The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 327: Chi Miao, the Potato Queen
Once was an accident, but twice... This inevitably made the other Heavenly Fox Demons begin to suspect something.
The demon mother and son, in particular, started eating potatoes in large mouthfuls, as if they had never seen potatoes before.
"What's wrong with these potatoes? Are they really that delicious?"
"Watching them eat makes my mouth water. How did the princess consort manage to do that? Could they actually be shills hired by her?"
"Would you be willing to eat shit and be a shill? Would you be willing to be a shit shill?"
The demons thought about it and felt like they wanted to die.
They really can't be poop shills.
But the mother and son in front of me were eating so heartily...
"I can't take it anymore... Whether it's poop or whatever, I don't care! I'm going to try it, I'm going to eat it!"
After he finished speaking, other celestial fox demons stepped forward and approached Chi Miao: "Great and benevolent, the messenger of peace and justice, Your Highness, could you give me potatoes, give me food?"
Chi Miao appeared calm on the surface, but inwardly she was already whistling.
Oh dear!
Listen to that! Listen to that! That's what you call a good mouth!
Great and benevolent, a messenger of peace and justice.
Chi Miao really enjoyed the intensity of the flattery; it felt great!
Her face remained that holy expression, and with a casual wave of her hand, she conjured a mountain of potatoes beside her: "As long as you are willing to stop eating people from now on and are willing to follow me in pursuing peace, you can eat as many potatoes as you want!"
The demon was moved.
That's a whole mountain of potatoes!
Without further hesitation, the demon who had been questioning him quickly walked to the potato mountain and put a potato in his mouth.
The moment the potato entered his mouth, he felt his soul be elevated in an instant!
His tears fell.
"It's...it really is delicious! Even though it's completely unprocessed and has fresh dirt on it...it doesn't affect the taste at all. It's even better than human flesh!"
"The Demon Mother has appeared! The Prince Consort has appeared!"
Chi Miao: "?"
What the hell is this about the princess consort appearing?
She's not dead yet!!!
The demons ate the potatoes with increasing relish, and the other demons, who were already starving, could no longer resist. They were willing to believe that the potatoes were indeed a delicacy!
In an instant, all the Heavenly Fox Demons present rushed towards Potato Mountain to start eating.
Soon, a series of comfortable sounds followed.
"Holy crap! Potatoes! Is this what potatoes are? They're so delicious!"
"My God! This is so crisp and delicious! A savior! The Prince Consort is our savior!"
"I never imagined potatoes could be so delicious! I'm willing to join the Potato Cult! I admit that potatoes are the most delicious food in the world no matter how they're cooked, and I'd give up everything for them!"
Thus, the group of human prodigies witnessed a scene they never dared to imagine in their lives.
A large group of demons frantically ate potatoes, eating with fervor, oblivious to everything else, until tears streamed down their faces.
Jin Shengfei stared in disbelief: "These things, are they really demons?"
Yu Wuxin chimed in, "Don't the demons live a really pathetic life? It's just potatoes... and they actually cried from eating them??"
Ying Wuhuo pursed his lips, his face extremely ugly; he rarely felt like swearing.
"I am ashamed of the death of my human ancestors..."
They've actually become this group of people who're crazy about potatoes, and who cry just from eating a potato.
Are you kidding me!
Jingming, being the most receptive, curiously walked towards the potato mountain, casually picked up a potato, and put it in his mouth to nibble on it.
Click.
It's very crisp.
He frowned: "Raw, it doesn't taste good."
Then look at the demons, they're eating with great relish.
A question mark stared intently at his bald head.
"Does the potatoes the demons eat taste different from ours?"
Only Rong Xuanji knew just how incredible all of this was. She looked at Chi Miao in disbelief: "How did you do that?"
She herself is a half-demon, and she knows very well the difference between humans and demons eating potatoes, and why these demons are moved now.
It's not that potatoes are particularly delicious.
Rather, this was the first time they had tasted the food's true flavor, instead of it turning into a "shit" taste.
In other words, Chi Miao's potatoes restored the demons' sense of taste to normal, and... they didn't vomit!
Unbelievable! This is simply a miracle!
For so many years, the demon race has been researching ways to solve the famine and thinking about how to modify their sense of taste.
There was absolutely nothing we could do.
But... Chi Miao solved it with potatoes?
Chi Miao smiled: "Actually... it's a very simple method."
Suddenly, a huge blackboard appeared behind her.
Chi Miao used her spiritual power to begin drawing on it: "Miao Miao's Little Classroom is in session! What to do about picky eaters among demons? They're mostly spoiled; a good beating will do the trick!"
"Ahem, let's get back to the main topic. Let's start by analyzing the structure of the demon race and explore the secret behind why they can't eat normal food..."
Everyone, even the demons, was incredibly curious.
What is that?
You've figured out things that even the demons don't know?
They all stared intently at the blackboard, some even trying to take notes.
result……
Chi Miao wrote a bunch of symbols that were incomprehensible to everyone, sometimes saying "Aix" and sometimes "wai," and talked for a full ten minutes, leaving them completely bewildered.
"In short, the bodies of demons contain a great deal of Dao essence, which affects their structure and physiology. I have mastered a lot of Dao essence and can partially modify your physiological structure. I will cover the potatoes with my spiritual power, and the moment you touch the potatoes, my spiritual power will modify you and give you a normal sense of taste."
I don't understand! I don't understand at all!
But it seems impressive even though I don't understand it.
And Chi Miao did indeed succeed, making them no longer feel like they were eating shit when they ate potatoes!
When they looked at Chi Miao again, their eyes were filled with worship and submission.
For no other reason than...
Simply because potatoes are so delicious!
The demons all knelt down:
"Regardless of the consequences, you are a great benefactor to our Celestial Fox Demon Clan, relieving our famine!"
"We are willing to believe in you, to submit to you, and to follow the path of peace with you!"
Chi Miao was incredibly excited. Don't underestimate the bond between Potato and the demons!
She led the shouting: "Will you still eat people from now on?"
"I'm not eating anymore!"
"What will you eat from now on?"
"Potato!!"
"What saved you from this dire situation?"
"Potato!!!"
"What saves you from hunger?!"
"Potato!!!!"
"Now, shout out your slogans!"
"Long live potatoes! Long live the Potato Queen!!"
All the demons present knelt before Chi Miao, respectfully calling her the "Potato Queen".
The group of prodigies standing to the side were dumbfounded.
I was so startled that I dropped the roasted potato I was holding.
No... huh?
The conflict between humans and demons has been going on for years without resolution, and now... Chi Miao has conquered a group of demons with potatoes?
No... what's wrong with this world? Is it all so crazy?!
Jin Shengfei: "I have something to complain about, but I don't know if I should say it."
Chi Miao: "You go ahead."
Jin Shengfei: "They ate raw potatoes, some of which had even sprouted. Aren't they poisoned?"
Chi Miao: "...?"
good question.
Demons shouldn't be that weak... right?
The next second, a demon shouted:
"Potato Queen! Someone's foaming at the mouth!!!"
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