five cents I've definitely messed up," the monk said awkwardly.

You rolled his eyes and said speechlessly, "Do you even need to tell me? I bet five bucks I've definitely gotten myself into trouble."

……

The martial monk and the Right Descendant walked towards Wang Aiguo, and just as they got close, they heard the Divine Doctor roar, "Damn it, don't you know about thermal expansion and contraction? Can you pour boiling water on an iron pipe?"

"But you didn't stop me just now."

"It's really too cold, so I want to warm up, but please don't use boiling water."

"Then what should we use? Cold water?"

"Warm water should be fine, right?"

"Won't warm water explode?"

"..."

With just a few simple words, the monk had already deduced the whole situation. No need to guess, it must have been that when everyone was binding the iron pipe, they found it too cold and wanted to heat it up.

As a result, Wang Aiguo came up with a method of pouring boiling water on the iron pipe.

Believe it or not, it worked quite well at first, and no pipes exploded. But the problem is, iron pipes are iron pipes after all, and prolonged exposure to such extreme temperatures is bound to cause problems.

And unsurprisingly, it exploded...

However, it was precisely this exploding iron pipe that saved the monks, because this pipe happened to be the one supplying water to the large toilet. Now, the water no longer flows into the toilet; instead, it sprays outside.

"What do we do now?" Li Zimu asked awkwardly.

The group exchanged bewildered glances. What else could they do? Turn themselves in, of course…

.......

Soon, the captain arrived with his men, and when he saw that it was Wang Aiguo again, he was so angry that he almost had a heart attack.

"Can you guys please be normal? Looking at you guys terrifies me. If you have nothing better to do, can't you do something normal instead of constantly joking around with public property?"

Wang Aiguo was speechless for a moment. Faced with the captain's scolding, he didn't know how to answer. Would the captain believe him if he said it was an accident?

At this moment, Grandpa Bi also arrived. When he arrived at the scene and saw that it was an ordinary water pipe that had burst, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Thank goodness, thank goodness it wasn't a sewage pipe that burst."

Captain: "..."

"Captain Bi, you really have a big heart." The captain looked at Grandpa Bi with a helpless expression.

Grandpa Bi looked embarrassed, but what could he do? In the end, he still chose to forgive Wang Aiguo. Was he going to fight him to the death?

Fortunately, not many people used the large toilet, so turning off the main switch didn't have much of an impact. The monk also took advantage of this lull to use two tree branches to clean up the mess he had created.

Wang Aiguo thought the matter would end there, but the next day he was summoned to the brigade headquarters.

On his way to the brigade headquarters, Wang Aiguo was completely bewildered. Hadn't everything been resolved? What else did they want?

When Wang Aiguo arrived at the brigade headquarters, he was shocked to find several people lying in the corridor.

Wang Aiguo was stunned. What was going on?

Just then, the captain walked up with a livid face and roared at Wang Aiguo, "Look at the mess you've made!"

"What did I do again?" Wang Aiguo asked, completely bewildered.

After a little thought, Wang Aiguo finally figured out what had happened. It was already December, and although the days weren't too cold, the nights were below freezing. Yesterday, Wang Aiguo had broken a water pipe, causing a large area of ​​flooding around the area.

After a night of freezing temperatures, the repairmen the brigade headquarters brought in today, without exception, all slipped and fell flat on their faces in front of the water pipes.

And then... this is the scene before us.

"Wang Aiguo, let me tell you, if you dare to cause me any more trouble, I'll fucking kill you!!!" the captain roared madly.

……

Back in Team 12, Wang Aiguo wiped the drool from his head and decided that he must make the new version of the robot vacuum cleaner as soon as possible.

If they don't find a way to make amends, forget about being an outstanding soldier; they might even be discharged before basic training is over.

But after thinking it over carefully, Wang Aiguo realized he couldn't take the blame alone. Although he was the one who prepared the hot water, the idea was something Huang Gang and the others had come up with together through brainstorming.

Why should he be the only one to take the blame when trouble happens? He can't stand being treated like this.

As soon as I got back to the dormitory...

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