When Li Dazhuang looked at the two people lying in the yard, he felt a chill run down his spine.

"Big...Big Zhuang, please save us..."

When Wang Ermao saw Li Dazhuang, he almost burst into tears.

Li Dazhuang's face turned pale and then red. He tried to remain calm as he walked over and pulled the two thugs up.

However, after Chen Yuanbao acupunctured these two thugs, they were unable to move. When Li Dazhuang pulled them, they fell to the ground.

"What's going on between them...?" Li Dazhuang asked, looking completely bewildered.

"Brother Dazhuang," Chen Yuanbao walked up with a smile, looking rather simple-minded, "How did you two end up at my house? I opened the door this morning and saw them there, it gave me quite a fright."

Seeing Chen Yuanbao's expression, Li Dazhuang felt even more uncertain.

Is this idiot really stupid or just pretending?

Chen Yuanbao didn't give him time to react and reached out to pat Li Dazhuang on the shoulder.

With that one pat, Li Dazhuang felt a cool sensation travel down his shoulder and into his body, going straight into his stomach.

"Brother Dazhuang, you look terrible. Are you feeling unwell?" Chen Yuanbao asked with concern.

Li Dazhuang was stunned. Before he could speak, he suddenly felt a violent churning in his stomach.

"Gurgle—"

A loud noise was coming from Li Dazhuang's stomach.

His face immediately turned pale, and he clutched his stomach, his face turning red.

"No...no good..."

Before Li Dazhuang could finish speaking, he felt an urge to release, and a surge of heat rushed up from below.

"puff--"

A foul odor immediately dissipated.

"Ugh, what's that smell!"

"It stinks! It stinks!"

The villagers who were watching covered their noses and backed away.

Li Dazhuang's face turned as red as a pig's liver. He didn't care about anything else and ran home, covering his buttocks.

But he hadn't gone far when a sharp pain shot through his stomach, and he couldn't hold it in and soiled his pants again.

"puff--"

"Pfft pfft—"

Li Dazhuang was defecating as he walked, and the stench was enough to make everyone on the street faint.

The villagers were stunned, then burst into laughter.

"Oh dear, did Dazhuang take laxatives?"

"It must have been something unclean that I ate yesterday!"

"Hahaha, Dazhuang has completely lost face for the rest of his life!"

Li Dazhuang felt very unhappy when he heard people laughing at him from behind; he wished he could disappear into the ground.

After running all the way home, his pants and legs were covered in yellowish stuff, making him look very disheveled.

Chen Yuanbao watched with great interest from the back.

Yesterday, Li Dazhuang punched him, so today he let him have his fill of torture, which can be considered a small form of revenge.

The two thugs in the yard looked very ugly after seeing Li Dazhuang run away.

"Uncle Chen, Uncle Chen, please have mercy and untie us too..."

"Yes, yes, we'll never do it again!"

Chen Yuanbao walked over and pretended to help the two people up. When no one was paying attention, he released the pressure points on their bodies, one in each hand.

"Okay, go back now. Don't do this kind of thing again," Chen Yuanbao said seriously. "You have to walk the right path, understand?"

"We know, we know!" The two got up and ran away without looking back.

"Chen Yuanbao, do you think two people broke into your house to steal things last night?"

An old man asked.

"Maybe." Chen Yuanbao scratched his head, looking rather simple-minded. "But there's nothing in our house that they could steal, so they probably couldn't steal anything and just slept in the yard."

"Are you asleep? Sleeping in the yard in the dead of winter?"

"It's probably because they like sleeping in the yard..." Chen Yuanbao said in a serious tone, spouting nonsense.

The villagers all felt that although Chen Yuanbao dressed more decently, he was still quite slow-witted.

At this moment, Old Man Wang from the village suddenly cried out "Ouch!" and squatted down, clutching his waist.

"Oh dear, my back! My old back!"

Old Wang is in his sixties. He injured his back when he was young while working in the production team, and he has been suffering from back pain for the past few years, which flares up whenever the weather gets cold.

He went out to see what was going on, but the cool breeze caused his old problem to flare up again.

Several villagers quickly gathered around and asked Old Wang, "Old Wang, what's wrong with you?" Then they went to help him up.

Old Wang's face turned deathly pale with pain. He said, "My old toothache is acting up again. Please help me home..."

Seeing this, Chen Yuanbao's eyes darted around, and then a thought of playing tricks and pretending to be a ghost came to mind.

He originally harbored the idea of ​​establishing his own prestige in the village, and just then, the opportunity presented itself to him.

Chen Yuanbao gently patted his chest and said to Grandpa Wang with a very serious expression, "Grandpa Wang, don't worry, I have medicine here."

Old Wang was taken aback: You? You have medicine?

Chen Yuanbao said, "Yes, I have a family heirloom called 'Great Strength Pill' here, which is specially used to treat ailments such as back and leg pain."

As he spoke, he took out a small paper packet from his pocket, which contained several round dumplings.

When he had nothing to do last night, he kneaded some dough balls.

They also infused a tiny bit of spiritual energy into many of the dumplings.

His original idea was to test whether spiritual energy could be preserved in food, but he never expected it to come in handy today.

When the villagers heard that Chen Yuanbao possessed an ancestral miracle pill, they gathered around him one after another.

Fool, you still have ancestral heirlooms?

I think your actions are inappropriate. Don't make fun of that old Wang.

That's right, that's right. Old Wang's illness has lasted for quite some time now, and he needs to go to town to see a doctor.

With a smug look on his face, Chen Yuanbao said to the uncles and aunts, "Please believe me this time. My miracle pill will definitely work. If it doesn't cure you, I'll kowtow to Grandpa Wang and apologize."

Old Wang was in so much pain that he stopped caring about anything else.

"Alright then, Yuanbao, I'll trust you this once. Show me."

Chen Yuanbao bent down, took out a powerful pill, and stuffed it into Old Wang's mouth.

Immediately afterward, he supported Old Man Wang's waist with one hand, and with the other hand, he secretly gathered a wisp of spiritual energy and injected it into Old Man Wang's waist.

Once that wisp of spiritual energy entered Old Man Wang's body, it traveled along his meridians towards his waist.

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