The sword seller, dressed in red, deserves applause for the prankster.
Chapter 328: Teaching Demons to Grow Potatoes
Chi Miao fell silent, then quietly glanced at Jin Shengfei.
Jin Shengfei whistled, her gaze drifting away. It's none of Little Jin's business; Little Jin doesn't know anything about it!
Chi Miao then turned to look at the demon who was foaming at the mouth. It was the little male demon she had initially offered to eat potatoes. He was now foaming at the mouth and rolling his eyes.
The demons trembled, holding potatoes in their hands, unsure whether they should eat them or not.
"Is the Potato Queen and her consort going to use this method to wipe us out? How...how terrifying."
"What's so scary? Do we really need to resort to these methods to kill the princess? And to give us a decent meal? There's no need for that at all!"
"That makes sense. Could this be the legendary last meal before execution?"
The demons fell silent, and so did Chi Miao.
This level of intelligence is hopeless.
Nearby, Rong Xuanji and Jingming had already stepped forward to check on the little fox's condition. Rong Xuanji quickly said, "It's just ordinary food poisoning. Jingming has already neutralized the toxins, and he'll be fine soon."
"Food poisoning?" The Heavenly Fox Demons were puzzled, not knowing what was going on. "What does food poisoning mean?"
Everyone: "..."
Jin Shengfei sighed, "The education system of the Demon Race is really backward."
Yu Wuxin added insult to injury: "They're calling it a tribe, what kind of advanced technology do you expect?"
Ying Wuhuo glanced at it and felt even more shocked and ashamed that the human race had been kept as captive by the demon race back then.
These are the creatures that don't even know about food poisoning, and they were the ones who raised their ancestors in captivity.
Ugh!
The demons didn't understand what food poisoning was, so Chi Miao had to give a simple explanation, such as that some things are poisonous when eaten raw but not when cooked, and some things are poisonous when they sprout but not when they don't.
The demons, whose diet had always been limited to humans, exclaimed after hearing this, "I see! I didn't realize there were so many nuances to eating. We used to devour them whole, driven by demonic principles. We wouldn't torture them; we tried to kill them painlessly before eating them, without any side effects!"
Everyone: "..."
Do you need them to praise you for doing a good job and being kind?
Chi Miao: "I think cannibalism has side effects."
The demons: "What side effects? We don't have any!"
Chi Miao: "I think most of you people who aren't very bright are just cannibals."
It wasn't meant to say anything bad about the person who was eaten.
However, as it stands, the Demon race is almost perfect in its physical structure, except for its mental problems.
Most of the time, it's caused by cannibalism.
The demons: "Is that so?"
Chi Miao nodded in agreement and emphasized, "So this tells us that cannibalism is a bad thing, and you should not eat people anymore."
Demon: "Don't worry, potatoes taste much better than humans!"
Potatoes are their favorite food now!
Human flesh doesn't taste that good; at best, it doesn't taste like shit.
"My lady, will you always feed us potatoes here?" The little fox, now awake, held a potato, tugged at Chi Miao's skirt with one hand, and looked at Chi Miao pitifully.
He is full now.
But the fear of hunger still lingers.
It's like having your stomach emptied out; all the organs in your body are protesting, going on strike, and even turning against you.
If there's nothing to swallow, the stomach will swallow its own organs and flesh.
That feeling was worse than death.
In the demon realm, more people commit suicide due to hunger than die of starvation.
He's holding potatoes now, but these potatoes were given to them by the princess consort, and the princess consort is a human...
In any case, the princess consort will not stay in the demon realm for long. Without her consort, will they still have potatoes to eat?
The Heavenly Fox Demon Clan is generally good-looking. Although the little fox is a bit thin, her grape-like eyes blink and she is really cute.
Chi Miao couldn't help but have the idea of digging it out.
Fortunately, her conscience helped her suppress this thought, and she answered the little fox's question:
"Of course I'm not going to keep feeding you potatoes. Where would I get so many potatoes?"
"These are all the potatoes I have left here for you now."
Upon hearing this, the Heavenly Fox Demons were so shocked by the sight of the potato mountain, which had been half-eaten in less than a few minutes, that they almost dropped the potatoes in their hands!
"What?! That's all?! Then... then what are we going to do, my dear consort? You promised to lead us to peace, how are we going to survive without potatoes?!"
Chi Miao was both amused and exasperated; how could these demons be so stupid?
There's an old saying among us humans...
"A wise person is one who understands the times!"
Chi Miao: "...?"
Goodness, that's something.
Do you guys even know this meme?
And how come you guys even imitated the colonel's tone?!
Chi Miao took a deep breath: "It's better to teach a man to fish than to give him a fish!"
"After you've eaten the potatoes imbued with my spiritual power, from this day forward your sense of taste will be no different from that of other living beings. Not just potatoes, you can eat anything other living beings can eat!"
"But if we rely solely on what we have, we will eventually run out of food. To have a continuous supply of food, we must adhere to the fundamental logic that 'green mountains and clear waters are invaluable assets,' and formulate a sustainable development strategy. Sending you potatoes is only to alleviate your hunger and pave the way for what I really want to do."
Now, not only the demons, but even the elite group were curious and incredulously leaned in to listen.
"I'll teach you how to grow potatoes!!!"
Demon race: "???"
The Prodigy Group: "???"
They were shocked; they were dumbfounded.
But they didn't become like this because Chi Miao said he would teach the demons how to grow potatoes, but rather... Chi Miao suddenly took out a book.
Postpartum care for sows and an old woman's tasting of various herbs.
Now for the crucial part: the author's name is still Yunmo from their Nine Swords Mountain.
"No, Chi Miao... if you want to teach how to grow potatoes, then teach. What do you mean by comparing postpartum care of a sow to my tasting of hundreds of herbs?" Jin Shengfei didn't even know where to begin her rant.
This book title... how embarrassing!
Chi Miao exclaimed "Ah!" before realizing he had picked up the wrong book. He coughed and quickly replaced it with "Tips for Growing Potatoes".
They have all sorts of strange books.
Chi Miao added, "Sorry, I was observing and guiding you all the way through the postpartum care of sows, and I forgot to change the book."
A young member of the Celestial Fox Demon Clan noticed a blind spot: "Huh? You mean teaching us is no different from postpartum care for a sow?"
Chi Miao: "How could that be? That's an insult to pigs! At least pigs have the intelligence of human children, you guys are nowhere near that level."
The celestial fox boy who had been speaking fell silent.
He shouldn't have said that!
But it was only at this moment that the demons dared to truly believe.
The seemingly mentally unstable princess consort in front of me... is genuinely planning to save the demon race and truly wants to pursue peace!
Some people with extremely low IQs have already started cheering.
"As long as we learn how to grow potatoes, we can have a continuous supply of potatoes, and we'll have an endless supply! Long live potatoes!"
"Plant potatoes! Plant potatoes! Plant potatoes!!"
……
At this moment, in the shadows.
A little blood demon, who had also returned from the Heavenly Sorrow Cave, let out a "hehehe" laugh.
"A bunch of ignorant lunatics! Is this all the Celestial Fox Demon Clan is? It seems our Blood Demon Clan's vision of becoming the number one demon clan is about to be realized!"
"Moreover... they even dared to ally with humans, which is a capital offense punishable by extermination!"
His gaze was fixed on Chi Miao in the middle:
"Killing you would be a great achievement for me!"
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