The Ming Dynasty: Starting with the Somersault Cloud, Old Zhu was so envious he cried!
Chapter 74 Old Zhu was furious, this kid actually...
Zhu Yuanzhang looked at the strangely shaped, long, black object and a sense of unease rose in his heart. He hesitated and asked, "Ming'er, what... what is this? You're not going to use this to treat our injuries, are you?"
Zhu Ming snapped his fingers and chuckled, "Bingo, you got it right! Too bad there's no reward!"
Zhu Yuanzhang was already used to the little guy's endless stream of strange words, so he didn't dwell on the incomprehensible sentence and just frowned slightly.
"You're spouting nonsense again. Let's not waste time arguing with that. Just tell me how to use this thing!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Ming extended his little hand, presenting the long, dark object to Old Zhu, and said earnestly, "This is simple. Just eat it, and I guarantee you'll be full of energy again, Father!"
"Eat, eat it?" Zhu Yuanzhang stared at the long, dark object in front of him, a faint smell of burnt food lingering around his nose, and his eyelids twitched uncontrollably.
The thing was charred and unsightly, and its appearance was truly indescribable. Old Zhu couldn't bring himself to eat it!
"Ming'er, I don't think I've offended you recently. Tell me the truth, what exactly is this thing you're holding made of?"
A sly glint flashed in Zhu Ming's eyes. He waved his hand and replied, "Father, you don't need to know what it is. But I guarantee that once you eat it, you'll be cured!"
Zhu Yuanzhang couldn't help but feel a sense of unease.
That brat, he's obviously trying to trap us, he won't say a word.
However, since the brat was willing to take it out to heal his wounds, it shouldn't be something disgusting.
Just as he was hesitating, the imperial physician stepped forward, bowed, and volunteered:
"Your Majesty, I wish to examine this item first to determine if it contains any poison!"
Upon hearing this, Zhu Yuanzhang was overjoyed and immediately agreed, asking the imperial physician to try it first.
Unexpectedly, upon seeing this, Zhu Ming quickly stuffed the long, dark object back into his pocket.
Then, her eyes drooped, she feigned a wronged expression, turned around and buried her face in Empress Ma's arms, and said sullenly:
"I kindly took out the treasure left by my master, hoping to heal my father's injuries."
"But little did I know that my father never truly trusted me."
"In that case, I will no longer concern myself with this matter!"
Empress Ma frowned, looked at Zhu Yuanzhang on the bed, and said angrily, "You, Zhu Chongba! You've always been so suspicious, how come you won't even trust your own child?"
"I'm asking you, are you going to take this medicine or not?"
"If you refuse, I'll take Ming'er and leave, and you'll just lie there and suffer through your injuries!"
Zhu Yuanzhang was immediately alarmed when he saw this. He never expected that this little guy would turn on him so easily. He wondered where he learned such a bad temper.
"Eat, eat, girl, I'll eat, okay?"
Old Zhu took the long, dark object.
I kept comforting myself.
Finally, gritting his teeth and steeling his resolve, he brought the unknown object to his mouth.
He was prepared, thinking that this thing would taste strange and be hard to swallow.
But when he took a bite, the nauseating taste he expected didn't appear. Instead, the texture was chewy and the flavor was exceptionally delicious.
Zhu Yuanzhang's eyes widened immediately, and the next second he began to wolf down his food, almost swallowing his tongue as well.
Seeing that Zhu Ming was eating with great relish, Empress Ma couldn't contain her curiosity and lowered her head to ask him a question.
"Ming'er, what exactly did you feed your father?"
Zhu Ming grinned and answered frankly, "It's nothing, just a burnt pig's penis!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the entire bedchamber fell into an instant of deathly silence.
Zhu Yuanzhang just finished swallowing the last bite.
Hearing this, he froze on the spot.
The look of enjoyment on her face vanished instantly, and she stared blankly at Zhu Ming.
The next moment, his anger erupted!
He ignored his injuries.
He yanked off the covers and leaped out of bed.
He glanced around and grabbed a shoe at random.
We have to grit our teeth and deal with this unlucky thing properly.
Seeing this, Zhu Ming was prepared and turned to run away.
Chaos erupted within the bedchamber.
The little guy dodged and weaved ahead, while Zhu Yuanzhang, holding a slipper, chased after him closely. He showed no trace of the severe injuries he had just suffered.
The imperial physician, a group of palace servants, and several princes stood by, dumbfounded, watching the dramatic scene unfold before them.
"You little brat, stop right there!"
"We'll give you a good spanking today, so you'll learn your lesson!"
"How dare you try to fool your own father with such filthy and disgusting stuff!"
"Today I'm going to beat you until you cry for your parents, and see if you dare to cause trouble again!"
Zhu Ming, hiding behind a pillar, heard Old Zhu's roar, leaned out, stuck his tongue out at the furious Old Zhu, and shouted with a grin:
"Hehehe, if you're so capable, catch me first!"
As soon as this word comes out,
The palace servants and eunuchs inside the hall all gasped in shock.
Your Highness is incredibly brave!
He's truly fearless!
Even the princes Zhu Shuang, Zhu Gang, Zhu Di, and Zhu Su stared wide-eyed at the mischievous Zhu Ming with disbelief.
I couldn't help but admire the courage of this sixth brother.
Those unfamiliar with Zhu Ming's temperament might think that Zhu Ming was just a bit bold and nothing special.
But which of these princes hadn't been taught a lesson by their father's love?
Some were even hung up and whipped.
Let alone deliberately provoking Old Zhu to get angry, even if Old Zhu suddenly coughs on ordinary days, it would frighten the group into trembling with fear.
Not to mention someone like Zhu Ming who mocks you so directly!
This is something I've never heard of or seen before!
Now, seeing that his usually pampered sixth brother is about to face a terrible disaster.
The group exchanged glances, their faces simultaneously displaying a gloating expression, and then all took a step back.
They all crossed their arms, waiting to see how their father would discipline this unruly little brat.
Who told the little guy to have all of his mother's love!
The brothers harbored a mix of jealousy and bitterness.
Meanwhile, Zhu Yuanzhang was furious at the little guy's provocative behavior of pressing his face against his.
He roared, gripped his shoe tightly, and slammed it down on Zhu Ming with all his might.
Zhu Ming tilted his head slightly and easily dodged the flying shoe.
The shoe grazed past his ear and landed squarely on Zhu Di's face, who was watching the commotion from the side, firmly pressing against his cheek.
The surroundings fell silent instantly.
Zhu Di stood frozen in place, raised his hand and ripped the shoe off his face, looking bewildered and frustrated.
Zhu Shuang and the other two, seeing the clear shoe print on the fourth brother's face, couldn't help but bite their lips to suppress their laughter.
Upon seeing this, Zhu Di immediately became angry.
As a result, Zhu Yuanzhang glanced at me, as if to say: What, do you have a problem with this?
Zhu Di's arrogance vanished instantly, and he obediently retreated, swallowing his grievances without daring to utter a sound.
Seeing that his first attack had failed, Zhu Yuanzhang still wanted to step forward and capture Zhu Ming.
At the critical moment, Empress Ma stepped forward quickly and stopped the furious Zhu Chongba.
"Hey girl, get out of our way! We're going to teach this little brat a lesson today! He's got some nerve, tricking his own father into eating...eating a pig's penis!"
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