My cultivation disguise has been exposed by Xiao Sizi.

under the night sky.

Countless ordinary people of the Tang Dynasty were preparing to rest, students were studying late into the night, and wandering cultivators were playing drinking games in restaurants.

Everyone was stunned into silence at that moment.

They looked up at the incredible pink holographic projection in the sky.

Listening to those shocking revelations that shattered my worldview.

Everyone's brains went through a brief period of malfunction.

At this time.

Inside the Imperial Study.

Li Shimin's eyes were lifeless, and he slumped on the wide dragon throne like a lump of mud.

He stared blankly at the carvings on the roof.

He was talking to himself nervously, over and over again.

"It's over..."

"My Emperor of All Ages... My Supreme General of Heavenly Strategy... My Ruler of the Celestial Dynasty..."

"Destroyed in an instant, destroyed in an instant..."

Wei Zheng covered his old face tightly with both hands.

Slowly sliding down the thick golden nanmu pillar to the ground, it was as if the soul had completely left the body.

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong, these two iron-blooded veterans, embraced each other and wept bitterly.

Tears and snot streamed down my face; the scene was too beautiful to bear.

The most powerful core of power in the Tang Dynasty.

That night, an unprecedented collective social death occurred.

The long night passed slowly amidst the torment and despair of the emperor and his ministers.

The next morning.

When the first rays of sunlight fall on the glazed tiles of Taiji Palace.

Li Shimin and all the civil and military officials had heavy dark circles under their eyes, as if they had aged ten years overnight.

They changed into their court robes early, ready to face ridicule from the whole world.

Wei Zheng even wrote his will and kept it in his sleeve.

He was ready to immediately kill himself in the Taiji Hall as soon as the impeachment memorials from the censors and officials outside arrived, to prove his innocence.

however.

An incense stick has burned out.

Half an hour has passed.

Outside the Taiji Hall, not only did no officials come to impeach him.

Instead, a series of frenzied and boisterous shouts, like a mountain collapsing and a tsunami crashing, erupted!

"Report—!!!"

A rogue, his face flushed and trembling with excitement, stumbled and crawled into the main hall.

"Your Majesty! Great joy! Great joy indeed!"

The villain knelt on one knee, his voice trembling with excitement.

Li Shimin weakly raised his eyelids.

"What is there to be happy about? Is it because all the people in the world are laughing at me?"

"No! Your Majesty! Not a single person is laughing at us!"

The bad guy suddenly raised his head, his eyes filled with fanatical light.

"The people were absolutely thrilled after watching the little princess's video!"

"They say that even Your Majesty, Lord Wei Zheng, and even the dukes are all core elders of this Meow Meow Cult."

"Then this Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult is definitely the most prestigious, hidden, and legitimate royal cult in the Tang Dynasty!"

The scoundrel swallowed hard and reported loudly.

"Now, the entire population of Chang'an has gone mad!"

"Outside the main altar of the Meow Meow Cult on Suzaku Avenue, the line of people registering to join the cult stretches for miles!"

"Everyone says this is a heaven-sent opportunity to cultivate immortality with His Majesty and become fellow disciples with all the civil and military officials! We absolutely cannot miss it!"

boom!

Upon hearing these words...

The emperor and his ministers inside the Taiji Hall were all stunned.

They looked at each other, hardly believing their ears.

This works?!

When did the minds of the people of the Tang Dynasty become so peculiar?!

Li Chen stood to the side, stroking his chin, and couldn't help but chuckle.

"I knew it!"

"Just like in that bestselling novel from the Tang Dynasty, 'The Prince's Cultivation of Immortality,' the royal family's secret sects must possess extraordinary and unparalleled fortune!"

"The people aren't stupid. With the Emperor and Old Man Wei personally endorsing them, this is an absolutely once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

After listening to Li Chen's analysis.

Li Shimin let out a long, heavy breath.

The face that had been tense all night finally brightened, even revealing a hint of relief at surviving a disaster.

He straightened his disheveled dragon robe and cleared his throat.

He instantly reverted to his aloof and majestic imperial demeanor.

"Cough cough."

Li Shimin put his hands behind his back and said in a serious tone.

"I have said long ago that Si Zi is a child with innate wisdom, and there must be a deeper meaning behind his actions."

"Since the people are so enthusiastic, then the Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult can be considered to have established itself completely."

Wei Zheng also quickly got up from the ground.

He quietly crumpled up the suicide note hidden in his sleeve.

His face flushed red, and he tried to save face: "Well, there are many ways to educate the world."

"As long as it can guide people towards goodness, a few meows... it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter."

Cheng Yaojin and Yuchi Gong exchanged a glance and instantly burst into laughter through their tears.

As long as the people don't laugh at them, they will still be the most valiant generals of the Tang Dynasty!

The crisis was miraculously resolved in an incredibly absurd way.

……

Three poles in the sun.

At the end of Suzaku Avenue, outside that huge pink cat paw building.

Crowds of people, shoulder to shoulder.

Countless enthusiastic Tang Dynasty citizens, independent cultivators, and even some scions of noble families crowded here, eagerly waiting to register.

On the second-floor terrace.

Sizi was wearing a pink cult leader's robe and a crown.

Looking at the dense crowd below, her little face flushed with excitement.

"Wow, so many people! Sixteenth Brother, our cult is finally going to flourish!"

As the vice leader, Li Chen was forced to stand aside and accompany him.

He rubbed his temples helplessly.

"Alright, the person has arrived, but we can't just accept anyone, can we? There needs to be a threshold."

"That's right!"

The ox's eyes darted around.

She picked up the "spiritual megaphone" that Li Tai had specially developed for her and cleared her childish voice.

He loudly announced this to the hundreds of thousands of enthusiastic applicants below.

"Everyone, please be quiet!"

"If you want to join my Holy Fire Meow Meow Cult, there's only one rule!"

The little girl shouted confidently.

"That means you absolutely must bring your own cat!"

"Black cat or white cat, as long as it's a cat, it's fine! No cats allowed to register!"

Once this rule was established...

A brief silence fell over the plaza below.

Followed by.

It was like detonating a supervolcano.

The entire venue erupted in cheers!

"A cat?! Just one cat can become His Majesty's fellow disciple?!"

"Quick! Get home and catch the cat!"

"Li Si, didn't you just have a litter of stray kittens? Sell me one for fifty low-grade spirit stones!"

Crazy!

Absolutely insane!

With the promulgation of this bizarre religious rule.

The entire city of Chang'an was instantly engulfed in a cat-grabbing frenzy that swept everything.

Whether it's a stray orange tabby cat wandering the streets or a precious Persian cat just brought in by a caravan from the Western Regions.

The price skyrocketed over a hundredfold in just half an hour! It sold out instantly!

Even the black cat, which is usually the least popular, has now become a priceless treasure.

Those cultivators who failed to snatch the cat were so anxious they scratched their heads and their eyes turned red.

"What do we do? All the cats in town have been bought up!"

"Go to the mountains outside the city and catch them! Anything with fur, anything that looks like a cat, bring them all back!"

Beneath this almost magical, frenzied involution.

Some desperate rogue cultivators from the Tang Dynasty began to have their unique thought processes racing wildly in an extremely bizarre direction.