Douluo Continent: Starting from Tianshui Academy
Chapter 1 The Miraculous Time Travel
Chapter 1 The Miraculous Time Travel
Ye Liangchen is a programmer at a company called Xuanhuan Network. With the National Day holiday approaching, the boss announced a week of paid leave, and all the employees in the company jumped for joy.
He was on his way home, and the thought of his seven-day paid leave filled him with joy as he rode his motorcycle happily down the street.
"Beep beep..."
"Creak..."
Suddenly, horns and brakes sounded from ahead. A large number of cars blocked the entire street, suggesting a possible car accident ahead.
Seeing that the road was blocked, Ye Liangchen had no choice but to turn around and take the alleyway home.
"Traffic jams don't exist for motorcycles."
"Riding my beloved little motorcycle, I'll never get stuck in traffic..."
Ye Liangchen felt cheerful as he thought of the cars stuck in traffic on the street. He hummed a little tune as he leisurely made his way home.
"Dong dong qiang... dong dong qiang..."
As soon as Ye Liangchen entered the alleyway and turned the corner, a piece of music suddenly sounded in front of him. Then, he saw seven mourners dressed in black suits, black hats, and sunglasses, carrying a coffin and dancing as they walked towards Ye Liangchen with smiles on their faces, revealing their white teeth. They were acquaintances.
"Holy crap! Isn't that my boss?"
Ye Liangchen found it hilarious that his boss was now taking on this kind of work. The flamboyant dance moves and the catchy music made him laugh.
"Boss, I'll go right, you guys go left."
Ye Liangchen shouted something to the other party, and the seven people nodded to him, indicating that they understood.
"Understood, come over here quickly." The boss waved to Ye Liangchen.
"Boom..."
Ye Liangchen revved his motorcycle and veered to the right. But he never expected that the other party was facing him, carrying a coffin and leaning towards the left, colliding with Ye Liangchen.
"Thump..."
"I was careless! I didn't flash!"
Ye Liangchen's head slammed heavily against the coffin, and he immediately saw stars and became dizzy. Because he wasn't wearing a helmet, he collapsed to the ground and died instantly.
"I'll heat you up, my foot!"
Before losing consciousness, Ye Liangchen even muttered something to himself, truly living up to the saying, "When Blackie smiles, life and death are unpredictable." He'd actually stumbled upon such an absurd way to die.
The leader, Wong Tai Sin, took off his sunglasses and gave a crooked smile.
"Xiao Chen is gone, we have to give him a grand send-off."
"Boss, we understand." The other six quickly tidied up Ye Liangchen and put him in the coffin.
……
Ye Liangchen was awakened by the sounds of suona horns and gongs, and found himself transformed into a transparent soul trapped in a circular space. The scene before him was his own funeral.
Ye Liangchen was certain he was dead, but this was too bizarre. Had his soul left his body?
"Holy crap! Aren't those my former boss and his close friends?"
"These guys are actually sending themselves off to their own funeral; what a complete service!"
Ye Liangchen was both amused and exasperated. This was the first time his boss had ever brought his men to his funeral.
Ye Liangchen's boss's surname is Huang, and he is known as Huang Daxian. He likes to combine science and metaphysics. He found several like-minded metaphysical researchers and established a network company called Xuanhuan. They usually develop various games and metaverses. He also dreams of one day building a time machine to send people into the dimensional world.
When the mood strikes, this guy even takes on the work of a Taoist priest. He has a professional team that specializes in funeral services.
At this moment, at Ye Liangchen's funeral, relatives and friends were happily enjoying the feast. When they saw Huang Daxian and his group performing a wonderful dance, they all took out their phones to take pictures and laughed loudly.
The boss, Wong Tai Sin, shook his head helplessly and led his men to start singing while banging drums and gongs.
"Drip drip drip... drip drip drip..."
"Dong dong qiang... dong dong qiang..."
"I scroll through my phone like a madman in the middle of the night, but when I put it down, I feel anxious."
Instead of sharing positive energy from Daoist masters, I only share harmful and toxic motivational quotes.
Poisonous chicken soup for the soul, how wondrous! It harms heaven, earth, and youth.
Light up the cigarette on the left, and plug in the power bank on the right.
I scroll through the jokes trying to suppress my laughter, then look at the comments and exclaim "Holy crap!"
Another night passed in a daze, and before dawn, the rooster crowed again.
I've been scrolling through my phone until 5:30. May the King of Hell come and give you a thumbs up!
Holding a handful of rootless grass, I come to teach the world online.
Children from countless poor families, don't suffer online!
"Dong dong qiang... dong dong qiang..."
The sound of gongs and drums filled the air, and firecrackers crackled in unison!
"Holy crap! This is incredibly sobering!"
Ye Liangchen felt that the rhyming tune sung by Huang Daxian and his group was much better than that of Ma Hu You Niao and the like.
Wong Tai Sin glanced around at the many men and women at the funeral and, sensing that they weren't taking it seriously, began to sing in a serious but nonsensical manner.
