Jobless Reincarnation: The King with a Mental Problem

[Land of the Sword Saint]

"Huh? Get lost! This is the land of sword saints, not a daycare center!"

"Huh? Don't be ungrateful! When I become the strongest in the world, you'll be the one benefiting from my glory!"

"The strongest? Who? You?"

"You'll never be able to beat me in the future, you believe me?!"

—The above is a conversation between this king and the current Sword God, Gar Farion.

Upon arriving at the land of the Sword Saint, thanks to my connection with Kyrie Irwin, I was able to directly approach the Sword God and have the opportunity to speak with him privately.

But I don't know why, this stinky old man just doesn't like the look of me.

Everyone says that I am arrogant, but this old Deng is even more arrogant to the extreme.

This old man didn't even glance at me, he just sat there with his legs crossed and arms clasped around his chest.

They just sit there drinking tea, acting like they're some kind of cultured person...

They're really good at putting on airs. They even have some words hanging on the wall: Aren't all the people in your Sword Saint Land illiterate?

"Hmph." Old Deng snorted. "I've seen plenty of spoiled brats like you. You complain about being tired after two days of training, and pack up and leave after three. You're wasting my time."

"I am not some pampered young master." I crossed my arms, trying to make myself look even more disdainful than him. "I am the King of Shadows, the man who will stand at the top of the world in the future."

"...He's mentally ill too."

Old Deng glanced at me sideways, then turned his face back, reverting to his usual nonchalant demeanor.

Although the king couldn't see his own face, he could sense that it was definitely red and warm to the naked eye...

"Your eyesight isn't good! You can use it to play pool!"

"Gibberish gibberish..."

"Gibberish gibberish..."

We breathed on each other like Hakimi breathing on each other.

Kyrie Irvine stood to the side, glancing at him and then at me, his ears twitching nervously and his tail swishing back and forth inside his cloak.

Then he spoke without any expression.

"Are you done arguing?"

"No!" ×2

No sooner had he finished speaking than Gilead picked me up from behind and threw me out the door.

"ha......"

So love really does fade away, doesn't it?

Gilead then went to Old Den and whispered something, but I couldn't hear it.

Old Deng frowned and then relaxed, his gaze finally landing on me, and he began to scrutinize me carefully.

Ugh......

If the adults are ignorant, how could I, the king, be ignorant?

He got up again, went into the house, and then spread his arms and spun around.

"...How long did you practice?"

"I've been training seriously for less than a year."

This is Gilead's reply to the King.

"How about it? Have you ever seen anyone more powerful or more talented than me?"

"Hmph." He snorted again, but this time his voice was much lower. "The calluses on your hands are alright, and your body is passable. But what's the meaning of bringing a maid? I hate that aristocratic stuff. This is a place for cultivation, not for you to enjoy yourself."

His tone wasn't as aggressive as before.

But it was even worse because this time he was asking seriously.

After saying that, he stopped looking at me, picked up his teacup, and started drinking tea.

Lilia stood behind him, head down, without saying a word.

Oh, I see. Is it because of Lilia?

But I cannot let Lilia go alone...

"I came here to learn swordsmanship, not to suffer. Isn't it normal to have a servant help me with all sorts of miscellaneous tasks?"

How about this excuse?

no......

Lilia's belly will soon be swollen, and then she might have to be taken care of by the king again...

So...

Is this the only trick they have?

Wang crossed his arms and took several deep breaths.

I've finally made up my mind!

"...I accidentally got her pregnant!!!"

Tea sprayed out of Old Deng's nostrils.

But even more terrifying is Gilead!

She rushed over, grabbed me under her armpits, pressed me against her lap, and started spanking my bottom!

"You bastard! When did you start learning bad habits from Paul?!"

"Ah! Ah! Ah! Have mercy—Auntie! It hurts!"

Kyrie Ibn's slaps landed squarely on my buttocks armor, and no matter how much I struggled, I couldn't escape his punishment...

All we can do now is beg for mercy...

"Spare me...spare me, Auntie!"

This king has not gone astray—this is—this is a strategic plan—!

Isn't this because he doesn't want to be corrupted by Paul, and that's why he wants to take on the responsibilities of a man?

It was just a moment of confusion!

But I am now a father!

Naturally, he couldn't let anything happen to the woman and child who were pregnant with his child, and he didn't want his parents to find out, which is why he kept her by his side.

"Have mercy! Auntie! Please let me go!"

The dim-witted Gilead ignored all my grand principles and simply kept playing the FA instrument...

"Wait a moment!"

Unexpectedly, the one who saved me first was none other than the Sword God Old Deng, whom I disliked.

He walked over, squatted down in front of me, and looked me in the eye.

