Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[After a period of time - Sword God Style Main Dojo]

"Damn it! Sword God! We love you so much!!!"

"Yes! Sect Leader! I want to see you chop this ignorant fool in half!!!"

"Yes! I want to see rivers of blood!!!"

"Hmm! Let me witness the full power of the Sword God Sect Master!!!"

Now another idiot thinks he's stronger than Sword God Old Deng, so he shamelessly challenges Sword God Old Deng.

Sword God Old Deng has always been very merciful when it comes to this kind of trash!

"Very well! Since that's the case, then I'll show you... my strongest sword strike!!!"

"Is...is it possible to reconcile...?"

"Huh? Things have come to this? You must be joking???"

After speaking, Old Deng slowly stood up, casually drew his sword, and then gestured for the other side to attack first.

The plants opposite were so intimidated by Old Deng's aura that they didn't move an inch.

If things continue like this, the opponent won't even have a chance to make a move before being cut in two!

Letting the opponent attack first—that's Old Deng's mercy!

"Kuchiya!!!"

An unknown nobody on the other side shouted loudly and slashed at Old Deng.

Old Deng simply delivered a casual upward slash with his sword.

The fish, whose name I've forgotten, was cut in half right in the middle.

Blood and entrails were spilled all over the ground!

If you look closely, you can even see the hot dog and the magic ball split in two!

"Wow! Sect Leader, you're amazing!"

"Awesome! This is the strongest human strike ever!!!"

"This wretched boy got to experience the Sword God's sword strike firsthand today. Even if he dies, it was worth it!"

Old Deng raised his hands high, accepting the various forms of praise from the crowd!

[After a short period of time]

I, of course, firmly rejected Old Deng's request to write!

After all, I'm too busy to even handle my own affairs right now, how could I possibly have time to help Old Deng write something like that!

Even so, Old Deng still agreed to let me sit next to him as his chief disciple and slack off.

But I didn't come here to slack off.

What I really wanted to see was what just happened!

This scene was not only to satisfy the Shadow King's suppressed bloodlust, but also to witness Old Deng's murderous strike!

My plan is to steal Old Deng's powerful secrets at the same time as Sword God Old Deng makes his move to kill someone!

When he's not busy, he rests his head on one hand, pretending to be thinking, but in reality he's creating Alucard within his bounded field.

But...

This plan also ran into some problems...

Because most of the people who come to challenge me are scoundrels...

Simply put, he's an arrogant idiot who doesn't know his own limitations...

It makes sense. They completely underestimated their own strength, learned only a little bit and thought they could rise to prominence by stepping on the names of the seven great powers of the Soviet Union...

Perhaps outside, having Saint-level strength is enough for them to act invincible, and then they mistakenly believe they are geniuses...

But this is the sacred land of swords...

Now, even the nameless nobody here is a swordsman just because they're cleaning up the corpses...

Unfortunately, these small fry who don't even meet Old Deng's standards always find ways to get him to take action.

These small fry would have to risk their lives to get Old Deng to take action.

After Old Deng makes his move, there's only one outcome for the opponent—death!

They're at most at the Saint-level strength...

Old Deng easily defeated him...

Many of them didn't even know how they died.

How could Old Deng possibly take this guy seriously?

Those who truly possess skill and knowledge treat Old Deng with great respect. And Old Deng usually doesn't kill those who genuinely just want to spar...

Simply put, I want to see Old Deng really get serious and unleash a killing blow.

But now, when Old Deng kills someone, he doesn't need to be serious at all, and he even shows off his skills in various ways.

And now, Old Deng is getting more and more out of control...

Not only did he demand that everyone address him as the leader of the Sword God Sect, but he also arbitrarily bestowed upon his crooked-mouthed dragon king the title of Holy Maiden of the Holy Land of Swords!

And you even asked me if I wanted to be some kind of holy son!

Of course I want to!

But wouldn't that lower me to the same level as the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King?!

This is absolutely infuriating!

"Old Deng..."

"Huh?!" (From Old Deng's death stare!)

"Sect Leader!"

"Hmm... what is it?"

"After observing the sword techniques of my senior brothers and the sect leader recently, I have gained some insights and plan to go into seclusion again for a period of time to cultivate."

The above is pure nonsense.

I believe that staying here is a waste of time, and I have decided to go back and devote myself to the creation of Alucard.

"I see..."

"Wait a minute, wait until today is over, I have something to do at your house."

"Huh? What's up?"

"We'll see when the time comes..."

After saying that, Old Deng didn't even glance at me again and continued drinking tea and pretending to be a cultured man.

never mind......

Let's be the chief disciple of the Sword God School for today...

[On the way home after training]

The atmosphere was rather strange as I walked with Old Deng...

Old Deng is acting really strange today.

What exactly happened?

The atmosphere is quite awkward right now, like you're walking with an elder.

He was walking ahead of his elders, who were asking him for a favor, but he couldn't bring himself to ask.

As for myself, I can guess that it's a troublesome but unimportant matter.

Otherwise, he would have said it already.

One wants to speak but doesn't dare, the other doesn't want to care and simply ignores people...