"The sun was blazing hot, and the women on the street were dressed scantily."
With a soul-soothing bag slung over her shoulder, half of her slender waist was exposed.
Her heavy makeup is quite alluring; she's trying to seduce a wealthy man.
Groups of three or five strolling through the streets, making countless men drool with envy.
Thump thump clang... thump thump clang...
Two generals stood before the Southern Heavenly Gate; seeing this scene, their hearts were filled with anxiety.
I have submitted a memorial to the Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace, here to truthfully report what I have seen.
The Heavenly Emperor arrived at the Southern Heavenly Gate, leaned on the railing, and looked down.
Why is this scene so common in the mortal world? People are barely clothed and starving.
The Fire God stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, please calm down and do not be impatient."
It's too hot to wear more clothes; you need to starve yourself to look slim.
We immortals don't care, but I pity my male compatriots in the mortal realm.
After saying this, he wiped the blood from his nostrils and shook off his purple-gold robe.
Thump thump clang... thump thump clang...
The Queen Mother of the West stepped forward and reassured the assembled officials not to panic.
Summon the tea servers on either side and quickly go invite the Old Dragon King.
Old Dragon King, oh Old Dragon King, I command you to quickly send down rain!
The Thunder God and Lightning Goddess will come to your aid; let sparks and lightning fly!
We won't give up until we achieve our goal, and we'll let everyone have their fun too.
Save the men of the mortal world, and quench the thirst of those exhibitionists below.
Thump thump clang... thump thump clang...
A thunderclap in a clear sky, followed by a blanket of dark clouds obscuring the sky.
The world needs a rain to cleanse people's hearts!
Thump thump clang... thump thump clang...
"Lord Laozi, by your command! Congratulations on Xiao Chen's ascension to heaven!" Huang Daxian shouted.
After Wong Tai Sin and his accomplices chanted, the relatives and friends at the funeral became solemn and shouted in unison, "Congratulations on Xiao Chen's ascension to heaven!"
Of all the musical instruments, the suona reigns supreme; it's either for ascension to heaven or for wedding ceremonies.
The erhu is played once, a single note; the suona sounds once, and a lifetime is sealed.
As soon as the music starts and the cloth is put on, the whole village, young and old, waits for the food to be served.
Some cried, some carried, followed by a sea of white.
Once the coffin is closed and the earth is laid down, he will never return to this world.
"Tick-tock...thump-thump-thump...thump-thump-thump..."
With the sound of suona horns and the deafening roar of gongs and drums, Ye Liangchen's soul was slowly carried up to the sky by the sphere and disappeared into an unknown world.
I'll heat you up, you're so warm!
"Now I'm really on top of the world," Ye Liangchen muttered helplessly. He took one last look at his family. His parents had passed away years ago, and now he only had an older brother and sister-in-law, and an older sister.
For Ye Liangchen, there were no more worldly ties, so it wouldn't be bad to escape the suffering of the mortal world as soon as possible!
……
Years later, in a fantasy world called Douluo Continent, in the forest deep within Tianshui Academy in Tianshui City of the Heaven Dou Empire, a handsome little boy lay on the lawn, deep in thought.
The little boy was about four years old. He was very cute, with big, bright eyes that twinkled like little stars. His adorable little face made you want to pat him on the shoulder.
This person is none other than Ye Liangchen, who was sent away by his boss and then transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, where he was reborn.
"I never expected that after I died, I would end up in the Douluo World, and in the same era as another transmigrator, Tang San. How interesting."
Ye Liangchen muttered to himself. At this moment, he seriously suspected that there was something strange about the coffin he had bumped into in his previous life. Could it be a time machine they had built?
It's outrageous fucking open the door to outrageous, outrageous home.
"Where's my cheat program?! Why hasn't it arrived yet?"
Ye Liangchen thought to himself that it would be difficult for a transmigrator to survive without any cheat codes. Although in the world of Douluo Continent, one could seize opportunities by using precognition, that was also a bit dangerous. If he had cheat codes, that would be awesome.
"Ding!"
Just then, a ding sounded in Ye Liangchen's mind, followed by a panel that appeared in his mind, similar to a game character, with a message: Welcome to Douluo Continent, have fun!
"Holy crap! Isn't this the 'Journey to the Myriad Realms' game that the fantasy company developed in my past life? I even fixed a lot of bugs in it back then. How did this game get into my head?"
Ye Liangchen felt as if he had traveled into a game; it was unreal and too absurd.
Oh well! Since I'm already here, I might as well make the best of it. I've already transmigrated, which is already absurd enough. Since that's how it is, I might as well take a good look at this world.
Ye Liangchen used his mind to sense the game character in his mind. It showed the world he was in, with two martial spirits, but they were sealed. He only had the Hunyuan Technique and the Five Elements Divine Fist, while the others were sealed. As for treasures and equipment, he did have a bottle of Foundation Establishment Pills, but the others were also sealed.
