My cultivation disguise has been exposed by Xiao Sizi.

late at night.

The secret underground headquarters of the Bad Guys in Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty.

This is the data monitoring center of Datang Lingwang.

Countless array screens emitting a ghostly blue light floated in mid-air.

Hundreds upon hundreds of elite Bad People intelligence officers are monitoring the flow of information on the Spirit Network throughout the Tang Dynasty day and night.

Lu Fei, the leader of the Bad Guys, was holding a cup of strong tea.

With dark circles under his eyes, he listlessly scanned the backend data.

Sudden.

"Beep beep beep—!"

A glaring red warning box suddenly popped up on the huge main screen at the very core of the control center!

[Warning! Highest level Royal privileges detected, triggering a mandatory push notification across the entire network!]

Lu Fei's hand trembled, and the scalding tea almost spilled into his crotch.

"Forced push with highest privileges?"

Lu Fei's expression hardened, and he immediately put down his teacup.

"Could it be that His Majesty is about to issue a supreme mobilization order targeting the Western Buddhist Kingdom? Quick! Show me the contents!"

The supervisor next to him quickly typed on the array keyboard.

With a "whoosh" sound.

The image was magnified and projected into the air in front of Lu Fei.

however.

The figure appearing in the picture is not the majestic Tang emperor.

It was not the murderous King Li Chen of Qin.

Instead, she's a little dumpling wearing a pink dress, a small crown, and holding a chubby cat in her arms!

Princess Jinyang of the Tang Dynasty, Sizi!

Lu Fei was stunned.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of Sizi reciting the poem in a vivid and childlike voice could be heard on the screen.

"The sacred flame shines brightly, the sacred light gleams. All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!"

"puff--!"

The strong tea that Lu Fei had just drunk sprayed directly onto the head and face of the supervisor in front of him like a fountain.

But it's not over yet.

In the video, Si Zi began to proudly introduce the "senior management team" of the cult.

"My father, His Majesty the Emperor of the Great Tang Dynasty, is the Vice Leader of our Divine Cult! Every night he feeds the guardian beasts dried fish!"

"And there's Uncle Wei Zheng, that high-ranking official who's always cursing people, he's our elder in passing on his skills! He meows really loudly when he does!"

"And Uncle Cheng Yaojin..."

This is a terrifying revelation, comparable to a nuclear bomb.

Lu Fei felt his scalp tingle and his legs go weak. A chill ran from the soles of his feet straight to the top of his head!

"Oh my god! Oh my god!"

Lu Fei grabbed his already thinning hair and let out a terrified scream like a vengeful ghost.

"If this video gets broadcast, what will become of the reputation of the entire court?!"

"Quickly! Report to His Majesty immediately! Go to the Prince of Wei's residence and summon His Highness! Cut off the spirit network at once!!!"

……

After an incense stick has burned.

Taiji Palace, Imperial Study.

The night breeze was slightly cool, but the atmosphere inside the Imperial Study was tense, as if it were about to burst into flames.

Li Shimin didn't even have time to put on his dragon robe properly; he was only wearing a bright yellow single garment.

Li Chen, carrying his sword, looked utterly dejected.

Crown Prince Li Chengqian, Duke Lu Cheng Yaojin, and Wei Zheng, the greatest critic of the Tang Dynasty.

These key figures of the highest power in the Tang Dynasty were all forcibly dragged out of their warm beds by Lu Fei and gathered here overnight.

midair.

That short promotional video is playing on a loop.

"...Uncle Wei meows really loudly!"

The video has finished playing.

A deathly, suffocating silence fell over the Imperial Study.

Quiet.

It was so quiet that you could hear Wei Zheng's heavy, trembling breaths.

"It's over."

Cheng Yaojin plopped down on the ground, his face, which had been as black as charcoal, now as pale as paper.

He held his bald head in both hands, jumping up and down in a panic.

"Your Majesty! This must not be done!"

"I, Lao Cheng, will be leading troops into battle in the future! If the 100,000 Xuanjia soldiers knew that I was an elder who protected cats with an axe."

"My lifelong reputation is completely ruined!"

Wei Zheng trembled all over as he pointed at the projection in mid-air.

His eyes rolled back, and he almost fainted from lack of breath.

"My reputation... my lifelong reputation!"

Wei Zheng was filled with grief and indignation, and beat his chest and stamped his feet.

"I have roamed the court for decades, fearless even of death, yet today I am to have my reputation ruined by this cat's meow!"

"I might as well be dead! Let this old man die!"

"Shut up, all of you!"

Li Shimin roared, but his voice also revealed an undisguised despair.

He was a great emperor throughout the ages, the Heavenly Khan!

Her daughter publicly exposed her online, revealing that she feeds a fat cat dried fish in bed every night?!

If this were to reach the ears of those vassal states, where would the majesty of the Tang Dynasty be? Where would the majesty of the Emperor be?

"Blue Sparrow! What are you dawdling for!"

Li Shimin turned his head and glared at Wei Wang Li Tai, who was squatting in the corner, frantically typing on the array keyboard.

"Stop this thing immediately! Under no circumstances can it be released!"

Li Tai was now drenched in cold sweat.

The more than 200 pounds of fat trembled wildly as he rapidly pounded with his hands.

Sparks flew across the array control panel.

The deep blue runes flowed rapidly like a waterfall.

"Father! Your son is already fighting with all his might!"

Li Tai was so anxious he was almost crying, his voice filled with deep despair.

"But...but Sizi pressed the lowest-level 'Powerful Push' button in the system!"

"That button is bound to the highest Heavenly Destiny of the Royal Family. Once triggered, even your son, the chief architect of the Spirit Network, cannot reverse it!"

"The interception progress is only one percent... It... it's about to be released!"

Li Tai had just finished speaking.

"Buzz—!!!"

A crisp and grand roar of the array resounded directly across the entire city of Chang'an!

late.

Everything is too late.

Under the desperate, terrified, as if the sky were falling gazes of the emperor and his ministers.

The progress bar on the array screen instantly soared to 100%!

[Successfully promoted across the entire internet!]

This moment.

Throughout the entire Tang Dynasty, tens of millions of Lingjing mobile phones were in standby or on a call.

The screen was instantly forced to light up!

Not only that.

In Chang'an, Luoyang, Liangzhou...

Above all major cities within the territory of the Tang Dynasty.

The massive array defense tower automatically switched to holographic projection mode!

A massive light curtain, thousands of feet high, radiating a soft pink glow.

It stretches across the night sky above the land of China!

In the light screen, Sizi's exquisitely beautiful face was magnified countless times.

As if a god had descended, he appeared before the eyes of all the people of the Tang Dynasty.

Followed by.

That clear, innocent, yet devastatingly powerful child's voice.

Through the blessing of the spiritual network, it was like a rolling thunderclap.

Its sound resounded throughout every corner of the entire Tang Dynasty!

"Greetings, people of the Great Tang Dynasty!"

"The sacred flame shines brightly, the sacred light gleams. All my disciples, meow meow meow meow!"

"My father is the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty... He feeds me dried fish every day!"

"Uncle Wei Zheng...he meows so loudly!"