But then, strange sounds suddenly broke the silence...

Kino: "I'm a little piglet from the Sword Saint's preschool!"

Preschool member: "I'm the little piglet from Sword Saint's preschool!!!"

Kino: "The Saintess said we can cut down anything!"

Preschool member: "The saintess said we can cut anything!!!"

Kino: "I think she just wants to exhaust us all!"

Preschool member: "I think she just wants to exhaust us all!!!"

Kino: "The Holy Instructor is a head taller than me!"

Preschool student: "The Holy Maiden Instructor is a head taller than me!!!"

Kino: "She actually had a knack for hitting me on the back of the head with the bamboo sword!"

A preschool student said, "She seemed to enjoy hitting the back of my head with a bamboo sword!!!"

Kino: "She said you bunch of useless trash should get out of here!"

A preschool student said, "She said you bunch of useless trash, get out of here!!!"

Kino: "If I don't finish this run, I won't get lunch today and will have to eat rocks!!!"

Preschool student: "If we don't finish running, we won't get lunch today and will have to eat rocks!!!"

Kino: "One! Two! Three! Die!"

Preschool students: "One! Two! Three! Die!!!"

After one corner...

"Big brother?"

"Big brother!!!"

No sooner had he finished speaking than Kino bowed deeply to me...

Then a bunch of little brats bowed to me as well...

So sensible...

"Great! Very energetic!!!"

"Thank you, brother!"

"Thank you so much, big brother!!!"

No sooner had she finished speaking than the crooked-mouthed saintess riding a pony appeared behind her!

She kicked Kino in the face, and Kino looked delighted...

Only then did I realize...

Kino's itching for a beating from Nina!

I, the King, have been used!

Who would have thought that I, the King, would now become a part of your play...

I covered my face... I couldn't bear to look...

Then I peeked at Old Deng through my palm and saw that Old Deng's nose was practically crooked with anger...

Wow, so it's hereditary?

"Why didn't you greet me first, you brat?! I'm the head of the Sword God School!!!"

Old Deng grabbed little Kino by the collar, lifting him off the ground... then pressed his stern, glaring face against the future pure-love swordsman's face...

"Old Deng! Forget it! Forget it! Kids don't know any better, don't argue with them!"

It was only through my combined efforts with Nina that we managed to rescue Kino from Old Deng's clutches.

After much persuasion, Old Deng finally let the group of kids continue their morning exercises, still fuming...

......

......

Kino: "We're like dogs in Sword Saint's preschool now!"

Preschool members: "We're now the dogs of the Sword Saint Preschool!!!"

Kino: "We're fighting for the bones of the Holy Land of Swords!"

Preschool members: "We're fighting for the bones of the Holy Land of Swords!!!"

Kino: "One! Two! Three! Die!"

Preschool students: "One! Two! Three! Die!!!"

......

......

That old man is really clueless. If it weren't for me, something terrible might have happened!

Old Deng's punches were so powerful, each one aimed at making someone wet themselves.

Little Chino is a masochist; what if Old Deng just made Little Chino feel good...?

Then, when Little Kino grew up, he evolved into—the God of Pure Love.

I'm afraid you're in trouble, Old Deng.

When the time comes, I'll just pack up and leave. Your dutiful daughter might not be so sure of saving you...

[Some time later, at the entrance of Trevor's mansion]

Several people dressed in flashy clothes... and a guy with paper and pen blocking my door...

"Old Deng? What do you mean?"

"Didn't you complain that writing a book was too much trouble? I'll find you some helpers. It has to be something powerful, domineering, and strong!!! Tell them they'll be responsible for...writing..."

"..." (The Shadow Lord's Death Gaze!)

"Aren't you going into seclusion anyway? It's just a small favor..."

I have no time for such nonsense.

But......

I can't refuse anymore...

Because I understand that when people reach middle age and lack nothing, they just want to find some hobbies of their own...

For example...

Some people like fishing, some like gaming, some like art, some like gambling...

To put it bluntly, you can't stop this kind of thing...

In my previous life, I was also quite obsessed with collecting charging heads; there was no stopping me...

Now that Old Deng wants to write his own biography, there's nothing that can be stopped...

But......

If Deng's book were to be published, bearing the name of Deng and the Seven Great Powers, it could very well spread throughout the world...

Will the title of Sword God's chief disciple soon be known throughout the world?

Are we just waiting for the gods and dragons to come looking for us?

"Old Deng...!"

"Um."

"You know perfectly well... I don't intend to become famous anytime soon!"

"That's why I put you in charge of the script..., isn't it because I know this?"

"Ah...is that so?"

"Yes! That's it!"

Old Deng, why are you putting so much effort into this?!

【after a while】

The Shadow Lord reluctantly agreed to Old Deng's request.

At least you can control the plot...

As a result, while writing the outline for "The Chronicles of the Sword God" late at night...

Old Deng secretly came to visit again...

Oh shit!

It's definitely not good news!

"Old Deng, what exactly do you want?!"

"Shh!!! The Water Goddess is coming for you!"