Naruto: Starting from Eating the Gold Fruit

Chapter 28 The Three Little Ones

Tsunade was carrying a schoolbag, with a pale-faced and slovenly little boy following beside her.

"Tsunade, do you secretly train all the time?!" The messy-haired kid blurted out, "I heard your grandfather was the First Hokage, was he really that amazing?"

The pale-faced man beside him looked calmly at his two companions: "Let's part ways here. I'm going back."

"Hey? Orochimaru, are you going back? But aren't your mom and dad not home?" the scruffy little brat called out to the pale-faced boy.

"I can go home by myself." Orochimaru, um... now it should be Little Orochimaru, Little Orochimaru said calmly, then turned to leave...

Then, with a "thud," he bumped right into someone.

"Ouch...that hurts, uh, okay, it doesn't hurt that much..." Yuya rubbed his head and quickly reached out to the child he had bumped and knocked to the ground.

"Excuse me, are you alright, kid?"

Orochimaru was about to reach out and grab Yua's hand when he heard Yua's words, so he withdrew his hand, got up from the ground, and said to Yua, "You don't look much older than me, you can't call me that."

Yuya blinked, looked at the child in front of him, then at the little girl on his body, and immediately smiled: "Yo, Tsunade."

When Tsunade saw Yua's face darken, she turned her face away and snorted coldly.

A white-haired, cocky-looking kid standing nearby rolled his eyes, pointed at Yua, and shouted, "Hey! What did you do to Tsunade?! Do you know she's the granddaughter of the First Hokage of Konoha! She's the princess of Konoha!"

You Ya's smiling face immediately disappeared.

Tsunade then stomped on the white-haired brat's foot, yelling, "Jiraiya! How many times have I told you! Don't call me that!"

Jiraiya immediately let out a wail.

You Ya raised an eyebrow and looked at the three little ones again.

Okay, so the three little things—pornography, gambling, and drugs—have come together.

Wow, so these three little ones have reached school age already?

Hmm, it feels like time is flying by. It seems like just a few days ago, Tsunade was learning how to gamble from Hashirama Senju...

Yuya sighed, his smile fading as he looked at Tsunade and reprimanded her, "Tsunade, it's best not to be so rough with your classmates."

Tsunade glared at Yua, puffed out her cheeks in anger, and said, "Mind your own business!" before preparing to run away.

But Youya grabbed him with one hand.

"What a disobedient child."

Yuya sighed, then looked at Jiraiya and Orochimaru: "My two classmates, it seems my Tsunade has caused you some trouble. I'm sorry, but how about I treat you to a big meal as an apology?"

Jiraiya Jr.: "A feast? What feast?"

Orochimaru: "No need, thank you. I'm going home now."

Yuya chuckled and said in a low voice, "That barbecue restaurant that recently opened in Konoha gets a top-quality Wagyu beef every day, imported from the Land of Frost."

Jiraiya suddenly froze in shock.

Orochimaru also stopped in his tracks.

Besides controlling public opinion and keeping the villagers of Konoha entertained, the Ninja News founded by Yuya had another important function: to beat up enemies.

At least, that newly opened barbecue restaurant reaped the first wave of GG's benefits.

"Big, big brother, are you really rich? I heard that store is super expensive!" Jiraiya's attitude changed instantly.

There's a saying that goes, "First he's deferential, then he's obsequious," which makes one laugh when you think about it.

Tsunade, whose head was being pressed down by Yua, said irritably, "He's definitely rich, he's incredibly rich."

As she spoke, she stared at You Ya with dead fish eyes: "They've never given me any money."

Yuya grinned and ruffled Tsunade's hair in an annoyed tone: "You little brat! Do you think I don't know what you want to do with the money?!"

Tsunade was furious: "You're only six years older than me! Why do you call me 'little girl'?!"

Yuya completely ignored Tsunade's anger, continued to furiously rub the dog's head, and then looked at Orochimaru: "What about you, kid? Are you coming or not? It's on me."

Orochimaru hesitated, then shook his head after a moment's thought and said, "No, I'd better go back first..."

He was only halfway through his sentence when Jiraiya suddenly covered his mouth with a handkerchief, exclaiming, "Let's go! Let's go eat barbecue!"

So, half an hour later, at a barbecue restaurant with a decor that differed from traditional concrete and was made entirely of wood, Youya and the three little ones ordered a huge bowl of beef slices.

However, unlike the three little ones who were eating happily, Youya didn't touch his chopsticks. Instead, he was writing names in his notebook.

"Big brother! Aren't you going to eat?" When it comes to seizing an opportunity, Xiao Zilai is the best at it.

He knew that as long as he acknowledged this older brother, he would definitely have plenty of barbecue in the future.

So he promptly knelt down.

Yuya chuckled and shook his head, looking at Jiraiya and saying, "Call me 'Big Brother' because you want me to treat you to barbecue every day from now on?"

Jiraiya immediately laughed sheepishly, "Oh dear, once a day is such a waste! Once a week is fine, hahaha~"

Tsunade rolled her eyes, too lazy to pay attention to this idiot, and just put the meat in the sandwich even faster.

She didn't care about You Ya's pockets and wallet; it would be better if they were emptied.

Orochimaru ate the most politely and slowly. It seemed that if Yuya's portion hadn't been so generous, his would have been devoured by Jiraiya and Tsunade long ago.

You Ya smiled and put the notebook in his pocket: "Once a week might be a bit difficult, I'll be busy with something lately."

Tsunade looked at Yua and suddenly sneered, "What's going on? Again, it's about donating money and supplies, but those people in the big houses in the village didn't donate anything?"

You Ya then realized why the little girl was dissatisfied with him.

Yuya smiled and said to Tsunade, "Why do you think that way, Tsunade? Why would those people living in big mansions donate?"

Tsunade slammed her hand on the table in anger: "Shouldn't they be the ones to donate?! My mother donated all her savings, bedding, and new clothes! My neighbor, the auntie next door! The uncle across the street! They all donated money and goods! But those people who live in big houses didn't!"

Yuya raised an eyebrow. Luckily, this Tsunade was a little girl, otherwise the table would definitely be gone.

Well, this girl will probably mature when she grows up.

Jiraiya was about to pick up some meat when Tsunade startled him and stopped in his tracks.

You Ya wasn't angry. Instead, he apologized to the other tables, saying, "I'm sorry, my sister was being silly and scared you all."

Since You Ya himself was not very old and took the initiative to apologize, naturally no one paid any more attention to this matter.

Yuya looked at Tsunade with relief: "I'm glad you can see that."

But some things...

Tsunade, you shouldn't get involved in this.

There's that time...

"You should eat more meat; it's almost burnt."

As Yuya spoke, he handed a piece of meat to Tsunade.

Tsunade puffed out her cheeks, but in the end, she could only sit down angrily and sullenly devour the meat.

Seeing that Tsunade and Jiraiya had almost finished eating, Yuya smiled and said, "You've almost finished eating, haven't you?"

Tsunade snorted, "What, you're not going to pay?"

Youya grinned wickedly: "That's not quite right, but... once you're done eating, it'll be my turn."

With that, You Ya got up and went to the front desk, took a condiment bowl, added chili, soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil and other seasonings, and then returned to his seat.

I picked up a slice of grilled meat, dipped it in the sauce in the bowl, and popped it into my mouth. Mmm~

Bar is very suitable.

Nearby, young Jiraiya and young Tsunade, patting their round bellies, watched Yua eat with gusto, his mouth dripping with oil and the delicious-smelling dipping sauce. A sudden wave of resentment washed over them...

That's just too much...

(End of this chapter)