Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[One month later, in a tavern in a town at the foot of the sacred mountain of swords]

"Hey, have you heard? There's been a Speylude with really long hair hanging around around here lately?"

"Of course I've heard about it, but I don't think he's from the Spelud tribe, is he? He's always doing good deeds, hasn't he?"

"Yes, I heard from the Mithri religion that it was a messenger sent by some god."

"You're listening to that bunch of rubbish? That guy's a man-eater!"

"Huh? Cannibalism? Really? What do you mean?"

"There were several bandit camps before, and everyone inside was dead. Usually, when people die, they leave behind corpses, but sometimes those camps only had pools of blood, and you couldn't even find all the bodies! They must have been eaten by the Spelud!"

"Holy crap! The Speyluds really eat people?! I always thought it was just for scaring kids!"

"Of course! They've been eating people, they must be Speluds!"

Wang, who happened to be passing by, simply couldn't bear to listen to this person's slander.

Damn it!

So you start spreading rumors the moment you open your mouth!

So the Lord of Shadows joined the conversation using Alucard's identity.

"I didn't eat people, I just sent sinful souls to the underworld for judgment."

"Huh? What's wrong with you...?"

Before the gossipy man could finish speaking, the beautiful green-haired woman appeared before him.

"Aaaaaaah!!! It's a Spelud!!!"

"No, that's not right. My name is Alucard, and I'm a weapon created by the gods."

But before I could finish speaking, he and the others who had been discussing me ran away...

Only one waiter, terrified and with legs trembling, remained, kneeling on the ground...

Now, the terrifying Spelud tribe has extended its evil hand to the poor tavern signboard girl.

"Aaaaaah! Help! Please don't eat me!!!"

"Don't be afraid. I've heard that the Spelud tribe has an extra eye on their forehead. Look closely, I don't have any such device installed on me."

With a gentle voice, the king brushed aside the green hair that was covering his forehead.

I don't know if it's because they saw my bare forehead, or because they saw my beauty, or because of my sweet smile.

The terrified waiter finally felt relieved and gave an apologetic smile.

After pulling him up, she returned to her position and resumed her work as the signboard girl.

only......

She immediately stopped laughing...

Because most of the guests were scared away by me just now...

I don't know if they were in a hurry to escape for their lives, or in a hurry to escape their debts...

Ugh......

If you're going to be a good person, then go all the way...

Who can blame me when I am now the human Alucard...?

It has to fit the character's persona...

So I paid the bill for those guys who skipped out on their bill with a gold coin.

After saying goodbye, it's time to get down to business!

— Fight the water god and the sword god in the guise of Alucard!

One month ago

Sword God Lao Deng hurriedly found me in the middle of the night.

Seeing how serious he was, I thought it was the Dragon God attacking, but it turned out to be just a stinky old woman.

Later, this is what I had with Old Deng:

"That old hag doesn't want to live anymore?!"

"It seems... there's actually some truth to it..."

"Then why don't you just chop her down, old Deng? And remember to invite me along to broaden my horizons!"

"You...you're even human?"

"What's wrong? Is that old woman your mother?"

"...Don't make me beat you up in the middle of the night..."

"cut......"

Under duress, the Shadow Lord respectfully invited the Sword God Old Deng into the living room and even poured him tea...

"Hmph! You're just asking for a beating!"

To be honest, I don't know why I just want to swear at Old Deng...

"Yes, yes, please tell me, Old Deng, what did that old woman come over for?"

"well......"

Old Deng took a sip of tea, sighed deeply, smacked his lips, and finally continued speaking.

"Her little granddaughter, her name is... Izawa Ruti, yes, Izawa Ruti, ran away from home."

"Huh? Ran away from home?"

"Yes! I ran away from home! Hehehehehe~~~"

Old Deng's compassionate demeanor vanished, and he covered his mouth, trying not to laugh too loudly.

Hmm, he's quite polite, afraid of waking my family.

but......

Running away from home...

So that's how it is. Since the old woman from the Water Goddess shamelessly came to talk to the old man from the Sword Goddess about this, it must not be just to save face.

She hoped that Old Deng could help her find her daughter...

However, she specifically asked to see me by name...