He forced a straight face and then touched his beard with one hand.

This pose... what's wrong?

You're a detective?

"How old are you?"

Wow...that's terrifying!

Did you get to the key point right from the start?

"Um... ten years old!"

Paul apparently got his fiancée pregnant when he was ten years old...

That should be enough to fool them...

"You're lying! You're only about eight years old, aren't you?"

Kyrie Io!

Why are you being so smart right now?

"Are you sure?"

"I found him eight years ago, I still remember it."

Old Den confirmed it again...

Then he stood up, turned around, and faced Lilia.

His hand rested on the hilt of the sword.

"You had an affair with someone else and then tried to frame this child?"

Lilia's face turned deathly pale.

Her lips were trembling, her luggage fell to the ground, and she took a step back.

"No...no..."

Old Deng's eyes narrowed even more.

Gilead also came to his senses.

She glanced at me, then at Lilia, and her ears twitched.

"It must be Paul!"

"What?"

"It must have been Paul!" Gilead said with certainty. "That guy was... never a good person before."

She didn't finish her sentence, but the meaning was clear.

Garr's gaze swept back and forth between the King and Lilia several times.

Then he drew his sword.

The sword was pointed at Lilia's nose, but her face was turned towards me.

"Sorry, kid, you're too old to get a woman pregnant. You've been framed. But don't take it to heart—kill her! Then I'll take you on as my apprentice! I'll acknowledge your manly spirit!"

...What the hell?

Shouldn't everyone in the Land of Sword Saints be an idiot?

How come this old man is so smart?

Is this the smartest person in the entire Land of Sword Saints?

Why can't they be any smarter?

Think about why I lied and said I was ten years old?

Lilia's teeth began to chatter.

"well……"

Wang sighed.

"I know it was Paul who got her pregnant..."

"What? And who are you, you brat???"

"My mother is a follower of the Milis religion. I ran away with my maid because I didn't want her to be heartbroken after knowing that her husband was cheating on her."

Lilia isn't a bad person; she's just a stupid woman who's been ruined by a bastard.

I don't intend to let my family know that she is pregnant.

I don't want her to be heavily pregnant soon, and then have a child born without a father, so that people will gossip about it.

After all, the child is innocent...

As a reliable king, one naturally bears more responsibility...

I just didn't expect you, Old Deng, to be a little smarter than I thought...

"This...is that so...I'm a sword god, I've seen the world! How could I possibly be fooled by a brat like you..."

cut......

He's just a little bit smarter...

"That bastard Paul!!! I'm going to kill him!!!"

Um......

I hope someone is alright...

Actually, I have another plan, which is to give my good little sister a good beating. With me as your father this time, I will teach you a good lesson. I don't believe you can come up with any tricks, little sister.

"But...you're so old, becoming a father? That's just too much, isn't it?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, country bumpkins are so ignorant. I'm Grerat! My scumbag father of mine got someone else's fiancée pregnant when he was just a kid!"

"Grelat, that's not surprising, that's not surprising..."

Garolden stood up again, sheathed his sword, and then stroked his chin as he returned to his seat.

"But weren't you found and taken in?"

"Auntie, if you don't tell anyone, and I don't tell anyone, who else will know?"

"I see..."

"Yes, that's it..."

Kyrie I have finally been released, and I am using magic to repair my damaged hip armor.

Sword God Old Deng interrupted.

"Fine, fine! I'll take you as my disciple! I haven't admired many people in my life. You're one of them. Now get lost!"

With Old Deng's words, I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I turned around and walked up to Lilia.

She was still trembling.

After taking the luggage from her, I walked towards my accommodation.

"Keep up. Don't get lost."

Lilia nodded and followed behind the king.

Her footsteps were very light.

So light it was as if I was afraid of crushing something.

Starting tomorrow, I will be practicing my sword here.

Although it's not what we planned... but why is it always different from what we planned?

Never mind...

At least the goal has been achieved...

Lilia and Aisha are safe for now.

Senis will never know the truth.

Paul, that bastard...

Forget it, I don't want to think about him anymore.

"Why...why would you go to such lengths for me...?"

Why is that?

To bring happiness to others, even if it means bearing all the evil in the world...

This must be a Shadow-level powerhouse, right?

Moreover, I happen to care little about reputation...

"Not for you, but for the child. I trust your loyalty, but not your intelligence. Therefore, I will take responsibility for the child's upbringing; your only responsibility is to love her..."

Aisha is a smart girl; she'll definitely find out about this lie someday...

But I cannot allow her to recognize Paul and the others...

so......

At least make her childhood as happy as possible...

She wants everything that I have.

What I don't have, she must have too.