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Chapter 72 I am a notorious good-for-nothing! [Please subscribe]
Chapter 72 I am a notorious good-for-nothing (proudly)! [Please subscribe!]
In a small village bisected by a snow-white road, there sits an academy with a nouveau riche, tacky signboard named "Shrek".
Outside the gates of Shrek Academy, which were rustic yet still quite tall and sturdy, a long queue had formed. Li Yusong, an elderly Soul Emperor who was the admissions teacher, was sitting at a long table, holding a Soul Power Crystal Ball, and conducting qualification tests on the students who wanted to enroll in Shrek Academy.
"Age not exceeding twelve years old, soul power level not lower than level 20, bone age exceeded, next."
Li Yusong sat in a grand chair and pinched a chubby boy's arm, causing the boy to wince in pain and tears to stream down his face.
"Oh, sir, I'm only a few months over!"
The chubby boy stared at Li Yusong with tears streaming down his face, whether from pain or grievance was hard to tell.
"Rules are rules, Shrek Academy only accepts geniuses!" Li Yusong waved his hand, indicating that the next one should hurry up.
"My tuition fee is three gold soul coins, sir."
"What tuition fee? That's an application fee, and it's non-refundable."
"But I didn't register!"
"If you didn't register, that's your own problem."
"Ah!!" The chubby boy jumped back angrily, tears streaming down his face, pointing at Li Yusong and crying out:
"Geneva, refund!"
"..." Li Yusong looked dangerously at the chubby boy who was crying his eyes out, while pondering what "Geneva" was.
A commotion started at the back of the group, and someone pulled the chubby boy away.
"What a lousy school! Their standards are so high, and they won't even refund the money!"
"That's right! A bunch of robbers!"
"Let's go! Let's go to Soto City. Transportation is convenient anyway. Only a fool would go to their school!"
The crowd buzzed with discussion, with many parents with children pointing fingers at Shrek Academy's inhumane admission requirements. These parents, whose children were Soul Masters, were mostly Soul Masters themselves, their levels hovering around level 20 or 30.
hum!
White, yellow, purple, purple, black!
Six spirit rings appeared behind Li Yusong, and the terrifying pressure of spirit power instantly silenced the scene.
"Shrek Academy's requirements remain unchanged! Those who don't meet the standards shouldn't harbor any illusions! Anyone who dares to speak disrespectfully again will not be treated with leniency!"
The Soul Emperor's imposing aura silenced everyone, and no one dared to say anything. They could only angrily drag their children away.
There were originally quite a few registration lines in front of Shrek Academy, but in an instant, seventy or eighty percent of them disappeared, leaving only two or three people standing in place.
The three were Tang San, a young man in a sporty outfit; Xiao Wu, a girl with pink eyes and a single ponytail; and Zhu Zhuqing, a girl with a cold and gloomy demeanor.
"Brother San, shall we go?" Xiao Wu saw that the teacher who was enrolling them was not someone to mess with, so she couldn't help but back down.
"No, it's precisely this kind of academy that only accepts monsters that deserves our talents!" Tang San, who had a letter of recommendation from Master Yu Xiaogang, would not give up. Instead, he expressed his approval of Shrek Academy's 'aloof' attitude.
Monsters must be different!
"Oh ho, there are three little ones too, not bad, let's give it a try."
Seeing that three more people were willing to try, Li Yusong immediately withdrew his spirit rings and aura, and cheerfully beckoned Tang San and the others over.
Just then, three men walked over from outside on the street in the distance.
One was tall and imposing, with a sinister air and heterochromatic eyes. Another was portly and generous, with fiery red hair. The third pushed a small cart, his face covered in a thick beard and weathered.
It was Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and Oscar. I wonder where they went and came back from fooling around again.
"Old Li." Dai Mubai led the two closer, his gaze sweeping over Tang San and the other two. His expression stiffened slightly, but he didn't say anything more.
"Mu Bai, come here, I have a question for you." Seeing that the young man from Shrek Academy had finally returned, Li Yusong immediately beckoned Dai Mu Bai and the other two to his side, and then asked curiously, "Mu Bai, you often go to the city to have fun, do you know what 'Geneva' means?"
"Hmph!" Zhu Zhuqing, standing behind Xiao Wu and the others, snorted coldly.
Dai Mubai: "."
Dai Mubai's silence at this moment was both for Li Yusong and for himself.
He remained silent as people continued to undermine him in front of his fiancée, and he was unaware that his family had been insulted.
"I'm praising you, Teacher Li," Dai Mubai said, forcing a smile. Ma Hongjun and Oscar behind him were almost unable to hold back their smiles.
"Praise me?" Li Yusong frowned and said in a deep voice, "Understood, Geneva, Mu Bai."
Dai Mubai: "."
"Alright, kids, Geneva, come and see where your confidence comes from."
Tang San and the others remained silent. The more they listened to these words, the more they felt something was wrong.
Soon, the soul power checks on Tang San, Xiao Wu, and Zhu Zhuqing were completed, which surprised Li Yusong slightly.
"I never expected to have three little monsters this year! Great job! Great job, Geneva!"
Dai Mubai's scalp was tingling; he didn't know how to tell Teacher Li Yusong that he had just lied to him.
"Geneva, Mu Bai, don't fucking deceive me. I've been around for ages, and I at least know that phrase is definitely an insult!"
Li Yusong glared fiercely at Dai Mubai, who had his head down, then looked at the three little monsters in front of him and thought to himself: I thought it would be another year of free food from the Technology Chamber of Commerce's subsidies, but I didn't expect to actually gain something.
In the past, Shrek Academy might have been a little anxious about not being able to find students, but now, with the Technology Chamber of Commerce backing them up, they've become much more laid-back. If they can't recruit, so be it; let them come or not, since they're not short of money now.
(Chen Hong: ???)
"Mu Bai, you take them first." Just as Li Yusong was about to have Dai Mu Bai escort Tang San and the other two into the academy for their assessment, he suddenly heard the clear roar of the soul engine of a soul-powered vehicle in the distance!
hum!
A pale blue lightning bolt chased the sound waves from afar, drifted around a bend, and came to a stop across the entrance of Shrek Academy, accompanied by a gale.
Ning Rongrong, wearing a cool helmet, got out of the car. Her stylish and cool outfit made everyone in the distance stare in amazement.
hum~
Chen Hong slowly started the [Chasing the Wind] motorcycle and followed behind Ning Rongrong. Ning Quan also caught up at this time and appeared not far away.
Ning Rongrong's martial spirit and soul power level caused another small gasp.
The Seven-Jeweled Glazed Pagoda has twenty-six levels.
Just as everyone was turning their expectant gazes toward Chen Hong, the motorcycle boy still wearing a helmet, to see if he was also a hidden genius.
Chen Hong drove the [Chasing the Wind] motorcycle in front of Li Yusong and calmly said:
"Don't expect anything, I'm a notorious good-for-nothing."
Everyone: ? ? ?
(End of this chapter)
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