There are several possibilities,

Firstly, it is an instruction from a god or human.

Secondly, she speculated that Izelti would appear near the king.

Thirdly, his granddaughter had appeared within the sphere of influence of Sword God Old Deng and needed Old Deng's help.

"So what does this old hag mean by coming to me? Does she have any leads on her daughter?"

"Um... the clue she gave was that Izelti crossed the Red Dragon's Upper Jaw alone and ran to our northern region, and then there was no news of her."

She speculated that her granddaughter had heard the legend of a divine being appearing in the world and resurrecting a dead person. Although even your fake name was hidden, the little girl might think that the resurrected person was you, so she came here to try her luck.

Even if the girl isn't here, the old woman can swallow her pride and beg me to help her find her.

at the same time......

She also wished that Jax was still alive...

That way, the Flash Sword Saint Jax can help her find the little girl...

When I heard she was coming, I already issued a gag order regarding you, but…”

"Tsk..."

A perfectly valid reason, but in my eyes, the old woman is guilty if I doubt her!

Whatever her reason, I am unwilling to risk appearing before her in person. But then again, I am a prominent figure here...

Even if Old Deng issues a gag order, she can still obtain information about me if she wants to...

He's a troublesome guy...

but......

If there's enough time, this could actually be an opportunity...

The Sword God and the Water God were together at the same time, and two of humanity's top combat powers were gathered together.

If I successfully create Alucard, and then combine it with [Realistic Marble], [Type-0 System], and [Reverse Sensation], I can simultaneously learn two of humanity's strongest technologies.

So after I explained some things to Old Deng, I fled from the Holy Land of Swords overnight, found a random place to hide, and then accelerated the production of Alucard.

At the same time, I'm also avoiding Sword God Lao Deng's urging for more updates!

Damn it, every time I give Old Deng an outline and he's not satisfied, he beats me with a stick...

Those guys who were forced by Lao Deng to be writers fared even worse. Lao Deng kept them locked in a room every day, forcing each of them to be responsible for a different version, and then each of them had to update 10,000 words daily...

Finally, combine all the best versions...

It's practically treating living people like AI...

That's terrible...

Thankfully, I escaped...

He also pretended to be Alucard and made some noise to let more people know that Alucard was here, laying the groundwork for his next plan.

Alucard was successfully manufactured not long ago. Although there are still some areas for improvement, it is now largely usable.

I also tested it on a few unlucky guys.

The harvest was quite plentiful.

First of all, it has a pretty cool transformation method.

The principle is that I first use my own body to open the Reality Marble, put my body into the Reality Marble, and then I can instantly use the Reality Marble to replace my body.

The original plan was to put one's soul into the Soul Stone, like a portable hard drive, and plug it into another device.

Because the Soul Stone now contains the [Zero System], the original plan had to be abandoned.

However, the current operation is quite convenient.

On the other hand, after actually testing this body, the improvement was quite significant!

It's like a leap in power, like transforming from the Strike Gundam to the Freedom Gundam. Now, this body can finally keep up with my reaction speed.

Alucard's basic performance already far exceeded human limits, and with the addition of the King's battle aura enhancement, his current performance is far beyond the comprehension of ordinary people.

only......

Now, even with just a hand chop, one can easily wield the Blade of Light.

Moreover, in terms of physical fitness, there is no doubt that I have the advantage...

But it just doesn't have that kind of... quality from Old Deng.

Unreasonably powerful...

So the next step is to use Old Deng to test the performance of this body and find out the secret behind Old Deng's unreasonable strength!

On the other hand, magic has made progress.

This body is mostly made up of magic circuits. The way the magic circuits were added was based on the blueprint of my previous body, by directly stacking layers on the original circuits.

Now, the body's magical capacity has increased several times over, and the range of control over magical power has also increased dramatically.

only......

Some unexpected situations also arose.

While the control over magic has been greatly enhanced, the microscopic precision has actually decreased...

Previously, manipulating magic was like controlling a showerhead in a bathroom, but now it feels like controlling a fire hose...

I haven't found a way to improve this yet, or perhaps it requires training.

But it doesn't matter!

We'll talk about these things later!

I, the King, now!

Then we must go and fight the strongest warrior!