It really is similar to the games I played in my previous life, it's so interesting.
The cheat was silent, and the line of text on the panel disappeared after ten minutes, feeling like a spatial treasure had been added to my body.
"Twin martial souls? What could that be?"
"But with this cheat code, wouldn't we be able to crush everything in the Douluo Continent!"
"If Tang San could reach the God Realm with just the Mysterious Heaven Skill and some hidden weapons, then my Hunyuan Technique is a cultivation method! I reckon it could break through the God Realm."
"Hehehe...! This is going to be fun."
Since they are both transmigrators, Ye Liangchen naturally cannot allow Tang San to grow up. Two tigers cannot share one mountain, unless one is male and the other female.
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen sat up abruptly, preparing to try cultivating the Hunyuan Technique.
"No, I'm only four years old. If I start cultivating now, people will think it's abnormal. I'll wait until I awaken my martial soul and then use soul power cultivation to cover it up!"
Thinking of this, Ye Liangchen lay down again. With the cheat code, he could roam freely in this low-level fantasy world.
Ye Liangchen was born in Tianshui City. His father was named Ye Feng, who had no relation to the Ye family of the Nine Star Begonia. His mother was named Liu Ruyan, who was a cousin of Shui Bing'er's mother.
When Ye Liangchen was only three months old, his parents died unexpectedly. From then on, Ye Liangchen was raised by Lan Xiaodie as her son. As for how his parents died, Ye Liangchen did not know.
Lan Xiaodie also has a younger sister named Lan Xiaoling. The two sisters are the pride of the Shui family in Tianshui City. They married the same man named Yun Hanxing. They were originally married into the Shui family, so their daughter took their mother's surname.
Ye Liangchen had only heard of Yun Hanxing, but had never seen her, and did not know whether she was dead or alive.
The Lan sisters used to have the surname Shui, but for some reason they changed their names. Ye Liangchen was completely baffled when he overheard these rumors. Could there be some hidden story behind it?
Lan Xiaodie and Lan Xiaoling, as teachers and administrators at Tianshui Academy, are usually very busy with their work. So they brought Ye Liangchen to Tianshui Academy. Anyway, Ye Liangchen is only a four-year-old child, and no one cares. In their spare time, Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er can also keep the little guy company so that he won't be lonely.
Offering sacrifices to one's parents grants them boundless magical power, a prerequisite for any transmigrator, and Ye Liangchen was naturally no exception.
"Xiao Chen, what are you doing here?"
"Come with us for lunch."
Just then, two blue-haired girls, around six years old, ran up to Ye Liangchen, pulled him up, and dragged him toward the academy cafeteria.
The two little girls are Shui Bing'er and Shui Yue'er. They are half-sisters. The two girls had already awakened their martial souls and are now studying in the academy's junior class.
Shui Bing'er's martial soul is the top-grade Ice Phoenix, with an innate soul power of just over level 9. She has already obtained her first soul ring and is a level 12 soul master. Shui Yue'er's martial soul is an adorable Jade Dolphin, with an innate soul power of just over level 7. She currently has a soul power of only level 9 and has not yet obtained her first soul ring.
"Sisters, I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen tried to pull his little hand away, but he was only four years old and couldn't break free at all.
In his previous life, he was a single man from birth and ascended to heaven before he even had a girlfriend. In this life, he was reborn as an infant, being pulled along by two little girls, which made Ye Liangchen feel very uncomfortable.
"What's there to be shy about at such a young age!" Shui Bing'er reached out and rubbed the little guy's head, smiling sweetly.
"Haha...! Sister, Xiao Chen is just afraid that the other sisters will see her, so she's embarrassed," Shui Yue'er said mischievously.
Tianshui College is very large, and the lawn is at least two kilometers away from the college canteen. Ye Liangchen's short legs went numb as the two sisters pulled him along quickly.
"Are you tired? I'll carry you on my back."
Shui Bing'er felt very sorry for this little guy who had lost his parents at a young age. Moreover, she had learned from her own mother that the little guy's parents had died saving her, which made her feel very guilty.
"I can walk by myself."
Ye Liangchen immediately refused. How could he let a seven-year-old girl carry him? Although he was just a child now, he was an adult in his previous life.
"Sister! Xiao Chen is shy. He's been sleeping in a separate bed from us since he was three years old," Shui Yue'er said with a grin.
"Why are you being shy with your older sister!"
Shui Bing'er squatted down, carried Ye Liangchen on her back, and quickly walked towards the academy cafeteria.
Sigh! If you can't fight it, just accept your fate!
Ye Liangchen is only four years old now, so he can only try his best to play the role of a child and not act too mature, otherwise he will be regarded as a monster.
I must say, being reincarnated as a child is quite interesting. It feels like starting over, especially since I've come to a fantasy world full of beautiful women. No matter what, it's more exciting than my previous life.
This is a Douluo Continent fanfiction; feel free to try it out. All the beauties you desire can be found in this world.
(End of this chapter)
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